Archive | November 20, 2007
Sophie And Keeley And Lucy ... Oh My

Sophie And Keeley And Lucy … Oh My

It’s pretty much a given that at some point during any week, we’re going to write about Keeley Hazell, Lucy Pinder and/or Sophie Howard in some form or another. However, it’s pretty rare to get an update from all three on the same day. So we’ll spare you some trouble

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It turns out that there’s a reason parents lose interest in sex after the baby is born. It’s all those wacky brain chemicals. The solution: have more sex! Umm … okay? (seattlemomblogs.com)

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Public Bukkake Is Just Another Day In The Park

Remember when bukkake was something sort of gross and shocking, and group sex featuring a crowd of guys and one patient (if somewhat bored) porn starlet was right there with Goatse.cx on the edge of edgy? You’d never know it from watching this gonzo clip which stars a blonde and

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So after you get your Blu-Ray porn and your Hello Kitty “massager,” on your next trip to Japan pick us up a shibari-bound Kewpie doll. Seriously, wouldn’t you be surprised if you Japanese toy was not tied up like a bondage slave? (inventorspot.com)

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What’s the best way to revive sluggish Playstation 3 sales? How about reminding people about all that Blu-Ray porn they could be watching? We hear that one day, you might even get to play video games with it! (gamersweb.it)

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Rockin’ Naked Babes By Team Rock Star

So just how rock star is Team Rock Star? Don’t let that photo of Celine Dion or all those kids’ portraits fool you—their portfolio is kickass enough to feature lots of hot naked girls, with plenty of tattoos, guns, and corsets thrown in for extra rock star cred. OK, so

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World’s Smallest Band Performs Inside A Vagina

Some people say getting inside a woman’s pussy is a lot like getting into an exclusive underground nightclub. You’re not really sure how you found it, but you just feel lucky to have gotten past the doorman. Rock and roll hippie people Group Sounds have not hit it big yet,

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Flesh Flicks: Blind Woman’s Butt?

Funny, we don’t remember learning this game on the playground. Of course, we also don’t remember going to school with a pack of horny, insult-spewing lesbians in bad outfits. (None that we knew of anyway.) If you happen to meet such a gang of ruffians and they ask if you

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Excuse us, Malene Espensen, but is that a regulation police uniform? Because we’re pretty sure no one would resist an arrest from an officer looking like that. (sexypix.thumblogger.com)

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Is it wrong that reading this woman’s account of her airport security strip search has got us totally hot right now? For the record, we support profiling if it ensures that every pair of 34FFs are safe and “balanced.” (canada.com)

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From the hipsters who got naked for Last Night’s Party, Cobrasnake and any other photographer who asked, it’s The Vice Photo Book. Geeks, freaks and boobies in convenient coffee table book form! (Don’t worry, you can still look at it, even if you weren’t cool enough to be in it.)

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Today’s most popular headlines are Public Bukkake Is Just Another Day In The Park (2,164 views today), Sophie And Keeley And Lucy … Oh My (2,096) and Tumblelog Porn: Enough With The Dirty Talk (1,195). Today’s most discussed stories are Sophie And Keeley And Lucy … Oh My (1 comments),

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Sex Blog Roundup: Giving Thanks

Let us pause for a moment today to give thanks for the amazing sex in our lives, whether we’re actually having it or just reading about what other folks are doing. The bloggers in today’s roundup of some of our favorite sex writing on the web this week certainly have

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It looks like the New York Jets are so bad this year, their fans have taken up a new sport—getting chicks to whip out their tits on the concourse during halftime. Maybe they should be asking if any of them know how to play quarterback instead. (nytimes.com)

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Tumblelog Porn: Enough With The Dirty Talk

Tumblelog Porn: Enough With The Dirty Talk

What the heck is a Tumblelog? Well, if blogs have become a bit too complicated for you, or you have the attention span of a caffeinated hummingbird, a tumblelog has all same links, pictures and videos of a regular blog (shouldn’t it be “tumblog”?), but without all those pesky words

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Black And White Porn Is Just As Filthy As The Full Color Kind

It is a truth universally acknowledged that black and white photography is automatically classier and of greater artistic value than the more realistic but (therefore) more vulgar full color kind, and nowhere is that concept more apparent than in the world of hardcore smut. For a helpful example, look no

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Just in time for your pre-Thanksgiving kitchen preparations, here are 15 naughty things you can do with a turkey baster besides impregnate that nice lesbian couple who live next door. Here’s one more use that you probably hadn’t thought of: Baste a turkey! (homemade-sex-toys.com)

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Notoriously modest music video vixen Shakira dropped out of what would have been her first acting role because she didn’t want to do the nude scenes. (Or piss off Afghanistan maybe?) That’s a shame. We were so looking forward to their … er, her debut. (latimes.com + news.com.au)

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