Archive | April 29, 2008

Doing It Fazenda Style

Things sure were different on the coffee plantations of Old Brazil: everyone spoke Portuguese, the bar fights were more violent, and the girls were hotter. But at least some things don’t change no matter what hemisphere you find yourself in, like the fact that two babes left to their own

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Hendrix Sex Tape (Dot Com): Because "AreYouExperienced.com" Was Already Taken

Hendrix Sex Tape (Dot Com): Because "AreYouExperienced.com" Was Already Taken

Despite all the choices available to them, it looks like the folks at Vivid went with the obvious HendrixSexTape.com to hawk that eleven minute footage of dubious authenticity electrifying sex scene and exciting bonus footage we told you about earlier. Think they’d give up “JimiHendrixSexBlog.com” now that they don’t need

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And speaking of Lorelei Lee… if you’re in New York for the Tribeca Film Festival this week, be sure to catch her (and the lovely Princess Donna) in Brian Lilla’s short-but-oh so sweet “Tale of Two Bondage Models”. Granted, we don’t usually watch these two lovelies while in a crowded

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Since it’s all about the porny videogame action around here this week, we were all ready to say something about how this recent review of “Virtually Jenna” was at least three years too late until we kept reading and found out that its developers won’t be officially finished with the

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Cinema Erotique: Movies For A Hotter Tomorrow

Cinema Erotique: Movies For A Hotter Tomorrow

With all the free porn out there, it can sometimes seem like there’s no reason to ever pay for it: why should you shell out your hard earned cash for wank material when YouPorn is just a few clicks away? Well for one thing, what free porn possesses in quantity

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Sasha Grey says she would love to be featured in a future installment of Grand Theft Auto (ideally “strapped with two MP5K’s and a black and grey skintight outfit”). We’d much rather see her in a future installment of “Grand Theft Anal”, but that’s just us. (giantrealm.com, via computerandvideogames.com)

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The Swedish Film Institute is actually paying for people to make mini-porn movies on their cellphones. So maybe now you can stop doing it in your bedroom every night for free. (variety.com, thumb via popgadget.net)

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Mz. Buttaworth, Will You Be Our Dirtpipe Milkshake?

We worried that the joy that was “Dirtpipe Milkshakes” would never come again, but we were looking in the wrong place. Perusing a BBW movie called, as you’d expect, “Heavy Loads,” we found Mz. Buttaworth, who boasts a 56′ inch ass. That is right: you wish her ass were your

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Entering “The Four”‘s Not-So-Sexy Alternate Universe

Sure, most porn games generally suck. But then, Kronos480BC isn’t your average porn game: the series of interactive journal entries that constitute its alternate reality universe are part of a promotion for NinnWorx_SR’s already massively hyped “The Four”, due out later this year. If you’re already dusting off your twelve

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Flesh Flicks: Ava Devine Is A Good Host

If you watched our party report from Naughty America’s Brooklyn gathering this weekend, you realize now that Ava Devine is very enthusiastic when it comes to meeting young male fans. Or older male fans. Or, more generally, males. What is age really, when your son’s best friend can be old

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Nothing Succeeds Like Excess: "Monster Meat 9"

Nothing Succeeds Like Excess: "Monster Meat 9"

If you’re the type of discerning porn consumer who prefers a good story line with subtle erotic overtones, provocative lighting, and naughty teases by barely legal beauties that leave you craving more … well, the title alone should tell you that “Monster Meat 9″ isn’t that kind of movie at

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Up Close And Very Personal With The DIY Dildo Cam

Everyone knows that the difference between “erotica” and “porn” is the frequency of extreme closeups of a penis moving in and out of a vagina. But when you’re shooting your own personal amateur masterpiece at home (and without the help of Swedish authorities) how can you get that special balls-eye

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Sex Blog Roundup: Girls On Top

We’re always up for some femdom swinging, greedy-girl phone sex or butch cock sucking … but really, who isn’t? Today’s round up of some of the best writing from the sex blog scene is all about the girls (er, we mean women): these ladies tease, deny, and make outrageous demands

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Great Moments In Porn: Snake Vs. Snake

There are many things wrong with this setup from a long-forgotten porn compilation called “Pussy Beat 2″ (the proudly Canadian Brandon Iron welcoming a still-brunette Anita Dark to America while wearing a Canada t-shirt being one of them), but we do give them a lot of credit for not making

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Keeley Hazell, Renaissance Woman

Keeley Hazell, Renaissance Woman

Keeley Hazell: is there anything she can’t do? Recently named World’s Sexiest Brit (at least by the British version of FHM), she’s now showing the world that there’s more to her than just T&A, with the release of her very first single, “Voyeur” (which, we’re pleased to see, also includes

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Please Excuse Us While We Touch Ourselves: Vivid’s “Jimi Hendrix Sex Tape”

Anxious to cater to a public thirsty for more porn videos starring famous musical personalities after the epoch-defining success of “Jessica Sierra Superstar” convinced them that there’s actually a market for this sort of thing, Vivid is planning to release a DVD containing a full eleven minutes of silent footage

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“Possessed And Undressed”: Fucking The Restless Dead

Our own investigations into the spirit realm have not been nearly as exciting as that of the plucky ghost hunters in “Possessed And Undressed” (written and directed by our very own Dcypher). Where we got a pre-chunky nudes Leonard Nimoy, the ghost of heiress Chanel St. James interacts posthumously (but

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Ignorance Is (Literally) Bliss?

Researchers say that smart girls don’t have as many orgasms because they over-think everything. Or maybe dumb girls are just so happy to get laid that they don’t know the difference? (thesun.co.uk)

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Artist Lynn Hershman Leeson’s “Found Objects” exhibition in New York City uses–surprise!–hyperrealistic sex dolls to “examine issues of projected fantasies and the mythology of artificial women”. And here we were thinking all they were good for was dressing up in costumes and making documentaries about … doesn’t anyone actually have

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