Louise Porter has scandalized Zoo Weekly with her wanton disregard for shirts or bras. It’s getting hard to publish a respectable lad mag these days without all these reality show babes stripping off on your pages. (boobieblog.com)

We hope you’re sitting down for this: it turns out that the profiles of hot women used to lure customers to sexy online chat rooms are — gasp — not real! You mean to say that people sometimes pay for sexual services that are just … a fantasy? We don’t

Speaking of the Oscars, congratulations are also in order to Diablo Cody, the best former stripper to ever win an Academy Award (just like we told you) and the first lady to rock an upper arm tattoo during an Oscar acceptance speech since Grace Kelly in 1954. See how she

Congratulations to the beautiful Marion Cotillard, who took home the Academy Award for Best Actress last night for her portrayal of Edith Piaf in “La Vie En Rose.” You know she deserved it too, because red-blooded Americans would usually never even watch a biopic about some old French lady —

Much as we love those artsy nude shots we’re so fond of telling you about, we often find that they can be a little, well, tame. But who’s to say that things like blowjobs or a model with a lit candle stuck up her ladyparts can’t be artistic? Thankfully, Trevor

When are sexy robots too hot for TV? Apparently, when they’re getting it on with real live people. So much for that Fucking Machines miniseries we were hoping for … (news.com.au; more on “Obscene Machines”

We’re a little confused by Maxim and Kitty Lea’s tribute to the Seven Deadly Sins: why did they only take pictures of five of them, and why does Gluttony count as two? (Click the to see what we mean.) Still, our Kitty Lea lust (or is it envy?) has never

Because good things always come in pairs … · Casey and Kat Kellerman (lettherebeporn.com) · Charlie Laine (dachix.com) · Dawson Miller (teenport.com) · Gigi (eros-and-grace.net) · Helena (leenks.com) · Jamie (babes2you.com) · Jenny McClain (glam0ur.com) · Kristen Andrews (hasbabes.com) · Lucy and Lara (funberry.com) · Missy Nicole (freeporn.hu) · Nikki

Maybe it’s cheap and insensitive to use someone’s name as the butt of a joke, or maybe it’s lazy to rely on found humor, but in our defense we have always wanted to know someone named Junko, and we ourselves were kidded mercilessly over our given name, Ce Ce Fleshbotelard

Stop us if you’ve heard this one before. A man goes to a doctor and the doctor tells him, “I’ve got some good news and some bad news. The bad news is that you’ve been in a massive car accident, all the bones in your legs are broken, you received

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Keeley Hazell explains the concept of Page 3 girls to deprived Australian FHM readers who, now that they know the truth, probably long for the days when the British Empire ruled their roost. Sure, they have freedom, but at what cost? (sexypix.thumblogger.com)

The internet is the perfect place for people with high tech machinery and lots of time on their hands to thrive by throwing together perfectly pointless, but highly entertaining visual fare. This video retrospective on this history of boobs, from our ape-like ancestors down the latest Britney Spears album cover,

Did the Academy Awards leave you hungry for some films with a little more bite? The CineKink Festival kicks off in New York City tomorrow, with six steamy days of really alternative film. Look for our updates on the hot movie action later in the week. (cinekink.com)

Hey ladies, prepare to have your breasts constantly manipulated by the loving claws of this faceless animatronic robot from the future. It can’t feel much worse than getting rubbed down by some of your clumsier ex-boyfriends. (Gizmodo)