We were always taught that we should brush our teeth for as least as long as it took us to hum “Yankee Doodle”; now that we’re all grown up, however, we’re thinking of changing that to brushing our teeth for as long as is takes Katya here to brush hers.

You may remember the New York Times writing a little story about three modern women who earn their living having sex for money, which was a very timely and compelling look at the current state of prostitution in this country, except … two of those three women don’t actually have

The usually stoic and reserved British tabloid press was outraged this weekend to learn that the head of Formula One auto racing—a job that, in terms of importance and power, ranks somewhere below the Queen and somewhere above Governor of New York—fancies BDSM roleplay sessions with multiple hookers. Oh, and

At this point, looking at naked Madonna pictures from the early 90s is like finding a photo album of our old aunt’s days as a swingin’ nudist before we were born, but if you’re not as easily bored and/or creeped out about these things as we are then here you

Fleshbot Crush Object (and one of 2005′s Top Ten Hotties) Aprella has redesigned her website, which means it’s even more chock full of photos, videos, videos, art and all things Aprella. Excuse us if things seem a little quit around here for the next few hours … we have a

Sweet Teagan Presley almost fell into a media vacuum here at 23 Fleshboulevard; Loathe to publicize something that would be shoved down our throats by one company, we were drawn to the fact that the PR machine at another company was uncharacteristically silent. “Well, we don’t send out press releases

Fine art and editorial portrait photographer Frank Petronio does many things very well, including take some of the most tender, intimate, playful, and sexy shots of amateur and professional models we’ve seen in a while. But it seems this whole “blogging” thing gives him problems sometimes: “(O)ne of things I

It seems that Australians and New Zealanders may be fighting over the rights to call Gale Chen one of their own. It turns out she’s actually Malaysian, but you can understand why both sides would want to steal her. (ralphgirls.blogspot.com)

Audrey Hollander is surprised when her yearly gyno checkup gets too familiar: “Any tenderness? Pressure?” The doctor asks about a hundred times. If I were Hollander, I would have had my HMO authorize anyone other than someone named “Dr. Probe.” While the cover of “Dr. Probe’s Lab of Perversion: The

A man in Ohio has been caught on a tape in a steamy sex romp … with his picnic table. Hey, if you want to be an amateur porn there are plenty of ways to do it that involve a lot fewer splinters. (wtol.com, via telegraph.co.uk)

Because we figured you could use something soft and gentle to start your week with … · Aida (go-girls-go.com) · Anna (gyrls.com) · Arielle (oweos.com) · Camila (labatidora.net) · Candice (johndx.com) · Evgeniya (nextdoormania.com) · Isabel (funberry.com) · Jasmine Rouge (babezplanet.com) · Josie Goldberg (babeblast.xlogz.com) · Kerie Hart (dachix.com) ·

Whatever director Pierre Woodman’s intentions were when he started his own porn company, it’s become abundantly clear that what he really wanted to do was have an excuse to take a neverending beach holiday. How else to explain the fact that more and more of his movies seem to focus

AbbyWinters.com has redesigned its home page, and not everyone’s happy about the new look: reactions range from one model who says the revamped site “makes me feel cheap” to a disgruntled Fleshbot reader who contacted us to let us know that he thinks it’s “much to cluttered” and that “It

Being an exhibitionist is hard work! It’s a high-stress job that involves lots of moving around and running away and squeezing yourself into awkward positions—and don’t even get us started on what kneeling on concrete does to your knees. Yet, somehow this Swedish lass makes it all seem so easy.

Some horny English youths turned an end-of-school celebration into a 200-person public orgy in the middle of the village square. Our high school’s graduation ice cream party doesn’t seem so special anymore. (telegraph.co.uk, thumb via Naughty America)

Do you hate those Corona beer commercials as much as we do? You know, the ones where all those stressed out yuppies totally get away from it all by hanging out on a beach and like, throwing their wallets into the ocean or something. Oh, and drinking watered down psuedo-Mexican

In a tough election cycle, it can be tough for a candidate to make themselves stand out above the crowd. As one San Diego City Council candidate learned, peeing into a cup and masturbating on a public street in the middle of the afternoon is certainly one way to do

Business analysts are taking a closer look at the proposed IPO for Penthouse Media Group. Will your portfolio become engorged with cash or limp and flaccid with premature insolvency? Sorry … stock talk always gets us hot and bothered. (thestockmasters.com + abcnews.go.com)

When we say that you might forget that you’re watching a dirty movie during the first several minutes of Eon McKai’s new hallucinatory agitporn masterpiece “The Doll Underground” — all recycled stock footage and fuzzy credits and screeching filmstrip soundtrack — that’s meant as a compliment; McKai has never made

Choosing the right toy to purchase is never an easy decision, especially when you’re fapping on a budget: the best toys tend to run over a hundred dollars a pop, and those that come at bargain prices … well, you usually get what you pay for. Charming though the Hammering