Archive | March 19, 2008
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Fleshbot Crush Object™ Alert: Scarlett Pain Goes To 11

That Scarlett Pain isn’t punk for pay; she really lives the life. From her gritty warehouse mattress scene in “Little Runaway 2″ to getting her 11th tattoo, while naked, on film in Matt Zane’s “Tattooed and Tight 3,” we feel that the 26-year-old Pain said what she meant and meant

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Tasty Pinups By Thomas Junior

We’ll never cease to be amazed by the things certain masters of the fine art of pinups can create: who knew that with just a few pastels and some colored pencils and charcoal (not to mention about thirty hours of time), you could have your very own giddy big-boobed naked

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Audrina Patridge’s Not-So-Secret Nude Past

The six or seven of our readers who are over 18 and watch “The Hills” might be interested in these nudie glamour pics of its star Audrina Patridge. The rest of you might be merely interested in these nudie glamour pics of some chick named Audrina. (wwtdd.com)

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We’re not sure how new this video report is — the ultra tepid H Bomb, which debuted in 2004, is hardly a “new” magazine — but it was still interesting to learn that there is actual sexual activity on the Harvard campus. Had we known that we totally would have

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We’re tickled that someone tried to use the new editable Google Maps feature to change the website of their local Republican party office to Fleshbot.com, but were not so tickled to find out that they couldn’t because we “may be inappropriate” somehow. If they only knew what we know about

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Prostitute’s Only Slightly Less Shameful Past Revealed: Was Ashley Dupre A "Girl Gone Wild"?

It seems that “Girls Gone Wild” career slimeball purveyor Joe Francis has decided to insert himself into the Eliot Spitzer/Ashley Dupre story, which some of you may have forgotten about already. But what took him so long? Oh, that’s right—he was in jail. Well, he’s out (for now) and suddenly

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Porn Valley (Adjacent) Dispatch: Toronto’s Feisty Feminist Porn Festival

“We decided that it’s not enough to criticize adult films for not adequately representing women’s – and in many cases, men’s – sexuality. So we decided to do something about it,” said sponsors of Toronto’s 3rd annual Feminist Porn Awards, brainchild of “feisty” feminists Good for Her. The two-day festival

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We hope you’ve been reading Fleshbot long enough to know that one person’s “disturbing sex toy” is another person’s straight-out sexy: sure, the Area 51 Love Doll might not be for everyone, but who could possibly object to something as cute as I Rub My Duckie? (cracked.com via sexoteric.com +

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Remember that proposed .xxx domain? Yeah, we’d pretty much forgotten about it too — and after this recent failed lawsuit we’re pretty sure you can kiss those dreams of owning DirtpipeMilkshakes.xxx good-bye for good. They sure were fun while they lasted, though. (news.com)

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It Could Happen To You (Though It Probably Wouldn’t): Playboy’s “Boy Nexxt Door”

Clamoring over snowbanks to deliver pizzas, 20-year-old Danny dreams of something bigger: directing porn. Playboy’s creepiest new series, “The Boy Nexxt Door,” showcases the travails of the young Canadian as he tries to make it big in the skin trade while living with his parents. We meet local pornstress Zaira

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The Adventures Of Captain Outrageous: Ladyboys Ho!

As exotic as it might sound, the life of a Thailand-based photographer who specializes in taking pictures of cute ladyboys isn’t that much different from that of erotic photographers anywhere: like many of his colleagues, Captain Outrageous has to deal with occasionally temperamental models and shooting porn in less than

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Advertising is such a subtle art form that you may not have realized that the “box” this ad is referring to is actually the little one that has been Photoshopped in front of this lady’s vagina. You see, because “box” is a euphemism for vagina! Aren’t you glad we’re here

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One in four married Japanese couples have not had sex in the past year. To be fair, playing all those sexual samurai games takes a lot out of you. (afp.google.com, thumb via)

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Best Of Babelogs: Hump Day Edition

Because you can still count on our babelog roundups three days a week even when we can’t think of anything cute to say by way of introducing them … · Addie Anderson (glamdolls.com) · Alena (babesmachine.com) · Ariel Rebel (nextdoormania.com) · Blair Lindsey (z0d.com) · Conny (nextpink.com) · Kira (johndx.com)

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Flesh Flicks: Group (Fisting) Therapy

Bloggers understand the value of group therapy sessions. Tell your problems to the whole world and they magically go away! But what if your “issues” go beyond the usual psycho head case stuff? What if it’s some sort of physical problem? Well, group sessions can help in that department, too.

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Today’s most popular stories are CELEBRITY (4,868 views) GOSSIP (3,303 views) TELEVISION (1,421 views) Today’s most discussed stories are Sin City Is Still “Barely 18″ (2 comments), Dempsey Stearns Goes Blue Chip (2) and Tasty Pinups By Thomas Junior (1).

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Sin City Is Still “Barely 18″

In the classic “Dazed & Confused”, writer/director David Linklater has one of his characters unwittingly explain the timeless appeal of porn series like Sin City’s “Barely 18″: “That’s what I love about these girls, man. I get older and they stay the same age.” Now in its 39th installment, the

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TMZ has “learned” that 22 minus 5 is 17, but that it’s still a totally legal age to film boobies in Florida — and they also met some guy who crosses his heart and hopes to die that he took the photos of Kristin Davis before they were “sold” and

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Since we’ve already catered to the prurient interests of MTV fake reality show fans today, we might as well let game show aficionados know about this look at the sexier side of the “Deal Or No Deal” models. At least, we think it’s them. It’s hard to recognize them without

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Who’s That Girl?: The Greatest Celebrity Sex Scandals That Weren’t

Everyone loves celebrity sex stories; we probably wouldn’t be in business if they didn’t. But one problem with amateur handheld night-vision camera phone pornography is that it’s often difficult to identify the participants. Of course, that also makes it easy to dupe a public eager for juicy gossip into thinking

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