Archive | May 16, 2008
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Nuts Cover Girls: Getting The Babes Back Together

If you like Nuts magazine, but don’t like, you know … magazines, then we have the solution for you: instead of running down to the newsstand or mailbox every week to see if your favorite model has made the cover of your favorite lad mag, you can just visit their

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Not being particular fans of women’s basketball, we don’t know (or care) whether these photos are in fact ones of a member of the Niagra University women’s basketball team. We do know, however, that they’re naked pics of a pretty hot amateur babe who happens to have some basketball posters

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The latest entry in PETA’s campaign to give the world free porn save the animals is 2008 Australian Penthouse Pet of the Year Kobe Kaige, who urges us all to “Give Fur the Cold Shoulder.” We’re really attached to that vintage ermine laprobe we use when we’re sitting here trawling

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Everything You Wanted To Know About “Sex: How To Do Everything”

Given the fact that we here at Fleshbot try to cover as many bases as possible–and despite that first person plural voice we insist on using most of the time–it’s not too surprising that our editorial staff finds itself experiencing a difference of opinion every now and then. (For example:

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We were okay with “Not The Bradys XXX,” and even “This Ain’t The Munsters XXX” — but srsly, “Not Mr. Rogers XXX Neighborhood”? Every time you think there are no more lines to be crossed, porn finds a way. (avn.com)

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In the latest issue of Scientific American, scientists peer inside the brain to check out what goes on during orgasm, and the results will blow your … er, never mind. Now that’s some deep penetration. (sciam.com via BoingBoing; thumbnail from Squirting Carly)

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Mette Th13teen Goes Both Ways

We’re not completely sure how we’re supposed to pronounce her name (Ththirteenteen?), but that hasn’t stopped us from falling for the beguiliging Mette Th13teen. A Danish model and photographer, she knows how to work it both in front of and behind the camera–and we all know just how hot a

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Precious isn’t just a way of describing this model … it’s totally her name! Precious Adona actually, which makes her sound like a superhero or a character from Greek mythology. That why we changed our middle name to Adorable. (dailypoa.com, via fhm.com.ph; more @ fleshasiadaily.com)

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What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Hearting Alexis Silver

The title of this movie might be “I Love Alexis Silver,” but the box cover photo reveals that Silver might be ambivalent about you. The question we put to our friends this week is: With that baleful gaze, What Is Alexis Silver Really Thinking? Does she heart us, or does

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If you’re looking for a tourist destination this summer, may we recommend the Icelandic Phallological Museum? It may sound silly, but can you think of a better use of your time on Iceland than a stop at the penis museum? (reuters.com + ismennt.is – thanks Tits)

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A semi-authentic biergarten in Brooklyn is getting rid of its sexy, dirndl-clad waitresses (or their outfits anyway) because drunk and horny patrons couldn’t keep their hands off them. It the grabby ones who always ruin it for everybody else. (timeout.com – thanks Jared)

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Jean Laconia’s Third Time

By now you know the premium placed on novelty in the porn industry, and nothing is more beautiful (at least in terms of a QuickBooks entry) than the first time a starlet is captured in flagrante on camera. And though we have found that young Jean Laconia told three separate

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Hey, Kanye West–you’ve just performed a sold out show in front of screaming thousands at Madison Square Garden! What are you gonna do now? “I’m going to play a set at a private party at a restaurant on the East Side surrounded by naked astronaut babes!” (Yeah, we figured Disneyworld

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Flashbot Fleshback: The Springtime Of Our Discontent

Flashbot Fleshback: The Springtime Of Our Discontent

A look back at the week that was … · No matter how you choose to celebrate the month of May, there’s no reason masturbation shouldn’t be involved. · So, is it time for our checkup again? · Sometimes sex just isn’t dirty enough. Except when it is. · We

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Best Of Babelogs: Weekend Edition

Because these little intros don’t write themselves … · Alexus Winston (glam0ur.com) · Audrey Bitoni (bustyandsexy.net) · Carli Banks (nudebabes.ws) · Elle (babesdiary.com) · Evelyn (girlsofdesire.org) · Justine Joli (babedot.com) · Luisa (novojoy.com) · Mackenzie Lee (pmates.com) · Marilyn (nextdoormania.com) · Mindy Vega (glamdolls.com) · Monika (labatidora.net) · Nancy (hq69.com)

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Sex Blog Roundup: Working It Out

Tired of getting sand kicked in your face? Can’t wait to beat up those neighborhood bullies? Then build your strength with the bloggers in today’s roundup of some of our favorite moments from the sex blog scene as they go through the paces of strenuous workouts. Hike until you’re too

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Flesh Flicks: What’s Under (Or On) The Hood?

Look, we’re all for fuel-efficiency and designing small, wimpy cars that get 500 miles to the gallon and shoot rainbows out their exhaust pipes. We like Planet Earth too, and want to keep all it green and livable and all that stuff. But we’re also red-blooded Americans who appreciate a

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Give Her A Hand

Just the thought of watching “The Hills” has the same effect on us that watching one of those flashy Japanese cartoons has on epileptic kids, but we’re warming up to the idea of watching a show about Audrina Patridge walking around in a bikini. At least one person with a

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Sheyla Hershey holds the Guinness Book of Brazilian World Records (whatever that means) for the largest chest (in the Brazilian World?) But that’s not enough! She wants to up the size of her FFF cup implants, but can’t find a doctor or legal code willing to pump that much silicone

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Teledildonics And You: How One Company Could Control The Future Of Sex

Have you had a orgasm recently? Good for you! Were you helped along with some technical assistance, specifically from a little buzzing friend? Then you probably owe someone money. You see, there’s a big little company called Immersion and while we’re not sure exactly what they make or build, they

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