Archive | April 2, 2008
2007_04_02_sign.jpg

An airplane sign company has been prohibited from flying a banner ad for Vibrator.com over South Padre Island, Texas. Because, you know, the last thing drunk college students should be thinking about while they’re on spring break is sex. (xbiz.com)

Continue Reading
2008_04_02_catonine.jpg

New Yorkers On Top (And Bottom)

The New York Post took a walk on the wild side yesterday with a special report on these super-kinky fetish types who, like, dress up in all sorts of freaky outfits and do all sorts of naughty things to each other with whipes and paddles and stuff! To be fair,

Continue Reading
2008_04_02_gisele.jpg

Everyone’s been getting their shorts in a bunch over that Vogue cover, but meanwhile Gisele Bundchen has also been getting her ass rubbed down on photo shoots by random swarthy looking guys and we haven’t been hearing any complaints about that. Where’s your sense of outrage people? That could be

Continue Reading
2008_04_02_teevee.jpg

This just in: People like TV shows that are full of sex (though that still doesn’t explain the inexplicable popularity of “Dancing With The Stars”, the occasional nipple slip notwithstanding.) We also hear they like having orgasms of their own and looking at boobs … stay tuned for more details!

Continue Reading
Dita Von Teese

Dita Von Teese’s Not-So-Shocking (But Totally Hot) Porno Past!

Tired of celebrity sex scandals? Too bad, here’s another: Dita Von Teese has a secret porn past! Thankfully, Marilyn Manson was not involved … and to be honest, it wasn’t much of a secret anyway. (The movie’s listed on IMDB! And was sold on Dita’s own site!). And besides, who

Continue Reading
Wweeggee

Wweeggee’s Feet And Hands And Butts (Oh, My!)

Sometimes you really have to stop and appreciate the little things in life — and by little things, of course, we mean body parts that are smaller than a pair of inflated DD boobs. (Not that there’s anything wrong with those,) The photos we’ve found on the Flickr pages of

Continue Reading
2007_04_01_canduy.jpg

Behold the dirtiest M&M advertisement you are ever going to see. (Yes, you read that right.) We guess they also could have gone further with the whole “melting in your own mouth” concept too, but we’re glad they didn’t. . . . · Mother horrified to see M&M licking himself

Continue Reading
2007_04_02_tv.jpg

You should be careful about watching porn at work because you never know if someone else can see it, particularly if you work at a TV station and that “someone else” is the entire population of French Polynesia. Although they probably appreciated this break in the usual programming. (nzherald.co.nz)

Continue Reading
2007_04_02_bob1.jpg

Best Of Babelogs: Hump Day Edition

Because sometimes getting halfway there is good enough … · Brooke Belle (bestbosoms.com) · Camila (labatidora.net) · Celeste and Tanya (bustyandsexy.net) · Dakota Rae (lettherebeporn.com) · Hanka (glam0ur.com) · Jenna Kay Ricci (nude.hu) · Jessica Lorin (morazzia.com) · Karena (eros-and-grace.net) · Karina (bigboobsalert.com) · Lisen (babedump.com) · Molly (hq69.com) ·

Continue Reading
2008_4_2_mm.jpg

Deep Reading: Paige Love’s Right Hand

The box cover of Hustler’s “Real College Girls 15″ features the wholesome and winning duo of Marlie Moore and Paige Love, the very definition of “winsome.” But a closer look reveals that Love is being propped up by Moore in the same way a frat boy would, and that Love

Continue Reading
2007_04_02_ff.jpg

Flesh Flicks: Lesbians Ahoy!

What is it with lesbians and their boats? We had no idea that putting two ladies together out on the high seas — or on a rather dingy looking river, for that matter — could have such erotic consequences, but apparently when those waves are rocking you should not come

Continue Reading
2008_04_02_piipii.jpg

Yes, we’re as bummed any toilet humor-loving gaming nerd that ThinkGeek’s Super Pii Pii Brothers was just an elaborate April Fool’s prank, but that whole strap on Wii harness contraption has given us a few ideas of our own. “Fem Dom: Mean Girls: The Game”, anyone? (thinkgeek.com – thanks J.)

Continue Reading
2008_04_02_mobtv.jpg

(Still) In Search Of The G-Spot

Apparently, hearing some Italian scientists go on about the existence of the G-spot wasn’t enough for the insatiably curious folks at MobLogic … which is why they sent ace reporter Lindsay Campbell out to ask the average man (but mostly woman) on the street whether they thought it was real

Continue Reading
2008_04_02_rumana.jpg

A quick survey of the Fleshbot archives indicates it’s been some time since we had occasion to mention “sex” and “Romania” in the same post, so in the interest of fairness to certain of our friends from the former Eastern Bloc we figured this was as good a time as

Continue Reading

Today’s most popular stories are HYPE (5,588 views) YOU ARE THERE (1,872 views) GIRL ON GIRL ACTION (1,603 views) Today’s most discussed stories are Dita Von Teese’s Not-So-Shocking (But Totally Hot) Porno Past! (5 comments) and Aria Vs. Bianca: Battle Royale (1).

Continue Reading
2008_04_02_ariabianca.jpg

Aria Vs. Bianca: Battle Royale

And while we’re on the subject of topless superheroines today … well actually we don’t know whether Aria Giovanni and Bianca Beauchamp have any real superpowers aside from the uncanny ability to cause a mysterious stirring in our pants whenever they’re around. But even though they may be mere mortals,

Continue Reading
2007_04_02_maxim.jpg

What was the key factor in Maxim magazine’s success in America? Maybe it was because the publisher was hooked on crack when he got the idea to bring it here? Or that he once killed a man just to watch him die? (Seriously, Felix Dennis just confessed a murder in

Continue Reading
2007_04_02_carli.jpg

This photo shoot of Carli Banks recreating Alice In Wonderland has us smiling like the Cheshire Cat. He liked naked girls too, right? (z0d.com)

Continue Reading
Topless Power Rangers: Still Go-Going Strong!

Topless Power Rangers: Still Go-Going Strong!

The great thing about the internet is that nothing ever dies. (Or is that the worst thing?) This Power Ranger porn clip is almost as old as we are, and has certainly been featured in its fair share of “OMG, Japanese porn is so weird!!!11!” blog posts. But every time

Continue Reading
2007_11_09_coffee.jpg

“Grand Theft Auto 4″ will finally hit the shelves later this month — and with “sexual references,” prostitution, lap dances, and masturbation, it sounds even more scandalous than GTA3 (though not nearly as scandalous as “Grand Theft Anal 10″). Maybe we’ll have to take a break from playing “Rock Band”

Continue Reading