Scientists say that women who are breastfeeding can inspire other women to fuck just by being close enough to them. So maybe our local bar’s decision to replace “Ladies’ Night” with “Ladies and Their Friends Who Are New Moms’ Night” wasn’t such a crazy idea after all. (thelondonpaper.com)

Continuing their tradition of fine public service, Nuts presents a preview of 2008′s sexiest calendars, a few of which we’ve told you about already (hello, Lucy Pinder) and the rest of which we’ll probably get around to before January rolls around. If 2008 means getting to know Lauren Pope a

Even though they have explicit policies stating otherwise, the Southern Baptist Convention and the United States Catholic Conference of Bishops have millions of dollars invested in companies that make porn. So that’s where that $12 billion in revenue went! (canadafreepress.com)

So remember our helpful tip alerting you to the fact that you only need to sit through the first ten minutes of “We Own The Night” in order to see Eva Mendes’ sex scene? Well, now you don’t even need to do that … and be glad that you didn’t

In Penthouse Digital’s upcoming “Sexual Revolution” by director Guy Capo, a segment titled “Attack of the Porno Plots” features what happens when the plumber, the pizza delivery man, the cable guy, and the pool cleaner all visit Sophie on the very same magic day. From what we saw, the cable

Hello there, Janaina Obinski. Thank you for reminding us that while it’s fall here in the Northeast, spring is just beginning down in Brazil. We’re now going to go cry into our snow mittens. (sexypix.thumblogger.com)

Just because the city council passes a new law specifically to keep one man from taking his clothes off while working in his yard, that doesn’t mean that man is going to start obeying it. Though we’re sure he appreciates all the special attention. (oregonlive.com)

We don’t know what the story is with this completely random collection of (mostly) Japanese babes, but we know we like it. We don’t have to explain everything to you do we? (dru.pl, via pussycalor.com)

Yesterday, we were left to ponder the grammatical properties of the DP, but after watching this video we’re really scratching our heads. You’ve got two girls, two cocks, a bunch of fingers and a whole lot of penetrating—mouths, asses, asses-to-mouth, asses-to-other-girl’s-mouth, and yes, of course, your standard DP, but who

Today’s most popular headlines are Eva Mendes Nude! (Well, Technically) (2,763 views today), Yay! The Pool Guy’s Here! (1,189) and Dysfunct’s Fake Amateur Facials (880).

They don’t make movie franchises like they used to. Sure, you still get your “Spider-man 3″ and your “Saw IV,” but we prefer the classic serials of yore, when lovable, but seemingly incongruous characters would be thrown together and madcap hijinks would ensue—like when Abbott and Costello met The Mummy

The newish cottage industry by the Phun.org forum member who goes by the handle Dysfunct presents us with a bit of a dilemma. Sure, we have no problem when people take it upon themselves to cover the faces of celebrities with dripping ropes of gonad goo via the magic of

Hey, remember the story of Lady Godiva and how she rode a horse naked to protest something that probably wasn’t that interesting? Add a couple of pasties and replace the horse with a Rascal scooter and the exact same thing happened in England yesterday. We don’t know what either lady

Apparently, the Chinese were way ahead of us on that whole strong, healthy sperm thing … and we’re in big trouble. (copyranter.blogspot.com)

The new and aptly named Frequently Felt blog introduces us to megaboobed Japanese gravure idol Fuko (and her P-cup breasts), for whom the phrase “Where has she been all our lives?” might have been invented. (Probable answer: Somewhere in Japan, looking for lingerie and bikini tops that can fit her.)

Some men (and some ladies, too) are afraid of big strong women, while others have no problem fooling around with a chick who could break them in half and flatten the pieces between her heavily sculpted thighs. In fact, that’s the way a lot of people prefer their bodies—hard, ripped,

This just in: Computers make it easy to access porn when you’re at work. Now if only there were some way for me to make and receive phone calls while I’m away from my home or “mobile,” if you will. (usatoday.com; photo via evilsigntist)

We’re all for sexual equality and trying new things, but is today’s male really ready to wear something called the BallBra? We promise to try it out as soon as we see hot chicks starting to wear jockstraps during sex too or something. (Oops, guess we need another excuse …

We were just thinking the other day about how seeing nipples poke through a girl’s shirt had sort of lost its edge and then Rosario Dawson came along and reminded us of the way things used to be. When done right, it’s still a beautiful thing. (taxidrivermovie.com)

This was a week in which people reminded us of other people. And as long as those people were sexy vampires, we were just fine with it. Above, Caroline Pierce and Aiden Starr share a moment at a pre-Halloween bash. Either that or they always dress that way, and that’s