Archive | April 17, 2008
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Brooke Marks Shows You How To Make Your Webcam Dance More Interesting

As much as we love them, no one can deny that webcam dance videos can get awfully formulaic: start with a girl, put some underwear on her, add a Britney or Avril soundtrack, have her jump around a bit, and repeat. Too bad more aspiring interweb superstars aren’t taking more

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Fleshbot Supreme Commandress Joanna Angel informs us that BurningAngel.com is about to launch a site redesign. Let’s hope they have more luck with it than Abby Winters did. (joannaangel.com)

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Viv Thomas’ Jo Is The Hottest Babe … This Year

You know how people like to say that the AVN Awards are the Oscars of porn? Well, Viv Thomas’ Babe Of The Year contest is like the AVN Award for Female Performer of the Year for European porn—or at least for the European porn that’s produced by Mr. Thomas, and

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She might be American soccer moms’ favorite lesbian, but that doesn’t mean that the rest of us can’t enjoy the sight of “Work Out”‘s Jackie Warner’s digitally enhanced nipples. Not that they made us break out in a sweat or anything, but then we didn’t have to pay her $400

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Whoever it is who decides things like this has decided that office sex is back, though you just have to ask some of our interns to find out that in some places it never went away in the first place. (Then again, we’re not exactly a typical workplace, so what

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“South Park” Reminds Us That A World Without Internet Porn Is No World At All

What would you do if you woke up tomorrow and there was … no internet? Last night’s episode of South Park imagined what that nightmarish hellscape would look like and it isn’t pretty. Who would bring you your Japanese tentacle porn and trans lube boys if you didn’t have good

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Those crazy Europeans and their sexified advertisements … what will they think of next? Now if only someone could come up with a way to pornify such mundane tasks as brushing our teeth, or doing housework… oh wait. Nevermind. (sexoteric.com)

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Some porn stars make it very clear that their onscreen personas are not the same thing as who they are in real life. And then there’s porn newbie Cayden Moore, who is planning to film a sex scene with her sister and who says she turned to having sex with

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Sloppy Seconds With Niya Yu

Taiwan-born Niya Yu interacts with fans when not shooting movies like “The Tao of Poon”. Recently Yu, who claims a degree in engineering, filmed a fan’s fantasy that involved “sharing passionate love” with her “special man” after a filmed hardcore scene. “It’s not that he likes men’s cum or anything

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PictureXS: (Sorta) Like Flickr, But With More Boobs

Tired of Flickr censoring all the free porn that gets uploaded? We are too, but thankfully, there are other options. The latest is one PictureXS, which allows users to anonymously upload and tag photos–and at least for now, no one’s hiding the naked chicks. Try searching for some tags, and

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In news that should surprise no one, it turns out that people who work from home go to twice as many porn sites as people with boring old office jobs. And people who work for Fleshbot … well, we had to leave ourselves out of that particular research sample, else

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Everyone has jumped on the nude charity calendar wave–just like those ladies in that adorable movie–and it’s a totally great idea that can’t lose … until you get stuck with a $16,000 printing bill and 5,000 unsold copies. Thanks a lot, Helen Mirren! (smh.com.au)

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“MILF-O-Maniacs”: Nature Or Nurture?

“You have to prepare for the future,” says Tyler Faith, easing into MILF Acceptance after the inevitable Anger. “Milfomania” is not in our DSM-IV, but neither was “Yellow Fever,” and you know how impervious to psychoanalysis that is. Join us after the gap for some snaps of MILFs in various

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Savanna Samson, Porn Pundit

Getting a porn star’s “take” on anything other than porn has always been the setup of an easy joke, but we have high hopes for the debut of the delightful Savanna Samson–current vintner and former Giuliani supporter–as in-house political commentator for Fox News’ otherwise unwatchable “Red Eye with Greg Gutfeld”

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Flesh Flicks: Green Acres Is The Place For Fucking

You know what they say–you can take the pornstar out of the city, but you can’t take the city out of the pornstar. Some people may like waking up to the sounds of roosters and hungry piglets, but others prefer honking taxis and construction workers. The good news is that

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Marital Aid Test Kitchen: The Tit-Elation Breast Massager

Sometimes the idea of sex toys, even if the toys themselves do not fulfill expectations, is enough to motivate one to do the things that need doing. For example, a manually-controlled heavy plastic contraption that purports to massage breasts might put the consumer in mind to eschew the device and

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Sexploitation Clip Of The Week: “Infidelity, American Style”

Say whatever you want about the American forms of government, language, culture, cuisine, automobiles, railway systems, game shows, financial markets, foreign policy, football, or televised amateur karaoke contests–but don’t you dare impugn our style of adultery. Nobody, and we mean nobody combines violence and sexual lechery in the pursuit of

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This Week In Lad Mags

This just in from the experts at Zoo Weekly: People who like looking at pictures of topless women often display a marked preference when it comes to boob size … and Zoo wants to help you determine what yours is with this “funbag-packed gallery” of 129 pairs of covermodel boobs

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But What They Really Want To Do Is Direct

Inspired by Jenna Jameson’s role in “Zombie Strippers” (which opens this weekend), Premiere magazine takes a long and well-considered look at the history of porn stars in mainstream cinema from Linda Lovelace to Jenna Herself: “Whether any of these performers has a chance to graduate from porn window-dressing to ‘real’

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