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You might think that naming porn movies is a simple enough affair, but take a moment to consider all the care, finesse, and economy of restraint that went into the title of this latest release from Black Market: just five words manage to convey the video’s potential appeal to the
Our exhaust-huffing siblings at Jalopnik are apparently pretty excited about the unveiling of the new KITT car for the new “Knight Rider” TV series; we’re more excited that someone decided to hire a stripper of dubious talents to help promote the unveiling. (Actually, the Jalopnik guys are pretty excited about
Researchers say that men who lose their virginity later than their peers are more likely to develop sexual dysfunction as a result. Or maybe it’s the other way around. And having sex too early might not be so great either. Actually, they have no idea what the problem is, but
We’re going Nuts (har!) over this mega-collection of Sophie Howard hotness compiled by our lad mag princes across the sea. Just like her inspirational ta-tas, too much of Sophie is never enough. (nuts.co.uk)
Alberich Mathews “Stellar Bodies” appears to have fallen from the web firmament and his more current site “Valkyries” is under the weather as well, but that’s why nerds invented Flickr—so that we never have to worry about being able to enjoy things like photos of topless mermaids and underwater nymphs.
This is the best satiric review of a parody movie that was released nearly two years ago that spoofed an elaborate joke on organized religion that we’ve ever read. All this meta irony is making our eyes twitch. (usishield.com)
It’s sad to see that Emily Sander’s (aka Zoey Zane) “porn” “career” is getting a lot more attention as a result of her tragic death than it did shen she was alive; at least now when you visit her website you’ll find information which her friends and family hope will
We’re used to thinking of Russia as cold, grey, and eternally Dostoyevskian … but Roman Gorchakov’s photographs aren’t any of those things: in fact, they’re almost Southern Californian in their bright, saturated colors and carefree, breezy demeanor. Oh, and did we mention they’re really sexy too? We don’t know what
If you are on trial for being a serial flasher, you might think that telling the jury that you are way too embarrassed by your undersized genitals to ever show them to anybody would win you some sympathy. But you’d be wrong. (bbc.co.uk, via Boing Boing)
A look back at our week that was … · The Awards are coming! The Awards are coming! · The more things change, the more you need to find another 18-year-old who really, really likes having sex in front of a camera. · And you thought the people who lined
China has graciously agreed that any woman caught carrying condoms is not a dirty, dirty whore and will no longer need to be arrested. They may still be whores, but at least they’re not as dirty. (inquirer.net)
Zoe Torinesi may be from Switzerland, but we defy you to remain neutral about her 2008 sexy babe calendar. (Made in Italy!) This has “international incident” written all over it. (areaticino.com + zoetorinesi.com)
We all had a good laugh at Norman Mailer’s final accolade in the Bad Sex In Fiction competition, but have any of you ever tried to write a sex scene? It’s a challenge that obviously flummoxes even the best scribes. Although, you have to admit “Glorious pubes! The ultimate triangle”
What happens when a female Hungarian-born Italian porn superstar meets her male American counterpart? Why they fuck in German, of course! It’s not often that you get see a former member of the Italian parliament get anally serviced by a gentleman best known for his copious ejaculations, but then Cicciolina
Ssshhh … this goes no further than us and every other horny person on the web who’s reading right now: today’s roundup of some of our favorite recent sex writing eavesdrops on what all those bloggers out there have (not) been keeping secret lately. Crawl between the ears of seemingly
With all the tentacular ins and outs of this Blackzilla vehicle, I’m surprised we didn’t find this one in the hentai aisle. Regardless, your job in our more-or-less weekly celebration of standing on the shoulders of giants and re-titling their porn films is to name this movie the way Ken
It’s a good thing Gemma Atkinson was voted off the UK version of “I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here”: another couple of weeks living off grubs and berries in the jungle and her massive boobs might have disappeared! Guess we can cancel the emergency airlift. (thesun.co.uk)
Ever wanted to know the real deal behind all those “private” celebrity sex videos that mysteriously wind up on store shelves behind glossy packaging? If sex tape broker Kevin Blatt’s book proposal finds a publisher, we may have a chance to find out. (But will it explain why anyone decided
Pornographer/Beat Poet Joe Gallant sent along a rough cut of his Penthouse Digital movie “Candy 69″ for our edification. Taking on free love and free verse in a Summer of ’69 that bears little resemblance to Bryan Adams’ version, “Candy” makes anachronism look good. See some snaps after the gap.
