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We confess to having a little bit of the March Madness thanks to the heroic exploits of the students at our bright and shining alma mater. (Oh, and the basketball team isn’t bad either.) So while certain corners of the country focus on this weekend’s Super Sweet Sixteen and who
People still can’t seem to get over the fact that certain government officials would spend over four grand on one night with a call girl, as if that were somehow a lot of money to be plunking down for a little professional care. We guess those same people aren’t the
Let us now salute you, Alexa May: we may never understand how such seemingly diminutive and demure looking porn starlets such as yourself manage to get such massively outsized members up their ass, but we’re certainly glad you’re making the effort for us. Keep doing what you do, k? (orgasmatrix.com)
Indiana has just passed a new law requiring all sellers of sexually explicit material (though not cheerleaders) to register with the government (for a fee, of course) — and believe it or not, the law is kinda vague, overreaching, and possibly unconstitutional! It’s so unlike local politicians to do something
There are some questions that even professional porn persusers like ourselves can’t answer. For example: why do the pretty ladies like the ones in Daniela Gluz’ portfolio wear their finest lingerie and expensive shoes when they’re standing outside in a field amidst rough-looking bales of hay? Aren’t they worried about
If you’re still prodding yourself with a giant robo-licker kicking yourself for missing San Francisco’s Arse Elektronika conference last year, not to worry: there’s a new call for papers for this year’s installment. We hear the theme this year is “Do Androids Sleep With Electric Sheep?”, though frankly we think
Not having been familiar with Philippines TV hostess and soap actress Ira Eigenmann before we received a tip this morning informing us that there were alleged naked photos of her floating around, we don’t feel qualified to pass judgement as to whether they’re the real thing or if someone is
As if we need further proof that the Dutch are cooler than we are: observe this beautiful ceramic dildo, commissioned by the Dutch Souvenir Project. We shudder to think what the American equivalent would be … those spikes on the top of the Statue of Liberty could get pretty uncomfortable.
Groucho Marx famously said that he would not want to belong to any club that would have him as a member, and having no need of a man’s member is the object of “Strap-on Club 2,” either a movie about girls having sex with girls with pink and mannish equipment
This just in: White people like sensualand erotic foreign film and sex in old apartment buildings in Europe or Asia. Also divorce, Whole Foods, and therapy, but you knew that already. (interview @ mrskin.com)
The panda porn apparently didn’t work, so animal handlers in China have developed a “sexercise” program to try and get the little guys to get busy. Hey, if they can’t get in the mood after watching porn made specifically for them, maybe those bears just want to be left alone
We’ve had occasion to post about websites featuring the lovely women of the Arab world before, but few of them have the … uh, particular kind of enthusiasm for its subject matter as this British one does. Despite the fact that it claims to be a place for “men who
Meet Daria Werbowy, the hottest and richest Ukrainian-Canadian model you’ve (probably) never heard of. She totally owns the runway record for opening and closing the most shows in a season; we don’t know what that means, but color us impressed! (toxicmagazine.com + more @ men.style.com)
Indonesia is the latest country to “ban” pornographic websites, which is a foolproof idea that always works and also totally makes the world a better place to live. Provided no one in your country actually knows how the internet works. (avn.com)
Because “Top Chef” isn’t the only thing that makes our mouths water every Wednesday night … · Anna (kindgirls.com) · Ashley (hq69.com) · Belicia (johndx.com) · Brea Lynn (dachix.com) · Charmane (peachesfantasy.com) · Christy (hottystop.com) · Eufrat (go-girls-go.com) · Gemma Massey (lettherebeporn.com) · Jana Malone (glam0ur.com) · Joceline (labatidora.net) ·
Some people took exception to our characterization of a recent video pick as “amateur.” Apparently, amateurs can’t hire still photographers to capture their homemade sex adventures in online gallery form. (Whatever!) But in an internet age when anyone can turn their YouTube adventures into an autobiographical audiobook podcast vlog and
Brave boys (and girls) who babble at bountiful breasts should buy Nuts’ Bumper Book of Busty Babes. It’s a beautiful bevy of bountiful British birds! Bonus: learn how Eva “Iga” Wyrwal has yet another name hidden somewhere in her cleavage! We’ll get this thing sorted out eventually. (dailypoa.com)
You know that itsy-bitsy $90,000 fine the FCC threw at Fox for lewd television lewdness? Yeah, Fox isn’t going to pay it. (At least not while they have a lawsuit about censorship coming before the Supreme Court.) Are they sure they can do that? Because we tried a similar strategy
Scientists bored with studying global warming statistics and frustrated with their failure to create a viable HIV vaccine have turned their attention this week to calculating what part of the general female population is as eager to ingest genetic material as the ones in the 23rd installment of Diabolic’s “Down
