Archive | March 28, 2008
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DVD: “The Sick & Twisted Horror Of Joanna Angel”

What if they made a horror porn movie without the porn? Evil genius Joanna Angel (or one of her slightly less evil minions at least) had that same thought, and since her company had already made two mostly horror movies already, how hard could it be? Burning Angel’s genre classics

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To celebrate fifteen years of getting us off while educating us at the same time, Babeland has released a list of 15 All-Star Sex Toys, though you’ll have to see for yourself what makes a sex toy special enough to merit inclusion. (Hint: The King Kong Dildo didn’t make the

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Watch out, America: Nikki Benz’ new boobs (“These are way better!”) are coming to a town near you. (Assuming that town happens to be Los Angeles, Baltimore or Battle Creek, Michigan, that is. Guess the rest of us will just have to be content with remembering what her old boobs

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East Germany’s Military Porn Factory Had Ways Of Making You Fap

Researchers combing through the Cold War era files of the East German secret police in Berlin have uncovered a startling new secret about the military powerhouse that struck fear into the hearts of Western Europeans for decades—they loved their porn. In fact, they didn’t just watch it … they made

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Flashbot Fleshback: Smells Like Team Spirit

A look back at the week that was … · How much would you pay for a Tabitha Stevens blowjob? It’s a bargain at any price, really. · Yes, people actually eat these things. · Jamye Waxman shows us that going in search of the female orgasm is almost as

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Lisa Daniels: Heavy Metal, Major Boobage

Bogota’s own Lisa Daniels was somehow shoehorned into two dimensions for a “South Park” episode this week in which she appeared to an hallucinating Kenny after he’d huffed cat urine. The episode, “Major Boobage,” is a takeoff on 1981′s animated (Blue Oyster) cult classic “Heavy Metal,” As one character says

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Apparently, in Australia you’re allowed to show a documentary about “obscene” vibrators, you just aren’t allowed to actually show anyone using them. It’s not like that would help you really understand what your movie is about anyway, right? (avn.com; thumb via fuckingmachines.com [where else?])

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Feral Lingerie Models Caught In The Wild

We’ve often wondered why so many photographers we feature here have portfolios full of scantily clad models in environments where you wouldn’t expect to find scantily clad models: lost out in the fields, traipsing through the forests, posing prettily among the sand dunes … But finally, we’ve been presented with

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When will governments learn that banning online porn is the most surefire way to get your websites hacked? Hackers like porn, man. Don’t piss the hackers off. (news.theage.com.au)

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So wait … actress Elizabeth Banks is a porn star now? Funny, we just thought she was playing one in a movie. Either some “reporter” did some really sloppy “research”, or life is imitating art these days a lot closer than we thought. (thecelebritycafe.com)

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Team Fleshbot Wants You: Call For Interns

Because the world of smut keeps expanding at an exponential rate, Team Fleshbot is looking for motivated and qualified interns to join us in our quest to bring you the best in pure filth five days a week. The ideal candidate will be over 18 (duh), have excellent writing and

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We’re starting to think that Spirit Airlines’ old “MILF” promotion was not just a funny coincidence. It does raise an interesting question though—if you join the Mile High Club with two people, do you get double the frequent flyer miles? (Consumerist)

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A crack team of airline security experts forced a woman in Texas to remove her nipple piercings before being allowed to board a flight. Her lawyer says, “The last time that I checked a nipple was not a dangerous weapon,” but obviously she’s never checked Kate Moss on an ice

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Best Of Babelogs: Weekend Edition

Because a kiss is the nicest way to end the week … · Adrenalin (bustyandsexy.net) · Albina (glam0ur.com) · Angela (morazzia.com) · Ashley Taylor (lettherebeporn.com) · Christina and Anna (fantasybabes.info) · Clara (2damnhot.com) · Iris and Zuzana Z (babeslog.net) · Kelly (yourlust.com) · Luisa (bigboobsalert.com) · Mabelle (pornio.net) · Meagan

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Flesh Flicks: Connect The Dots

We found several clips today from the early ’90s porn artifact “County Line,” and even though they all seem to be related to each other a quick glance at the evidence shows a complete lack of coherence or narrative flow. So it’s just like watching the actual movie from start

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Porn Valley (Adjacent) Dispatch: Kylie Ireland Makes A Burlesque Of Her Porn Career

Many of us can’t keep a job; sitting here at the tentacle bar of the China Star 2, we wonder how many of these ironically-bandannaed fry cooks will be here next week. But Kylie Ireland has been a porn star since the last century (she won AVN’s Best New Starlet

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More "Cheerleaders" From Digital Playground: Because Porn Archetypes Are That Way For A Reason

More "Cheerleaders" From Digital Playground: Because Porn Archetypes Are That Way For A Reason

Digital Playground’s pompom-and-pussy epic “Cheerleaders” first entered our consciousness a mere 72 hours ago and we’ve been anxiously awaiting our screener copy to arrive here at the Fleshbot South compound ever since: not since Halle Berry starred as Catwoman have so many of our buttons been pushed in one place

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Sex Blog Roundup: Secrets And Thighs

Are you the type who just can’t keep a secret? We certainly hope not, because now and then it’s nice to be surprised. In today’s look at some of our favorite writing from the sex blog scene this week we find that sometimes a secret or two can be as

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This just in: Researchers have determined that the hottest women have names that either begin or end with the letter A, with women whose names begin or end with E, I, O, and/or U placing a close second. (But not Y. Y’s are never hot.) (on205th.com)

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Porn newbie Deena Daniels says that she has such a “really tight pussy and amazing control over my vaginal muscles” that she “make(s) guys cum way too soon”. And here you were thinking that the only thing pornstars have to worry about is how well their new boob jobs will

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