In a vast sea of prettified porn, one tattoo-smeared renegade has set out to defy convention, and to date Rob Rotten desrves credit for two noteworthy additions to the annals of porn history: his “Porn Of The Dead” is one of (if not the) classics of hardcore zombie smut, and

Headed to Brazil for Carnival this year? You’ll be glad to know the government’s promised that there will be enough free condoms for everyone. Now all you’ll have to worry about is finding an opportunity to use them! (earthtimes.org)

Everyone wants to be a part of an orgy, but somehow when it all the fun stops no one ever wants to stay around and help clean up. Of course, they do tend to get a bit messier than your average shindig, so that’s why Cilit Bang—which is a real

Miss Maxim France Chiara Boisseau makes us want to take back every mean thing we’ve ever said about her country or their delicious fries of freedom. We take that last line back too. (dailypoa.com)

Just like our friends in the Catholic community, we are outraged by this ad depicting nuns enjoying a nude life drawing class—but mostly because it doesn’t make any sense. We’re all for nudity, but what do nuns in art class have to do with joining an overpriced gym? (kcci.com +

OMG, you guys! You’re totally going to be able to get porn on your cell phone soon, which you really can’t do now unless, you know … you already own a cell phone. This amazing technology story brought to you by the year 1992. (zdnet.com + sciam.com + Gawker)

Why is this soldier running away from his enemy (and choosing to hide in someone’s basement rec room?) Not only does he make himself incredibly easy to find, he has no choice but to give in to his pursuer once cornered. On the other hand, she is clearly not interested

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Russia is considering a bill that would impose fines for “reading erotic and pornographic publications in public places.” No word yet on how this will affect Maria Sharapova’s tennis career. (avn.com)

There are roughly 45 million Americans in this country who have no health insurance, which means 45 million people who must rely on letters to advice columnists for all their medical treatment. (Most of their prescription refills too.) Even if you do have a doctor, it can be embarrassing to

Warning: Don’t click on this post if you don’t like girls! (We’d tell you to click here, but you probably already knew that.) Writer-director Barry Mahon forsaw the “Girls Gone Wild” craze way before its time, capturing lovely shirt-averse chicks in such seminal ’60s classics as “Crazy, Wild and Crazy,”

If you could go on the internet and see the members of your city council in their underwear, would you really want to? What if your representative was an 18-year-old hottie, with a love of cheap booze and stripper poles? Then it’s too bad that you didn’t vote for Laura