“Despite the circumstances you found yourself in,” says the detective, “you still found pleasure in this vibrating machine?” “Yes,” Roxy Deville says. “So some good came of it.” Rob Rotten’s “Texas Vibrator Massacre” is as good, if not better, than any American International Pictures release or Roger Corman movie, both

We love nothing more (well, almost nothing) than randomly stumbling across a photo gallery filled with busty Eurobabes lounging around in various revealing poses. … and we like it even better when that leads us to a photographer’s site that is bustling with more artistic nudes and even more sexy

Being the not-quite-good recovering Catholics that we are, we get a particular frisson from watching a fully frocked priest giving personalized blowjob lessons to a nubile member of his flock while suitably devotional choral music plays in the background; your mileage may vary. Still, you have to admit that background

Don’t forget that the Third Annual Feminist Porn Awards are tonight: not only will it be a night of “feisty, feminist porn” (on a big screen, even!), we hear some of our favorite directors will be in attendance as well. Hmm, if we start walking now we should be in

It’s a little unnerving to read two stories about fatal electrostimulation incidents in one day, so we thought it would be a good time to remind you to be careful out there no matter how you choose to get off. (But maybe especially if you find yourself near any electrical

We like Ryder Skye because (1) she has freckles, (2) she makes her age look good, (3) because she started her porn career on Easter Sunday, 2007 (we don’t know why we like this, but it might have something to do with a word that rhymes with “resurrection,”) and (4)

It took us a minute to figure out that this story about octopus sex was actually about octopi having sex with each other and not about humans going tentacle crazy. Even worse was the realization that we were also a little disappointed. (guardian.co.uk)

Does Tumblelog porn still require too much scrolling for you? Behold an even easier way to get your rapid-fire smut fix: tumbollages, or collages of Tumblr images. Now if only they could find a way to just directly beam images of boobs right into our brain, it would save even

We long ago departed MySpace for the relatively calmer pastures of Facebook, but there will always be at least one reason to log in to your account every now and then: hot chicks. The folks at CO-ED Magazine have pawed their way through all the eye-wrenching backrgound patterns and blinking

A look back at the week that was … · Well, that was fun. Let’s do it again next year! (Or not!) · This was the best clash of the titans since … well, “Clash Of The Titans” · Just because a movie is arty and stuff doesn’t mean it

Speaking of bras, woman in South Carolina is suing Victoria’s Secret because she claims that a “bra malfunction” cost her a job, a future modeling career, and left her body scarred. Yet another reason to only dress yourself exclusively in cured meats … (wyff4.com)

Strange as it may seem, there are actually some women out there who want to avoid nip slips. For these spoilsports more modest types, we present the Winkee, a thong-like bra attachment that does away with any chance of untoward exposure (and, we might add, cleavage). We’re hoping this thing

Just so you don’t flip out, the “Wet Chocolate” in the title of this post refers to someone in a movie–we don’t know who–named Wet Chocolate. We pondered whether the movie title was redundant because it mentions both “Black” and “Inner-City,” so your job this week is to choose a

Because April doesn’t have to be the cruelest month after all … · Agnes (babeslog.net) · Angelica (babezplanet.com) · Anna (closepics.com) · Brandi Lee (novoporn.com) · Debbie (budsbabes.net) · Heather Summers (exgirlfriendmarket.com) · Jitka Branich (jizzmaker.com) · Katrin Kozy (primecurves.com) · Kinga (go-girls-go.com) · Lacey Duvalle (baberoad.com) · Lucie (funberry.com)

You don’t usually go into a fine antique store expecting to get a piece of ass, and when you do you better hope it isn’t more ancient or fragile than the other items on display: not only would that be a bit awkward, but you’d almost be afraid to the

One of my favorite movies of the last couple of years was Ernest Greene’s “O: The Power of Submission”, in which Carmen Luvana enters a master/slave agreement with brothers Tommy Gunn and Evan Stone. Unlike many porn movies, “O” really tried to tackle the D/S lifestyle and the feelings of

Despite the amazing title of director Jim Power’s new “Badazz”, it’s not a throwback to the blaxploitation titles of yore. But even though it would’ve been great to see a few stacked platform shoes and mile-high Afros coming out of Mayhem’s wardrobe department, we can’t complain too much: Brianna Love’s

Prince Charming may be out there somewhere, but until he shows up there are plenty of frogs to kiss. In this week’s once upon a time, we follow the crumbs left by some of our favorite sex bloggers as they recount their used-to-bes, never-weres, and shouldn’t-evers. Consequences aree damned as