Archive | April 24, 2008
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FHM’s Hot 100 2008: Megan Fox Is The Top … Uh, Fox

It seems like months weeks a day or two since we’ve had a good listicle to chew on, but FHM is right on time with their 2008 version of their 100 Sexiest Women In The World rankings. In a somewhat surprising upset, Megan Fox—who is best known for driving a

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The Wide, Wide World Of Balloon Fetishism

Grizzled observers of the wide range of human sexuality that we are here at Fleshbot, It’s always cute to see someone discovering something like baloon fetishism for the first time … and even cuter when their investigative report includes dozens of photos of a sexy Japanese model enjoying it. In

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Serious art historical types like ourselves know that Gustave Courbet’s 1866 “Origin of the World” is one of the masterpieces of 19th century painting and isn’t something to make puerile jokes about. That said … look, pussy! (artfagcity.com)

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We don’t expect to see “bikini jeans” catch on anytime soon since they’re, you know … ridiculous. But we have to support any invention that puts more ass crack and vag flash potential on our city streets. Every little bit helps! (telegraph.co.uk)

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FiLH: A Place With A Lot Of Photos Of Hot Naked Chicks

FiLH modestly describes itself as “a place with a lot of photos”; lucky for us (and you!), some of those photos happen to feature some hot naked chicks. And not just any old naked chicks, either: click through the “De Sexe” section and you’ll find naked chicks wrapped in chains,

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Special Effects, Music, Porn … What Else Do You Need?

One of our favorite tipsters alerted us to this clip with the following message: “This video has everything: Special effects, music, porn!” And indeed, it does! Ok, so the music is a little gothy for our tastes, and the special effects are, well, special … but we definitely can’t argue

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Yet Another Hanna(h) Hilton Preview

If you still haven’t seen enough previews of that Hannah Hilton hardcore scene we’ve been crowing about lately, this generous gallery should do the trick nicely. Maybe it’s time you just bit the bullet and plonked down that $24.95 so you could see the whole thing already (and then told

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British pop singer-turned-actress Billie Piper is the latest celebrity from across the pond to find out that there’s no better way to increase your worldwide name recognition and fan base than to have some topless pictures of yourself wind up on the interweb. And rumor has it that she’s actually

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Her (Very) Sexy Art School Summer

Do you find yourself sitting around wondering, “Man, why won’t somebody make a full-length cartoon that’s all about a young woman making art, exploring her sexuality, and banging a bunch of dudes?” Well be happy that someone finally did: “My Art School Summer” tells the story of Carol Jones, a

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So we guess that wasn’t Terrell Owens admiring Vanessa Lee on a Miami street, but some other tall black guy who has been mysteriously cropped out of the Bang Bros. preview photo for no reason at all. It was an honest mistake! (Deadspin)

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Zoo Weekly has brought back the busty Sammie Pennington by popular demand. We demand that she becomes more popular … now! (boobieblog.com)

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Squeezegirl Brings Out The Squeeze Fetishist In All Of Us

Pity the poor squeeze fetishist: it’s hard enough to find photos of sexy models with boa constrictors and elephants, never mind being squeezed by them. That’s why we’re grateful for Photoshop … and for artists like Squeezegirl, who has lovingly rearranged a bunch of pixels to make everyone’s hot babe-meets-terrifying

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Porn Of The Opportunistic Moment: Hustler’s “Gov Love: The Elliot Splitz-Her Story”

Though my title would have been “VaGIANT 9,” Hustler’s choice of the easily-identifiable “Elliot Splitz-Her” for its ripped-from-the-headlines pornification of the prostie-loving former New York Governor is proof enough why it owns real estate and I only have fond memories. Veteran performer Mike Horner (first porn scene, 1978; recently, Mike

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Flesh Flicks: Fuck Of The Irish?

Forgive us for sounding stupid and/or racist, but what exactly is an “Irish threesome”? Is that like a euphemism for a sexual fetish that somehow involves whiskey? Or is it the kind of threesome you have when you’re too sloshed to know any better? (We hear those people like to

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“The Four” Is Coming … Eventually

Regular readers of this site will know that Ninnworx_SR’s “The Four” is one of the most eagerly anticipated porn releases of the year, especially among those of us who eagerly anticipate anything involving hot porn chicks in chain mail wielding giant swords. After much pleading, threatening, begging, and cajoling, we’ve

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Abby Winters: “I’m Just Mad About Fotina (And Violet)”

Smiles, everyone … smiles! Whilst they wrassle throatily in an Australian apartment, Fotina and Violet just smile (but don’t give me a vegemite sandwich). This is such a welcome departure from the snarling and fingerbiting Porn Lesbians we’re used to that we’ve forgiven them for not signing our “Diesel And

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Sexploitation Clip Of The Week: “Death Of A Nymphet”

We have a lot of fun looking at the way the movies depicted wild sexcapades back in the olden times, but sometimes we forget about the real issues at stake. Of course, we’re talking about the fact that if you’re a wild, free-spirited being who seeks out sexual activity, you

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