Archive | April 22, 2008
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We love Nautica Thorn so much that we even sat through this really awkward video where her interviewer runs out of questions and you can’t hear half of what she’s saying because of all the background noise. Good thing she’s every bit as adorable with the sound turned off. (hustlerworld.com

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Going Deep?

So is that really All-Pro Dallas Cowboys wide receiver Terrell Owens starring in accidentally walking through the background of a Bang Bros. shoot? (And if it isn’t … well, at least you still get a nice look at Vanessa Lee’s tight end.) (bangbros.com, via thedirty.com, via withleather.com)

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Swedish Fetish (And We Don’t Mean Your Thing For Leggy Blondes)

That’s right, Swedish Fetish is not a book about people who get turned on Ikea sofas or delicious little meatballs or eating delicious little meatballs while sitting on Ikea sofas (although maybe some of the people photographed here do get their kicks that way)–instead, it’s a photographic look at the

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If you’re breaking into an adult store and can’t get the cash register open, we suppose making off with a $385.75 Jenna Jameson Vibrating Ass & Pussy with Double Bullet Controller is the next best thing. (We probably would have reached for the Heather Vandeven Doggy Style model ourselves, but

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No matter how many collections of vintage dirty movie posters we come across, the great thing about them is that there are always tons more out there than we ever expected. Oh, Easy Alice, where are you now? (Flickr, via sex-and-blogs.com + papelcontinuo.net)

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World’s Greatest Guitar Hero Ever!

We were totally impressed with ourselves when we got 95% on the Expert Level of “Guitar Hero”. Then we saw this video, and … well, let’s just say we’re going to need a little more practice if we ever want to go head-to-head with this guy. Playing a real guitar

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Porn Awards: This Time They’re Urban

The Urban Spice Awards nominations are now open, celebrating “all aspects of urban erotica.” While this debut event, to be hosted by the deliciously asstastic Olivia O’Lovely, shies away from a “Best White Performer” award, it does offer a “Freakiest” trophy–which is probably the best gauge of a performer’s true

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The good news: We get to see Penelope Cruz naked once again in “Elegy” … and she’s not even pixelated this time! The not-so-good news: she spends most of her naked screen time being poked and prodded by a naked Ben Kingsley! The better news: The scene is on the

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It’s true that porn does cause violence–especially if you watch it when you should be paying attention to your girlfriend who likes to stab things when she’s angry. Why do you make porn hurt you like that? (bostonherald.com)

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Good morning, Lindsey Anne Strutt. Thanks for giving us a reason to come to work today, because otherwise we’d just sit at home all day and look at porn. Oh, wait … (dailypoa.com)

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“Jack’s Playground 37″: Still Got It!

It gives us pause to consider that Digital Playground’s long-running “Jack’s Playground” series is about as old as we are, at least in porn years; despite his advanced age, however, Jack is showing no signs of slowing down. Maybe the secret of his longevity has something to do with spending

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Flesh Flicks: Numerical Advantage

Yes, every man’s fantasy is to be satisfied by not one, not two, but three women, however … have you ever considered the logistics of the thing? That is a lot of boobs to keep track of. Even with a cock, a mouth and two hands, something is going to

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Naughty French Maids Will Wipe The Floor With You

Why are naughty French maids such a potent sexual fantasy? Is it because deep down in our hearts we know that sex is dirty and unclean and so we feel the need to fetishize the very act of purifying our surroundings, and even our very souls? Or is it as

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Sex Blog Roundup: Spring Fever

Sex Blog Roundup: Spring Fever

Beautiful weather brings out the beast in all of us, but maybe especially in the bloggers in today’s roundup of some of our favorite moments from the sex blog scene. They’ve got their sap flowing in all sorts of wicked ways … and when we say “sap,” we don’t mean

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Oh, that hardcore Hannah Hilton scene we told you about last week? It’s now live on RealWifeStories.com, and even from the limited preview it looks to us like it was worth the wait. (Also: Hannah Hilton is married? Who knew?) (realwifestories.com)

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Is Porn The Harbinger Of (Economic) Doom?

According to some of the leading financial minds in the country, our current economic state is–what’s the technical term? Oh yeah … “not good.” Consumer confidence is down, debt is up, and China is slowly poisoning us with lead toys that you can get for a $1.50 at Wal-Mart even

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Three years after we first posted something about it, it’s nice to know that Tom Brinkmann’s “Bad Mags” survey of pulp periodicals will finally be available next month. Hey, we’ve waited this long for a full-size reproduction of that “Weird Sex” alien abduction cover; what’s another couple of weeks? (badmags.com

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Not to be outdone by her esteem’d colleague in the Digital Playground contract stable, the time-traveling Stoya is also giving away a collection of her (autographed!) DVDs; the lucky winner will be able to “have their own private Stoya Film Fest”. Of course, we here at Fleshbot already have our

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Where In The World Is Hillary Scott? (Part 2)

When last we spoke, Hillary Scott was nowhere to be found among the “Not the Bradys” family, having been replaced by Teagan Presley (who had herself been replaced by Stoya as a Digital Playground contract performer, but that’s another story). So we looked to the skies to find Hillary Scott

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