Hugh Hefner is giving $2 million to USC’s School of Cinematic Arts. There’s also a new graduation requirement: Every senior thesis must contain at least on example of girl-on-girl action. (dailytrojan.com)

What’s the hottest network on television right now? Would you believe Fox News?! These naughty freaks will show anything, talk about everything, and leave you fair and balanced … in your pants! Smutmaster General Bill O’Reilly and his filthy cohorts are so NSFW, they’ve even been banned from Digg! They

Want to work in the exciting field of online porn? No, we’re not hiring, but XTube is. Make upwards of $10 each and every hour! Surround yourself with thousands of DVDs and penis jokes! Stay out of the lunchroom! (P.S. No Russians.) (boinkology.com)

Persistent sexual arousal syndrome strikes again! This time it’s in the person of Sarah Carmen who has 200 orgasms a day (!) without even trying. (!!) Hmm, think it’s contagious, because we suspect that some of the interns might be coming down with something. (newsoftheworld.co.uk, via sexoteric.com)

Everyone loves boobs, right? (You wouldn’t be here if you didn’t.) They’re all special in their own way—big or small, bouncy or pert, real or even fake—but their are certain pairs are a little more special than others … in the eye of the beholder, that is, because we all

So what did we learn this week? · You can make a porn movie that’s actually a good movie? Who knew? · Even celebrities get it right sometimes. · Some people, however, could not have got it more wrong. · Ironically, these were the most normal lovemakers we’ve met in

So there was a worldwide search for the globe’s best ass and somehow Florenica Tesouro wasn’t even in the running? Those butt contests are all about politics and who you know, anyway. (dailypoa.com)

Kyla Ebbert got thrown off a Southwest Airlines fight for not wearing enough clothes, but of course that’s a requirement to get on board Playboy’s website. You didn’t really think the Bunny wouldn’t ask her to pose, did you? (playboy.com + ap.google.com)

Because the week is always nicer when you have friends waiting for you at the end … · Alana Cragin (spicybunnies.com) · Andie Valentino (yourdirtymind.com) · Chiquita (theomegaproject.org) · Chole (bigboobsalert.com) · Eufrat (babeunion.com) · Hannah Hilton (babeskickass.com) · Hope (dailyhotties.net) · Irina (freeporn.hu) · Jamie Lynn (foxhq.com) · Jenna

San Jose calculates that filtering porn sites on their public library computers would cost the city more than $200,000 a year, not to mention the fact that it won’t keep masturbators out of the stacks. The truly dedicated don’t need computers to get the job done. (mercurynews.com)

Grab a slice and show some love to the sponsors who helped keep the flesh in Fleshbot this week: · AVN · Sex Search: Adult Personals · Gay.com · Project Breakout Your name here: Advertise on Fleshbot!

With a budget of $375,000 (reportedly), “Upload” is one of the most expensive porn movies ever made. It had better be great, and it is. Borrowing a little from bleak science fiction like “The Matrix”, “Minority Report”, “Strange Days”, “eXistenZ”, David Bowie’s “Space Oddity” (with Hillary Scott as Major Tom)

Carmen Minor is featured in her very first scene, this boxcover tells us, and who knows if it will also be her last. Usually the young, pretty things make their entrance into porn all doe-like and tentative, not probing assward lingually, but Ms. Minor seems to have dove in tongue

If this video is tagged correctly—and we have no reason to believe that is—this scene comes from Asia Carrera’s last hardcore movie, “Sweatshop,” from way back in the year 2004. As one of the major adult stars to shepherd us through our “youth” (we are surprisingly young at heart), we

If the combined power of Larry Flynt and Dennis Kucinich can’t orchestrate a takeover of the White House, then maybe democracy really is in trouble … (avn.com)

Yes, we all want to join the Mile High Club, but not if that means threatening a flight attendant and getting you and your fellow passengers diverted to Portland. Doesn’t the 3-hour security screening fuck you enough as it is? (kptv.com)

Sadly, sex toy coverage is usually limited to dildos and vibrators, because there’s so many more options for things to insert then there are places to insert. It’s not really fair to the guys, but when it comes to mechanical manipulation, you’re often forced to improvise. On the bright side,

Any one who says that girls don’t really enjoy anal sex, but only do it to please their partners have never met these ladies who clearly love their jobs. You can’t fake that kind of enthusiasm! Right? Right? (downloadingpornwithdavo.com)

If you want to see the rest of the Aubrey Huff/Melissa Midwest ass painting saga, you can now purchase the entire ordeal on her website. It’s twice as interesting as the Barry Bonds trial and with the half the amount of human growth hormone! (melissamidwest.com + Deadspin)

Ah, the comforts of sex. Ease into the warming embrace of this weekend’s roundup of the best in sex blogging. Feel content as your Master’s personal footstool. Take solace in the lies you tell your handjob client. Enjoy the succor of a random pickup, open the door to the pouncing