Boing Boing visits artiste and provocateuse Natalia Fabia‘s first annual Miss Hooker Beauty Pageant and sees lots of pasties and burlesque-style wackiness, if little by way of actual hookers. We won’t spoil the suspense and tell you who walked away with the crown, but we will just say that we
Some people will do anything to get ahead in business: shady backroom deals, wild hooker-filled sex parties for clients, intimidation, blackmail, violence … even murder! So what high stakes industry inspires such immoral and bloodthirsty tactics? No, not international politics or Wall Street finance. Those folks look like Boy Scouts
Like many of you, we often wake up with random things filling our thoughts, like whether we remembered to buy more coffee or ponies named Wildfire. But when we woke up the other morning, we found ourselves asking, “You know what we need more of? More girls in latex …
Some Abby Winters models may still not be happy about the site’s recent redesign, but at least they’re still enjoying their photo shoots (and their “hot and sentual [sic]” co-models). Good to see that some things still haven’t change, or else we’d be complaining a lot too. (fluffylychees.blogspot.com)
Jennifer Lyon Bell is an Amsterdam-based erotic film director and curator, which totally sounds like a dream job if you ask us. And to think it all started when she first saw her first dirty movie in high school! We always suspected “Debbie Does Dallas 2″ was a gateway drug
In accordance with our recent discourses on what constitutes a MILF, we were happy to receive Northstar’s “Mini Van Moms 7,” featuring Sienna West. Surely the “Mom” in the title was explicit enough, but at no time in her scene with the neighbor did she mention her kids, only that
Ever wish you could control your computer with your peen? (Really, who hasn’t?) Finally, someone’s created a way to do just that: the Interactive Fleshlight, which our pal qDot at Slashdong reminds us “is an input /only/ device”. And not only can you use your joystick as a, uh, joystick
The beautiful women of World Wrestling Entertainment (not to be confused with the Gorgeous Ladies Of Wrestling) have a long and healthy relationship with Playboy magazine. And by that, we mean that pretty much everyone of them has appeared naked on their pages at some point. So which one kicked
A giant thrusting robocock might be no laughing matter for the hotties at Fucking Machines, but after all this time we still find plenty of LOL-worthy moments while we’re toiling in the porn mines. So we’re challenging you, dear reader, to come up with the funniest LOLpr0n (totes [TM]!!!1!!) captions
Our earlier look at the piercing blue eyes of anonymous wannabe pornstars has us in the mood for some good old-fashioned homemade porn. This is as far as you can get from professional smut, as you can see from all the indicators: the static tripod-mounted camera; the poor lighting; the
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Despite having paid his dues for several companies from the low rent Smash Pictures to the currently legally imbroglio’d Evil Angel, director Kevin Moore somehow never gets the credit for being the gonzo porn force to be reckoned with that he truly is. But maybe that will change with the
Plucky emo upstart-turned-media magnate Eon McKai regaled a small but dedicated gathering of erotic counterculture types and fellow oligarchs on a chilly spring evening in opulent Highland Park last night at a party celebrating the release of his foray into post-Marxist pornography, “The Doll Underground”. You could have been there
There’s two kinds of porn viewers out there (only two!): those who find it erotic when actors look directly into the camera while fucking, and those who are creeped out by it. We think everyone might move into the latter camp after viewing this “concept” piece by video artist Fernando
Wondering how that latest obscenity indictment is going to affect your porn viewing habits? Well, no one really knows at this point since apparently it’s just the tip of a very messy iceberg: one First Amendment lawyer consulted by AVN on the matter says there could be “a titanic battle
We’re not sure if this is the same video that was at the center of a certain much-publicized case in San Diego last year (though the distinctly non-San Diegoan language we hear in the background is making us doubtful), but we do know that it’s an excellent example of just
