By day, German artist and graphic designer Gaby Trautmann and her helpmeets Marlis and Siadanea work at a “large newspaper publishing house in Hamburg”, but when they’re off the clock they collaborate on a sprawling digital art portfolio featuring things which include (but are far from being limited to) naked

It’s been way too long since we last checked in with megababe Alessandra Ambrosio, who is currently spotted posing for Ocean Drive—the magazine for streets that you will never make enough money to live on. So the fact that you’ll also probably never be lucky enough to meet her is

Oh noes! The Iowa State Fair’s erotic corn dog eating contest is in jeopardy—although really, anyone caught eating a corn dog is pretty much competing already. (desmoinesregister.com)

If there’s one word that comes to mind when we think of the people who create and produce the filth that we live off of each day, it’s Resourcefulness. Because no matter what the situation, or what tools may be at their disposal, or how small the budget, people will

By the way, threatening to cut off your husband’s penis is grounds for divorce in Taiwan. But it’s still considered very polite to give him fair warning anyway. (int.iol.co.za)

Want to proudly display your love of naughty bits without wearing something as obvious as, say, a t-shirt? Have we got the naughty button pack for you! Sadly, there’s no button yet for showing your love of gapes (or rimming them), but we’re sure you’ll be able to convey that

The FBI “clarifies” its position on 2257 inspections so now it’s crystal clear that not even the FBI knows what the hell it’s supposed to be doing. (xbiz.com)

We warned you that this day was coming, and now the time is at hand. After tempting the young and innocent with her “family-friendly” bikini calendar, Keeley Hazell is now set to unleash her “adults only” version, complete with sandy buttocks, glistening breasts, and come-hither stares. Of course, Zoo Weekly

Actor James McAvoy says filming sex scenes with Keira Knightley was an “uncomfortable nightmare.” Oh, boo-freakin’-hoo! We’re all feeling really sorry for ya, you big baby. (stuff.co.nz)

LustyLibrary.com is breaking out their contest money in order to find some sexy Halloween stories. Tip: Tales about chicks who suck the blood out of your veins are pretty cool. And so are vampires stories. (lustylibrary.com)

In that Jenny Hendrix admits in the behind the scenes featurette that she’s 21, we wonder if Hustler flirted with the idea of calling this movie “Barely Drinking Age”. But as we shall see, it is less important that this movie be fair and accurate than it is that the

Meet Australia’s wife of the year, who helped cheer up her football fanatic husband before biggest game in his team’s history with a naked balloon dance during breakfast. Remember, it’s Australian rules football, so they do things a little differently down there. (theaustralian.news.com.au)

You will agree that some strip clubs suck. They are soulless, antiseptic places. But we have a good feeling about Rancho Cordova’s Gold Club Centerfolds, in a section of unincorporated land near Sacramento. It has a Schrödingerian quality of unlimited potential. And who better to grace such a stage than

While we appreciate the sentiment, we here at Fleshbot have never really believed in that old chestnut that says there’s no such thing as a bad blowjob. (Ask one of our editorial staff to tell you the story about that snaggle-toothed hooker in Phoenix sometime. Or better yet, don’t.) Continuing

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Our ongoing investigative series into the practices of corrupt law enforcement officials continues with this shocking footage of the brutal interrogation of a suspect. It’s the classic “good cop, bad cop” routine, only without the good cop on hand to keep her partner in line. They say that information given

Problem: Global warming causes temperatures to rise (duh), so seasons change earlier than they used to and certain animals that operate on sexual instinct are therefore fucking at the wrong time of year. We didn’t really understand why that was a bad thing until even dumber animals that also operate

Certain Fleshbot editors and big boob fanciers everywhere heaved a heavy sigh when the boobtastic Sara Stone decided to leave the skin biz after her appearance in Vivid’s “Lux’s Life” last year … but now we can all rest easy knowing that she’s heaved her heavy hooters back on the

We don’t remember much about that Introduction to Philosophy course we took in college, but watching naked cartoon characters fuck while quoting Wittgenstein is making us want to dip into our textbook again. Suddenly, it’s all starting to make sense. (happyfamousartists.com, via Otomano)

Michael Mukasey, the federal judge nominated to be the next US Attorney General, once litigated on behalf of a “dial-a-porn” service (whatever that is) back in his lawyering days. The nerve of that guy, defending a company that hadn’t broken any laws! Can’t have someone like that running the Justice