So there we were yesterday afternoon sitting in the Stoya poster-plastered confines of the break room here at Fleshbot Central eating lunch from our Stoya lunchbox (which we totally had custom made and it is awesome) when all of a sudden an intern came running in with a copy of

If HD porn is a little too high definition for you, some good old-fashioned low-res naked celebrity smut might be just what you’re looking for. We could’ve done without seeing Paris Hilton without her clothes on again, but wow … Penelope Cruz’ nipples sure are a lot squarer than we

Screw the Criterion Collection–what you really need to impress your snobby cinephile friends is a complete assortment of the 30 hottest DVDs in Jesse Jane’s career, and the folks at Rock Confidential want to make that happen. Because really, would you rather be holed up during a long rainy weekend

At first glance, Jules Jordan’s “Invasian 3″ looks like just another Asian babe-themed pornfest with a cheap pun as a title. But it distinguishes itself in at least two ways: first, that title isn’t nearly as bad as, say, “The Tao Of Poon”; and second, not every Asian babe-themed pornfest

You know that sex expos have finally gone mainstream when they start happening in heavily Catholic, conservative countries like Mexico (and for that matter get written about in places like Portfolio). Up next: Sexpo Vatican, coming soon to a Holy See near you! (portfolio.com)

If you’re like us, you were throughly impressed by Stacey Dash’s return to the spotlight a while back—and the Playboy pics that came with it. Sadly, she’s not naked again in the new King magazine, but at least it’s good to see she’s keeping busy. (bootysource.com)

As porn professionals, you’d think we’d be able to tell the difference between “nude” and “erotic” photos –actually, we have so much experience looking at pictures of naked people in general that be could write a dissertation on the topic. Yet somehow, Oli Marzischewski’s photo galleries have us stumped. “Nude”,

Just when we think there’s everything to know about Melissa Midwest, she trots along and shows us a brand new talent. Is there anything that gal can’t do? (preview galleries @ yourdirtymind.com)

Don’t ask us why, but we’re thinking that there may be at least a couple of Fleshbot readers out there who will want to know about the CheckMate Semen and “Sperm” Detection Test Kit, which is touted as the “easiest and most cost effective way to put an end to

O hai! Last week we asked you to send us your best LOLporn captions for a selection of photos from FuckingMachines.com … and you splooged us with entries so hilarious that a half-chewed gummi boob actually shot out of an intern’s nose while we were going through them. (We swear!)

Every time a Jewish holiday rolls around we here at Fleshbot find ourselves asking the same question: why isn’t there more decent kosher smut out there? (And no, “anything starring Ron Jeremy” doesn’t count). Turns out, though, that that wasn’t the most important question we should have been asking: join

It might not quite be bikini weather yet, but temperatures were definitely rising at last night’s K. Belo fashion show in New York City … and luckily, we got the chance to sneak backstage and snap a few pictures of this sexy new line of swimwear. With suits as bangin’

So you have your handy GPS unit loaded up with the address of every strip club from Maine to California, but you’re afraid of prying eyes getting all up in your Points Of Interest? Let Nudar’s new Stealth GPS database show you the quickest way to the nearest “muffler shop”

We like it when porn stars open stores rather than just websites. The MILFy and pneumatic porntrepreneur Phyllisha Anne will cut the ribbon on Hot Boxxx, her new “clothing and more store for hot ladies in and out of porn” at 6915 Melrose Avenue, this Sunday. Good thing, too, because

A look back at the week that was … · We think we’ve exhausted all the Passover jokes … for now. · Finally, some “Top Shelf” entertainment that we would actually put on our top shelf. (It will be more comfortable up there.) · Hey, it’s the “Marilyn Monroe” “blowjob”

Because this is one weekend you don’t want to pas … oh, you know … · Camera Shooter (go-girls-go.com) · Camila (baberoad.com) · Carina (glamourhound.com) · Danni Woodward (glam0ur.com) · Deni (labatidora.net) · Hayley (kindgirls.com) · Holley Ann Dorrough (babeblast.xlogz.com) · Jenya (getnudies.com) · Katya (bigboobsalert.com) · Lachele (100bucksbabes.com) ·

Some people find that the Dewey Decimal System is the hottest classification system there is, but personally, we’ve always found the Library of Congress system to be way kinkier. We guess that’s our naughty side talking. Unfortunately, we’re still not sure how to classify this particular video. Should we file

Turn down the sheets, fluff your pillows and lock the bedroom door. Now that you’re snug, click on over to the hottest blogs on the web, where you’ll find our wandering writers busily at it anywhere but the boudoir. With no time for niceties, they park on country roads and

So while we were busy this week making Joy Behar jokes and reading about Jenna Jameson’s latest foray into mainstream media, the universe was quietly aligning right under our very noses and lo, presented us with Jenna talking about her career with Joy and the rest of the ladies on

We may not know much about art, but we do know that we like a sculpture project involving dozens of boobs with clothespins attached to them. But what does it all mean? (Flickr; more @/via rollertrain.tumblr.com)