Archive | March 14, 2008
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Today’s Gubernatorial Sex Scandal Update: The Apotheosis Of Ashley

Eliot Spitzer who? National media already seems to be over the “Love Guv,” but they can’t get enough of the hooker who unwittingly brought down his administration. From the two million people who maybe listened to her “music” to the high school friends lining up to talk about her old

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Yes, we know that the ad campaign for Abercrombie’s new Gilly Hicks underthingies line breaks no new conceptual ground, is a stale rehash of outmoded promotional concepts, and appeals to the absolute lowest possible prurient interests. That said … look, naked boobies and hot man butt! (Hey, we never said

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Flashbot Fleshback: You

Flashbot Fleshback: You’ll Always Be Client No. 1 In Our Book

A look back at the week that was … · If there’s one good thing we can say about Eliot Spitzer it’s that the man knows how to go out with a bang. · Don’t give up that dream of you and Tera Patrick on a deserted island just yet.

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Not quite everything goes in the Low Countries: we hope not too many of you will be disappointed to find out that the Netherlands has recently outlawed bestiality and bestiality-themed porn. Dressing up in giant Elmo outfits, however, is still totally OK as far as we can tell. (ap.google.com)

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Amber Peach: Bras For Lipstick Lesbians!

Outraged over Showtime’s announced cancellation of “The L Word,” the vulvalicious Amber Peach urges you and your friends to send Showtime your black bras. “I know that I normally try to support more important causes,” Peach concedes, but provides instructions to Bring Back the Beals’ after the gap. “The envelope

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It looks like we have another contender in the Latin American hottie (non)competition: Cuba’s Aylin Mujica certainly has the credentials for a winning entry, particularly if she enters with her back to the judges. (dailypoa.com)

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Remember when we told you about the British show “The Secret Diary of a Call Girl” and how disappointed (most of) you were when you realized that you don’t live in the UK and couldn’t watch it? Well, good news! The show is coming to America and will be broadcast

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Best Of Babelogs: Ides Of March Edition

Because what sucked for Julius Caesar can be totally awesome for you … · Angelie (go-girls-go.com) · Anna (kindgirls.com) · Bea Flora (nude.hu) · Caroline Jane (babesmachine.com) · Chiara (morazzia.com) · Clara (funberry.com) · Dawn and Viki (labatidora.net) · Edo (bigboobsalert.com) · Helen (pmates.com) · Jenya (budsbabes.net) · Jessica (sensualarousalblog.com)

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Flesh Flicks: Roadside Assistance

Sex in public is a tricky business. You want to be somewhere that you might be seen, but not easily; where even if someone does notice you, they can’t really do anything about it; someplace dangerous, but unlikely to actually kill you; where there’s a chance you might get caught,

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Up Yours, Eh?: "Anal Cavity Search 4"

Up Yours, Eh?: "Anal Cavity Search 4"

Maybe the grounds and standard procedure for a full body cavity search differ in Canada, from whence the mighty Eric Everhard and his mastodon-sized genitalia hail (as clearly evidenced by the maple leaf necklace he sports throughout the video) — but here in America the only way to get this

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Sex Blog Roundup: Giving And Getting

Saint Patrick’s Day and Easter have their charms (= beer and chocolate!), but for us Steak and Blowjob Day will always be the best of spring holidays. To celebrate today’s occasion, we fired up the grill while serving a slurpable smorgasboard of suck job action from the sex blog scene.

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Speaking of Showtime and other networks that aren’t in our cable package, here’s a friendly reminder that the (mercifully abridged) 2008 AVN Awards broadcast debuts tonight. Or you could just re-read our scintillating play-by-play coverage directly from the event. We suffered happily sat through it so you wouldn’t have to!

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New York City is under siege by a guerilla artist who’s putting up fake American Apparel ad posters in an attempt to “bravely fight ad pornography in his or her own ironic and graphically appealing way”. We’d substitute “add to” instead of “fight”, but we’re not the advertising professionals here.

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How To: Lead A Sexy Double Life

Everyone has certain habits or interests they generally like to keep private, like banging hookers in expensive hotel rooms. But suppose you also have an important high-profile job, like—and we’re just throwing this out there as a possible example—governor of a large Eastern state? If other people found out about

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Some days at Fleshbot we like to bring you thoughtful ruminations on sex culture and trenchant analysis of the issues surrounding the world of adult entertainment. Then there are those days when we just feel like sharing a really juicy and nicely thumbnailed TGP gallery of hot squirting pics. See

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Best police blotter item ever?: “A 38-year-old Cole Avenue man reported that his home was invaded on Sept. 9. The man said he was sitting home alone masturbating and watching a pornographic movie when a man came down into the basement, holding a gun, and started to videotape him. The

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What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Xupping Sue Ann

What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Xupping Sue Ann

Sue Ann, one of the many fresh-faced, healthily pneumatic, and Dove-Ad-Gone-Nude Abby Winters models from Australia, has something to say. What is it? I think it might have something to do with not having enough hands to cover herself but then deciding “Oh, Fuck it.” This movie promises real orgasms,

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Your porn koan for the day: If a cheerleader gets naked for a bunch of sexy photos but isn’t wearing her cheerleading outfit in any of them, does she still count as a naked cheerleader? (Also: Go Hoosiers!) (totallycrap.com)

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