While we never exactly understood why there had to be a whole month set aside to raise masturbation awareness when we spend nearly every waking moment devoted to the cause, we nonetheless welcome May’s status as a worthwhile excuse to dwell on our favorite national pastime. That’s why we found

Wait, Gwyneth Paltrow posed naked for British GQ and no one told us? Why were we not informed? Oh right, because you can’t actually see anything. Carry on then. (breakingnews.iol.ie + pro-image-gallery.blogspot.com)

Texas high school students were recently shocked to discover a picture of a newsstand with “revealing” adult magazines in their German textbook. Hey, how do you say “But what about the children?” in German? (dallasnews.com)

Cable cars, dot com gazillionaires and Golden Gates aside, San Francisco is known for many things: its values, homegrown institutions like Kink.com, and generally being the object of Sodom-by-the-Bay nightmares for the entire Bible Belt. And let’s not forget that everyone’s favorite city also midwifed National Masturbation Month, which is

To celebrate the recent release of their new Horny Issue, Time Out New York invited a select few hot bodied New Yorkers to celebrate spring with some drinking, debauchery, and a couple of rounds of Truth or Dare and Spin the Bottle. We stopped by to see just how horny

Our modern university science and engineering programs bring together the latest technologies with the world’s brightest young minds to create the next generation of groundbreaking state-of-the-art innovations–like this giant mechanical nutsack that three NYU students built for a class project. Can you believe the balls on these kids? (testetouch.com [sound

Andreia Schwartz started her own high-priced call girl service in New York, after leaving the Emperor’s Club (that other high-priced call girl ring that you may have heard about.) Then she got busted and deported to Brazil. Even if none of that were true, it was still a good idea

While confirmation calls to Larry Flynt’s office went unreturned (er, for years), we are fairly certain that Hustler has been naming movie titles specifically for us. We needed nothing more to convince us than the arrival of “MILFzilla,” starring the rabid Ava Devine. You might remember the last two What

Ugh, this is such a cliché. Why does every romantic comedy have to feature a scene where the two loverbirds fuck in a raging downpour? There’s always a fight, then they run out into the storm, and the director somehow thinks that it heightens the emotion to have his actors

Did you watch Part One of VH1′s “Sex: The Revolution” documentary last night? Or are you simply relying on us to feed you bite-sized clips that will allow you to somehow absorb the meaning and context of the 20th century’s sexual revolution all your own? (Hey, it’s worth a shot.)

Jana Cova has not, to the best of our knowledge, ever done guys on film. Oddly, or not, we don’t mind her limited repertoire in the slightest—especially when, as in Digital Playground’s latest Celeste release “Jana Cova: Erotique,” we get to see her getting all Sapphic and stuff with beauties

We knew it wouldn’t take long, but thanks to our Porn Scene Investigators, the mystery of the humping shark has been solved. Loyal comment-smith Al aka El Negro Magnifico was the first in line to inform us that the clip in question comes from the tastefully named Fat Beach Patrol

You may not have heard anything about this on the news, but there seems to be something wrong with the “economy.” Things are more expensive and our mortgages need more oil or something. Fortunately, we still have porn … or do we? People don’t like to spend money in a

We’ve heard rumors that if you mind your manners, make your bed every morning, and remember always to wash behind your ears, good things will happen when you’re all grown up … like you’ll be able to serve as someone’s very own slave girl! The bloggers in today’s roundup of

Porn ripoffs parodies of things that were topical three years ago are like settling into a comfortable pair of shoes: they are familiar and safe, and make us think of a time when gas wasn’t so expensive, it looked like the Democrats would win in 2008, and “The Sopranos” was

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If you ask people what the sexiest part of a woman is, there aren’t a lot of folks who start by talking about the eyebrows. Seeing how there’s a whole industry devoted to plucking and tweezing and threading and penciling them, however, obviously there’s quite a few people whopay attention

We may have been wrong about the Phoenix vibrator: from the looks of this video, it may actually be a pretty fun toy. Now if only we could get a more “hands on” demonstration, we’d definitely be convinced. Can anyone get Gianna Michaels on hand for this urgent assignment? ·