A rose is a rose is a rose … except for when it’s covered in splooge and mashed up against naked boobs and assorted ladyparts. Then it’s … well, still a rose we guess, but a whole lot more interesting. (erogarden.blogspot.com, via Badgirl’s Hotbox)

Are these dildos the same size? Click through for the answer, or find out the hard way. (dildoart.com)

Everyone’s favorite Little Nebraskan That Could is definitely still getting it done—only now she’s doing it a little bit differently than before. No longer content to play only with her female friends, Melissa Midwest is taking her red state empire to the next level by (finally) graduating to hardcore boy/girl

A look back at our week that was: · Old pornstars never retire. Seriously, it’s not allowed. · Natalie Portman’s ass is still worth the price of admission, even when you don’t need to go to a theater to see it. · Gee, the White Stripes rock a lot harder

Playboy wants BFFs Pamela Anderson and Denise Richards to pose naked together and is offering $1 million to make it happen. Couldn’t they just Photoshop that and pass the savings on to the consumer? (thesun.co.uk)

Switzerland’s new HIV awareness campaign uses naked fencing to make a point about the importance of using condoms—and gives us an idea of the kind of thing we’d like to see in the next Olympics. Not to mention in the next porn flick we watch. (bag.admin.ch, via Sexoteric)

In the first such case involving a minor, a seventeen year old has just won the right to undergo sex reassignment surgery in Argentina, where “mutilation laws” require court approval before anyone is allowed to mess with their parts —unlike here in the States, where you’re free to do whatever

We’ve been scientifically studying the effects of porn and technological innovation for years now and have finally figured out that when you mouse-click with your left hand, it’s called “The Stranger”. But now some upstart horny geeks—along with a few futurists unafraid to tread the sticky floors of the internets—are

Ladies, what do you think of this new bra design? At least, we think it’s a bra. It could just be one of those wardrobe malfunctions we used to hear about all the time. (icnetwork.co.uk, via dlisted.com)

Because the end of the month is only the start of something big … ·Andie & Kimberly (badgirlsblog.com) · Angelica & Dorina (jamies-galleries-blog.com) · Anita & Samantha (sexyandfunny.com) · Brandie Moses (lettherebeporn.com) · Cali Logan (babedump.com) · Catalina (100bucksbabes.com) · Chiara (kindgirls.com) · Irene (foxhq.com) · Jana Jordan (babesandbitches.net) ·

An airline executive “accidentally” deleted some important evidence related to a company lawsuit while he was cleaning the porn off his computer. Don’t panic … all the smut was backed up. (azcentral.com)

Drag racer Ashley Force has been scientifically determined to be the world’s hottest athlete. (That should cheer her dad up.) Is that 400 pounds of torque under your ass or are you just happy to see us? (aol.com + cameltap.com + Jalopnik)

Round about the time I thought I’d get a super-secret copy of “Pirates 2″, “Babysitters” arrived, a less ambitious but ultimately more compelling idea. Even Jesse Jane in her Behind the Scenes interview admitted that, when she was little, “I wanted my babysitters to double-team me.” Free the hand that

What follows is a clip from “The Sitter” (no relation), a cautionary tale about why you should never hire Monique Alexander to be your babysitter. Or is it why you should always hire Monique Alexander to be your babysitter? We guess it depends on what your needs are. Your child

Send those barely legal babes and jailbait twinks back to the playground, because today’s roundup of some of our favorite sex writing on the interweb is all about the grownups … and those who like to play with them. No longer wet behind the ears, these seasoned adults soak the

The title isn’t the only thing that’s familiar about celeb photographer Michael Grecco’s “Naked Ambition”: we seem to remember another high-profile coffee table book extravaganza a few years ago that catered to the market’s apparently unquenchable thirst to see what porn stars look like with their clothes on. But while

It’s nice to meet you, Claudia Fernandez. We’ve always heard that Uruguay is beautiful this time of year … and now we have proof. (dailypoa.com)

Heartbreak overcame our dear colleague Slut Machine and her sistren at Jezebel yesterday as Tyra Banks swapped out Barrack Obama for an entry-level talk about vajayjay at a taping of her show. (Yes, we would have much preferred seeing Obama live than hearing about Tyra’s vadge too. What is this

Not merely content to peddle manga figurines that serve as cum receptacles or poop on your desktop, Japanese toy manufacturers are now selling ones which come complete with tiny squeezable boobs. Just make sure you wash your hands first so you don’t end up ruining your $72 investment, especially if

We get the whole “collaboration between artist and model” bit, but we’re not sure what’s supposed to be the conceptual basis behind the layout of photographer Scott Gerth’s online portfolio—why do the thumbnails shatter when we roll over them? And the schoolmarm in us thinks it’s a little weird that