Spending New Year’s Eve in jail is kind of a sucky proposition—unless you know, one of the female guards decides to suck you off in your cell. Makes that whole Times Square thing seem pretty lame, huh? (thesmokinggun.com)

Are Real Dolls a little too “real” and mature looking for your tastes … you know, like they look like they’re going to ask you to remember to take out the garbage once you’re done having your way with them? Do you secretly fantasize about making it with the Bratz

We already knew that Babeland was where all the cool kids shopped for their sex toys, and now we hear that R.E.M. was recently seen at the Lower East Side store shooting scenes for an upcoming music video. (Er, R.E.M. is still cool, right?) No word on whether the scene

On a day when it was even rainy in Los Angeles, we were thrilled to see “Pool Party” show up in our mailbox. But Holy Crap, could there be two people less happy to see us? I mean, we did interrupt you with a dick in your mouth, but it’s

Keeley Hazell is back again! Sorta. These are slightly dated outtakes from last year’s Page 3 calendar, but at least this time she’s topless and brought some friends too. She’s always so thoughtful of others! (dailypoa.com)

We love happy endings—yes, the regular kind—which is why we’re glad to hear that the artist who had made a nude self-portrait out of a rug, only to have it stolen, has since found her precious carpet, relatively undamaged. And yes, the TV station blurred out rug nudity. We wouldn’t

We suppose it’s still not too late to pick up a 2008 calendar, particularly when it involves such sexy pics of French hottie Clara Morgane. Yes, it’s almost February, but they’re like in a different time zone over there, right? (sexypix.thumblogger.com)

We don’t see enough of Ashley Blue. (“But you just had a … ” No, no, no: Shut up. We don’t see enough of Ashley Blue and that’s final.) Today she showed up against an overcast sky that matches the one outside Fleshbot West, and we thought for a moment

Even though we haven’t had any formal education ourselves, we like to think that we give pretty decent back rubs. We don’t claim to be experts, by any means, but still … we suspect that the massage school depicted in this video may not be fully accredited. Yes, getting naked

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As some folks learn the hard way, if you’re going to take the trouble to solve other people’s sexual problems you should at least do your own work. There are so many difficult questions to answer out there that it isn’t really necessary to make them up—or steal them from

In every generation there exists a concept that mysteriously entrenches itself so deeply into the collective psyche that it resists ever being properly explained. Consumed by morbid curiosity, the general public loses its ability to sustain rational thought regarding the matter and is ultimately forced to blindly accept its truth

We had to take a break for a while from all those crazy uninhibited chicks who shock and intimidate us with their groovy sexed up lifestyles, but this week sees the return of those kinds of girls who go all the way and then ask why! We’re so lucky to

Have you ever thought about taking pictures of yourself having sex but aren’t thrilled by the prospect of looking at yourself having sex? Perhaps you should try the art of long-exposure photography. As several examples posted on Flickr demonstrate, backgrounds and static objects remain while anything that moves fades to