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Taking a trip down porn memory lane to watch the opening credits of groundbreaking 1970s epic “The Opening Of Misty Beethoven” can help teach us why it was so groundbreaking in the first place. For starters, it actually has opening credits, which was a lot rarer than you might imagine
So is XoXoLeah really “one of the hottest girls on the internets” or just another camgirl trying to get you to part with your hard-earned cash to join her site in hopes that you’ll actually get to see her nipples someday? (Signs point to both, but we thought we’d let
We’ve scoffed at the idea that people might someday prefer sex with robots to sex with warm-blooded humans, but leave it to Gizmodo to find a guy who’s already living that dream: Meet Zoltan, a “technosexual” who hooked an artificial intelligence program up to a sex doll and teledildonics device
As we wait for the “Pirates” sequel, Digital Playground is slowly adding to its documentation of wholesome fetishes by releasing “Cheerleaders”, featuring numerous of the company’s past and present contract stars, as well as Memphis Monroe (formerly of Hustler) and freshly minted Fleshbot crush object Priya Rai. And when Digital
Remember Norwegian model and “singer” Lene Alexandra? Well, we’ve just been given a closer look at her boobs and don’t worry … they’re still ok. You can go back to whatever you were doing now. (dailypoa.com)
Sex-themed filler stories in mainstream media reached new heights in inanity this week as WebMD published a list of the top ten reasons why you should have sex tonight, as if anyone really needed any. Then again, our pelvic floor muscles are feeling a little flabby lately, so maybe it
We know the feeling: you start looking around at all those “Hang In There Baby!” and Ziggy posters on your walls and start thinking to yourself “Dang, my art just isn’t sexy enough.” But how to fix the situation when it’s 3 AM and your local Spencer Gifts is closed
We think this image is self-explanatory (isn’t it?), but we post this only to let you know that we’re making a request to change Fleshbot’s motto to “Fungtastic!” Also … boobs! (copyranter.blogspot.com)
Some might look at “Hey There Vagina” — a parody of Plain White T’s “Hey There Delilah” that’s been making the video sharing rounds lately — and merely giggle and shrug in a “those crazy kids!” kind of way. But when you’re as cracked out on chocolate dick hats and
Everything you ever wanted to know about wet dreams, in case, you know … you missed one of those super groovy filmstrips back in health class and are still curious about all these wonderful changes happening to your body. (jamaica-gleaner.com + Keeley Hazell with her own brand of wet dream)
We missed Diane Sawyer’s expose/Spitzermania cash-in “Prostitution in America” on 20/20, but apparently some people didn’t feel it was an even-handed and informative report—specifically, people who have actually been sex workers. You mean a TV news program broadcast something that might have been somewhat biased or misleading? Shocking! (abcnews.go.com +
Contrary to the elegant boxcover copy, not “everyone gets a second chance at love.” But at least you know what kind of movie this will be. Kaylani Lei and Randy Spears prove that in the afterlife, even the dead do it in this movie with a self-fulfilling prophecy for a
We don’t know what kind of hotels and spas you people might frequent, but we’re pretty sure that there’s no such thing as a “special Hungarian massage.” Even if there is, it certainly doesn’t require that the masseur strip down to tighty whities in order to administer it. Now, if
In the great porn tradition of reintroducing you to people you already know, Ninn Worx_SR is releasing their latest debutante terrible title “Meet Cassidey”. Should we remind the former Vivid vixen that we already met her in “Porn Star Makeover” and “Debbie Loves Dallas”, not to mention in plenty of
Our more athletically inclined pals tell us that something called “March Madness” is currently afoot. We’re not quite sure what that involves, but judging by the activities of the bloggers featured in today’s roundup of some of our favorite moments from the sex blog scene, it seems to be a
Today’s most popular stories are PORN OF THE MOMENT (2,717 views) PORNOGRAPHIC ARTIFACTS (2,024 views) VIDEO (1,618 views) Today’s most discussed stories are “Hey There Vagina”: Singing Pussy Is No Laughing Matter (2 comments), The Opening Of “The Opening Of Misty Beethoven” (2) and S-T-O-Y-A: What’s That Spell? (1).
The U.S. economy has gotten pretty bad, but at least one sympathetic source is helping out—a strip club in Chile is offering to accept American dollars at 2004 exchange rates in order to lure in broke gringos. Because nothing helps soothe the pain of weak monetary policy like a nice
Once again, we don’t understand why rich people would bid thousands of dollars on a naked picture of French First Lady Carla Bruni when they can find dozens of them online for free. Maybe that’s why we’re not rich? (dailymail.co.uk + Gawker)
