Archive | May 19, 2008
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Lisa Lewis Is An Escort (And Proud Of It)

Over the years we’ve seen our fair share of outed call girls looking contrite, so it’s a breath of fresh air to see an outed call girl actually standing up for herself and refusing to be shamed by the press. Naked newsreader and high end escort Lisa Lewis isn’t apologizing

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And speaking of those horned-up chroniclers of contemporary pop culture at the New York Times this morning, it was sorta cute to see them discovering this sexy new phenomenon called “neo-burlesque” which all the kids in New York City seem to be hip to these days. Next thing they’re going

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This New York Times profile was a little too long sophisticated for us to fully comprehend, but it seems to be about a man who built a multi-million dollar empire by figuring out how to charge your credit card for online porn, and who also spends a good deal of

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And speaking of celebs going wild in France: we’re not sure how we missed these topless pictures of Lily Allen sunning herself on vacation recently. Thankfully, pictures of boobs never seem to go bad. (thesuperficial.com)

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Casual Mondays: Getting Down And Dirty In The Office

When we have dildo parties here at Fleshbot Central, we always insist that everyone keep it professional: clothes on, naughty bits unpenetrated. But now that we’ve seen this video, we’re starting to wonder if that policy should be reconsidered. Who knows, a no-holes-barred (or unviolated) dildo party might just increase

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Angelina Jolie Gives Us A Glimpse Of Her Cannes

Angelina Jolie spent last week at the Cannes Film Festival promoting her latest project–the twins growing inside her belly. (Rumor has it, she’s giving birth to a talking panda bear.) While in France, she also found some time to inadvertently promote something else: Angelina should know by now that she

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Apparently, some people find it a little unusual that Penthouse–which also owns Adult Friend Finder–would own Christian social networking site BigChurch.com. We’re all for inclusion and everything, but that is a pretty big church. (telegraph.co.uk)

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Scribd is apparently some sort of Web 2.0 (note the missing vowel) document sharing website that has built up quite a following despite the fact that we’ve never heard of it. How did they do it? Porn, of course! So naturally, now that the site is popular (and investors are

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Guts—our favorite French version of our favorite British boobie magazine—continues to deploy the winning formula of randomly numbered lists of gorgeous topless babes. We guess “69″ means the same thing in French that it does here, huh? (dailypoa.com)

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The Wages Of Sin: Madison Young’s Come “Undone”

Red-haired Madison Young tells white lies in purple rooms. Why? Because she loves too much; she is too eager to please. Always going the extra mile in her stripper duties, Young fibs to favorite customer (Daniel) when he asks her to go to an SM party with him after her

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Best Of Babelogs: Monday Edition

Because even if we know no one pays attention anyway, we really need to hire someone to start coming up with introductions to these things three times a week … · Alektra Blue (glamdolls.com) · Carmen (lettherebeporn.com) · Jillian Beyor (dailyniner.com) · Judy (nextdoormania.com) · Katarina and Carmen (babesdiary.com) ·

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Breaking: Stoya Inspires Crime!

As tempting as it is to imagine our favorite porn personalities living in the same fortified compound, playing records and batting each other with soft pillows, they do often live far from Porn Valley. Digital Playground’s Stoya returns to the city of Brotherly Love when she’s not shooting that company’s

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Flesh Flicks: Net Gain

We’ve been sitting here for awhile, trying to think of how many different puns, double entendres, and outright clichés we can fit into this one post, but for some reason we keep getting stuck on one variation or another of “balls in her court.” That’s the problem with tennis–it’s just

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1 2 3 4 5 Casual Mondays: Getting Down And Dirty In The Office (3,093 views, 0 comments) Angelina Jolie Gives Us A Glimpse Of Her Cannes (2,738 views, 1 comments) Faux-Lesbian Russian Pop Star Update: t.A.T.u. Uncensored (2,561 views, 1 comments) Marital Aid Test Kitchen: Trying To Have Fun

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Legal Pink Serves Up More "Cute Little Asses" (And Then Some)

Legal Pink Serves Up More "Cute Little Asses" (And Then Some)

Director Dick Hooker has a formula to go along with his patently ridiculous nom de porn: take fresh-faced Euro porn starlets, put them in front of the camera with a couple of big swinging dicks, and repeat. So far the math has shown it’s not a bad plan: American smut

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The deliciously bustacular Aria Valentino is making quite a name for herself here at Fleshbot Central, and not just because some of us keep getting her confused with fellow babelog fixtures Aria Giovanni and Andie Valentino: if you’re still not a fan, maybe this preview video clip will help? After

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This just in: Rehab centers that cater to sex addicts cost a lot of money and don’t really do anything. Experts say that the reason they fail so often is because most addicts believe that sex is really, really awesome. (int.iol.co.za; image via Caveh Zahedi’s “I Am A Sex Addict”)

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Faux-Lesbian Russian Pop Star Update: t.A.T.u. Uncensored

Lena Katina and Yulia Volkova may be the most popular singing duo that no one has ever heard sing: that’s because when t.A.T.u performs, no one is really there to listen to the music. But by filling their stage act and music videos with unrepentant sexual teasing, they’ve made quite

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Thinking “Bondage Thoughts”

Such thoughts Larry (we’ll call him Larry) has while strapped to his bondage chair. In fact, let’s call them Bondage Thoughts. While this movie is not going to win any awards for Cheerfulness, the “Ring”-style editing and gloomy industrial settings will be a hit with the BDSM crowd and the

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Hot Tail: Your Furry Schoolgirl Striptease Fantasy Finally Comes True

Since we spend so much time together, dear reader, we hope it doesn’t come as too much of a surprise to learn that we here at Fleshbot can totally read your thoughts and therefore anticipate exactly what you’re in the mood to see. For example, while we were enjoying our

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