If Doreen Jacobi really is a German TV star, we have definitely got to find ourselves a German TV. And maybe a German-English dictionary, but that seems like less of a priority. (doreenjacobi.com + sexypix.thumblogger.com)

We’ve never met her, of course (we don’t get out much you know), but Sao Paolo-based photographer Mariana Meloni knows how we like our models: dark, curvy, and naked … tattoos optional. She also knows how we like our lingerie — barely there, with plenty of exposed nipple — and

Dirty poems have a long and storied history dating all the way back to that guy from Nantucket, but there’s one problem with this particular genre of literature: Most of it isn’t very good. It’s not easy to write about sex and actually make it sexy, even though every great

Who says no one cares about the FAME Awards? Certainly not us — and at least one fan cares so much about them that he’s set up a site to promote his favorite nominees. So when Courtney Cummz wins Favorite Anal Starlet, this year, you’ll know it really means something.

Why no, we don’t know what’s going on with all these photos of sexy lingerie-clad models with Photoshopped animal and bird heads on them either. Maybe it’s a Portuguese thing?. (adoramoresalmadeflores.blogspot.com)

We all know that porn’s pubic hairstyles have changed over the years — who can forget such classic coifs as the racing stripe and the bacon strip? But unless you have a particular fetish for women in all their unshorn glory, it’s sometimes easy to forget what pinups used to

This just in: Audrey Bitoni is a total “Sexual Freak”, and Digital Playground has the video evidence to prove it. You may have read it here first, but you probably haven’t seen the last of Audrey. Those sexual freaks are wily that way. (trailers @ digitalplayground.com)

Anyone who has ever been to a convention or trade show knows about the omnipresent lanyards worn around the neck to display your super cool admission pass, but apparently some groups have to make due with trinkets left over from previous conventions. Like the Clark County Republicans walking around Las

A New York City banker is suing a strip club for what he says are “serious injuries” incurred during a tragic lap dancing accident. There was a lot of pain, but we’re guessing not much suffering. (newsday.com, thumb via nshoneys.com)

Hey!™ It might be because newest Digital Playground contract lady Gabriella Fox™, like her immediate predecessor Riley Steele™, also looks like she was formed from the hip of Jesse Jane™, that we can’t stop thinking of the blissfully public domain Stoya. Still, we “look forward to working very closely with

“What’s better than Hollywood with a pool, some honeys, and some beer?” asks folksy Mud the narrator. Carlos Batts’ “Young Hollywood” is a little like the Grover’s Corners of “Our Town”: everyone knows each other, there is a kindly narrator and, as the spirit of Death is ever-present in Thornton

Check it out, everyone! We have the exclusive video of “Sex And The City” star Kristin Davis having sex with her boyfriend. Except … it’s not really exclusive and it’s not really her. Our friends at the Hot Wife Allie blog actually found this video several months ago (breaking!) and

So what happens when one of Fleshbot’s favorite photographers of the female form gets together with her writer friend and porn star Monica Mattos — winner of an AVN Award this year for Best Foreign Performance and one of Brazil’s hottest exports — for a night on the town through

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OMG, have you guys heard? Charlotte from “Sex And The City” has a sex tape!!1! OK, there’s not really a tape: there’s just a set of dirty pictures from about five years ago (or so they say), and you only kind of see her face in like two of them.

The meek might inherit the earth one of these days, but being meek where sex is concerned will get you nothing but frustration.  The writers in today’s roundup of some of our favorite moments from the sex blog scene are exceedingly clear in describing just what they need in the

It’s important to keep a sense of humor in a job like this. Watching people do dirty things day after day after day can get pretty exhausting if you can’t find new ways to make it fun and interesting—and “interesting” is certainly one way to describe Blonde Zombies. While not

Until we see more evidence than just a single screencap, we’re sticking by our assertion that that “Kristen Davis Sex Tape” isn’t what the people hawking it says it is. Our “Sex And The City”-loving colleagues at Defamer, however, have no such scruples. Bless their pervy hearts. (defamer.com)