We porn bloggers are a very sophisticated bunch. We don’t just look at porn and sex, we discuss it within the larger context of other societal, economic and historical phenomena to provide a mature, nuanced reading of the source material. Of course, sometimes we just like to laugh at dick

Maybe it’s a sign that we’re too dirty minded for our own good, but an article titled “Valentine’s Day and Porn” that opens with lines like “Valentine’s Day is about porn” and “I want everyone to vow: This year, I will have sex only with someone I love” comes off

After my incredible experience with the Curve, I found myself wondering: what would happen if you took the sensuous shape of the Curve and turned it into a vibrator? Would the best dildo ever transform into the best vibrator ever, or would something be lost in translation? To find out,

Committing armed robbery makes you a tough customer. Committing armed robbery to steal only eight porn magazines makes you a little bit crazy. Committing armed robbery, stealing eight porno mags, and then riding away on a bicycle? Maybe you should rethink your career choices. (seattlepi.nwsource.com)

Depending on which bars you happen to hang out in on a Saturday night, burlesque is either a dying art form or an entertainment that’s been undergoing an extended rebirth. Truth is, there are many places where burlesque dancers thrive and twirl to the delight of hip young things who

We have a late entry for you last-minute Valentine’s Day shoppers. Maybe these aren’t that romantic, but everyone loves to suck on a little pussy once in a while, right? (random-good-stuff.com)

A woman in Poland called an emergency services hotline 700 times with a desperate plea for help—she needed to get laid. Maybe we should giver her this guy’s phone number and they can tie up each other’s lines instead. (thesun.co.uk)

Oh, if only Kate Winslet had signed on for the special seventh scene of this movie, peeing on herself or losing her mind or whatnot, I would have had to declare the rest of the year moot and claim “Tittanic” as the Porn Movie of 2008 in the way that

Because sometimes the halftime show is the best part of the game … · Anita (babeskickass.com) · Antea (budsbabes.net) · Dasha (attuworld.com) · Dawson Miller (nextdoormania.com) · Gina (coolios.net) · Gina (johndx.com) · Lena Nicole (kindgirls.com) · Leila (go-girls-go.com) · Lulu (dachix.com) · Masha (babesmachine.com) · Merilyn Sekova (bustynudebabes.com) ·

We don’t need a star-powered British dramedy to celebrate the upcoming most porny of holidays (after Halloween); all we need is a bunch of crackers and some warm Bree … Bree Olson, that is! Ha ha ha! The delicious Adam & Eve contract star shot an asstastic scene for Hustler

Hey, remember the VCR? For any youngsters who might be reading this, those “tracking” symbols at the beginning of this clip indicate that it was recorded on something known as “video tape,” an ancient magical invention used to visually steal people’s souls and also trade pornography. That means that this

The New York tabloids have never been ones to shy away from a salacious sex story, so naturally they were all over the tale of a regular middle-aged joe, who was nearly accidentally strangled to death at a bondage club in midtown Manhattan. He didn’t die, thankfully, despite the scare,