Anyone remember a young woman named Ashley Dupre? Yeah, we had to look her up too; it seems that she was sort of famous a while back for sleeping with the President or something and charging him half a million dollars for it. Anyway, someone just sent us a thirty

You’ve seen her run for governor of California, you’ve watched her wrestle her inner demons on “Celebrity Rehab” … now get even more up close and personal with Mary Carey than you ever dreamed possible with Doc Johnson’s new “Mary Carey Extreme UR3 Pussy and Ass”. (There’s a spooky disembodied

Helen Mirren has been given an award by the Naturist Society for … being nude, we guess. That’s a pretty noble pursuit, of course, but we had no idea they gave out prizes for it. More importantly, do they need judges? (mirror.co.uk)

Our friends at Your Dirty Mind ask: “So when was the last time you were in a bathroom with 21 naked girls?” Obviously they haven’t seen the new ladies room-cum-daiquiri bar we just had installed here at Fleshbot Central. But for the rest of you, this collection of galleries might

We understand the desire of parents to give their kids unique and interesting names, but whatever you do, please do not name your baby girl “Knockers.” You’re pretty much relegating her to a life of looking for “fun and kicks,” awkward come-ons from family friends, and (obviously) killing her husband

An upcoming issue of Hustler will feature nude shots of Spice Girl Geri Halliwell … or you can just Google “Geri Halliwell nude” and save six bucks. Plus, playing a game of “spot the fakes!” is always good for an afternoon of fun! (sfgate.com + mostly real results @ exp0sed.com)

Well, what do you know: Private citizen Eliot Spitzer likes call girls … and unlike the last one, this one really is named Kristin. But she’s also not the Kristin who doesn’t appear in these fake pictures. If we could just work Paris Hilton and an American Idol contestant into

When an email containing the URL “WeHatePorn.com” showed up in our inbox this morning, we naturally assumed it was from some anti-porn crusaders trying to convert us to their cause once again, even if most of the anti-porn crusaders we’ve come across over the last couple of years tend to

The New York Times looks at the new sexed-up vegan movement sweeping the country, as evidenced by that (now-shuttered) vegan strip club in Portland and SuicideGirls’ recent ads for PETA. We may be unrepentant omnivores ourselves, but it’s still a trend we can fully get behind: after all, a hot

Are we the only ones who think that it’s a really bad idea to make a vibrator that gets flaccid? Sometimes there’s such a thing as a sex toy being too realistic. (shinyshiny.tv)

It’s hard to take a picture on a porn set or backstage at a strip club and not have it look like a lot of work we’ve seen before, particularly when so many artists and photographers have been mining this same territory for years now. That said, UK photographer Michael

Wait, all it takes to turn a mom into a MILF is an Aston Martin? And here we were thinking you needed a minivan, a boob job, and some creepy guy with a camcorder chasing you on the way home from dropping the kids off at soccer practice for the

This just in: Monster vaginas are taking over the German legal system! (OK, not really; it’s just a fairly tame news item about P2P porn sharing lawsuits. But we couldn’t resist that post title either.) (p2p-blog.com; thumbnail via dentata.net)

Adam & Eve’s biggest movie of 2008 is “Rollerdollz,” a roller derby movie gone right. A co-production with Zero Tolerance and directed by James Avalon, “Rollerdollz” wrapped filming early this morning at a 60-year-old rink at the east end of Porn Valley as Ava Rose, Bree Olson, Eva Angelina, and

We confess that this video originally caught our eye because when visually scanning a web page, the word “Fisherboat” looks kind of like “Fleshbot”—and you don’t see bimbo bitches on there everyday. Still, cruising down the Mississippi with one hand on your pussy and another firmly steering a high-powered outboard

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Yahoo! has sent a warning to its users with “adult” profiles telling them that they can’t have adult profiles any more and that all “mature content” will be deleted from the site, meaning the end of porn, adult dating, and any other Yahoo group even remotely related to boobies or

We all have bad habits — whether it’s snoring or not picking up your socks or forgetting to wear pants to the opera — but the important thing to remember is that you can change. Do you have trouble staying monogamous? Try a threesome! Do you have foul tasting spunk?

It seems like no one goes to church anymore, and unless you’re running for President of these United States people just aren’t interested in your faith these days either. But the apostle Mike John — acting through the Church of Perverted Scientist Jules Jordan — would like to change that

To celebrate their new issue, the lads at Front Mag have uploaded a bunch of new wallpapers to their Flickr account — including this one of covergirl Seren Gibson. Maybe she can help explain to us what this whole “emo vs. chav” thing is all about? She sure does look