Crossover Starlet of the Year (from both big adult awards shows) Stormy Daniels tackles new ground via viral marketing in a new sexy spoof on the infamous “2 Girls 1 Cup” clip that thoroughly scarred anyone unlucky enough to have actually viewed it. In Stormy’s version an innocent cupcake is

We’re not sure if we’re supposed to write the Great American Novel with this shiny pen … or just sit on it. It defies gravity and common sense! (brookstone.com – thanks Ethan!)

Because Honest Abe knew all about the better angels of our nature … · Amanda (kindgirls.com) · Andie Valentino (labatidora.net) · Bambie (pmates.com) · Brittany Fuchs (foxhq.com) · Genevieve Michelle (babe-envy.com) · Klaudia Rain (hq69.com) · Krasa (babesmachine.com) · Mili Jay (babesdiary.com) · Nina (funberry.com) · Orsi (eros-and-grace.net) · Taylor

“The Joy of Sex”—you know, that book of naughty drawings your parents kept hidden under their mattress all those years ago—is being remade for the 21st Century, and will come out in a new edition later this year. Now a

The Hong Kong celebrity photo nudefest has become the sex “scandal” that will not die, with more photos, more apologies and even an Osama bin Laden reference! It’s just like a presidential election! (shanghaiist.com + reuters.com)

Red Light District sure does have bright and airy looking box covers despite Their Dark Materials. Take, for example, the real title of this movie. We know it’s hardcore porn, but does it have to be so graphic? We’d prefer to think that the little red-haired girl is about to

The Black Devil Doll, a lethal combination of Willie Tyler’s Lester and Chuckie, is a bitch-slappin’, salad-tossin’ wooden badass with an attitude and a “puppet dick” that he demands be serviced. Filmed in Negroscope and rated X by an “all white jury,” this unabashedly exploitive festival fodder recently ran afoul

On those days when we’re sick at home—or just broken down by the grind of blogging—we often end up watching “Judge Judy.” As the defendants get paraded in and out of the courtroom and we drift in and out of a NyQuil-induced haze, we find ourselves wondering would happen if

Our little sister Jezebel wants to know—and so do we frankly—if Las Vegas author Charles Bock is sincere in his claim to know a stripper who “has her nipples surgically hollowed out so she can fill them with wax and light them like candles” … and that this tactic is

Yes, occasionally it becomes necessary to clear out an overgown porn collection, but dumping 1,000 hardcore DVDs in an empty lot is not the best way to dispose of the evidence. Hasn’t this guy ever heard of eBay? (mdn.mainichi.jp)

You might not be familiar with the name Shylar Cobi, but porn cognoscenti have long known that he’s been a driving force behind the behemoth that is Vivid Video. So when he decided to direct his first feature film for the company, he went for it in a big way

The strip club steak dinner special is such a time-honored “manly man” tradition, that it never really seemed necessary to create something like a vegan strip club. Plus, no one really goes to those places to eat. But one hardcore vegan business owner has made that dream a reality at

We’d be careful about messing around with model Rianne Ten Hagen. Judging by these boxing themed photos, she could hurt us pretty badly, in more ways than one. (sexypix.thumblogger.com)

Jet-set pervs like us know that getting your sex toys halfway across the world — or just across town — can be a huge hassle … though the Rolling Toy Trunk promises to make things a little more convenient. It still won’t make things any less awkward explaining what those

Isn’t it every Canadian’s dream to get married, move to a nice farmhouse in the country, and start your own homemade sex toy business? Isn’t that everyone’s dream? (financialpost.com)

Americans have known for years that Europeans can get away with a lot more on their television airwaves then we ever could here. Commercials in particular seem to contain a lot more sexual imagery, sexual innuendo … and sometimes just straight up sex. If you don’t believe us, check out