Archive | September 26, 2007
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The Best Of Swedish Erotica – In London

Everyone knows what glamorous jet-setting lifestyles we porn bloggers lead, but even we don’t think we’ll be able to wing across the pond to catch the Swedish Erotica exhibition at the Institute of Contemporary Arts in London. The Swedes, of course, have a reputation for freewheeling sexual adventure and leggy

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“The Kissmask is designed to be worn by two women.” Um, why should only chicks get to have all the fun? And if you think real lesbians aren’t creative enough to find a use for this other than kissing, you haven’t been reading this site long enough. (jillmagid.net)

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We’ve watched this video a dozen times and we still don’t know how to make a “condom dance party”. Well, we do know an alternative way, but you’ll have to buy us dinner first. (danerd.com)

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Putting Brunettes In Their Place

We don’t like to play favorites around here, and if you asked us to rank the best, or the hottest or the sexiest anything we just couldn’t do it. For example, out of all the brunette babes in the entire world, how could you make a list and point to

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Just like that we can now add Dita Von Teese to the list of sexy babes who have dressed down for PETA. It’s for something called animal birth control, which we’ve never heard of but sounds kinda hot. (latimes.com)

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Some people think home decor is really difficult, but you’d be surprised what one well-placed photo can do to spruce up a room. Trust us, there’s more uses for a stuck-together copy of “Juggs” than you think. (martinandreasen.dk)

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Dr. Sketchy’s Salon Takes Over Brooklyn

We thought Fleshbot crush object Molly Crabapple had hit the peak of artsyysexycool with Dr. Sketchy’s Anti-Art School, her biweekly (and occasionally bicoastal) cabaret-meets-life drawing session at NYC’s Lucky Cat. After all, what could be cooler than a combination of booze, art, and hot burlesque models? But this past weekend,

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A new research study from the Foundation for Completely Obvious Ideas reveals the groundbreaking discovery that men are “very receptive” to online pornography. Next month: Bears and their forestry defecation habits. (xbiz.com)

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So how big is the Halo 3 launch this week? Big enough to get Suicide Girl Alaina dressed up in some insanely detailed futuristic battle armor—before promptly taking it off, of course. Anything else we can do to help you work through your Master Chief hostage/rescue fantasy issues, we’re here

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When it comes to bringing the heat in your relationship, what mistakes are you making in the bedroom? Frankly, we always have a little trouble with the dismount. (msnbc.msn.com)

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Photoplay: Private’s “Ibiza Sex Party 2″

We are besaddened that Eurohottie powerhouse Private never features zaftig and blowsy dirndl-ripping barmaids in their glossy productions, but we were nevertheless delighted with director Toni Ribas’ “Ibiza Sex Party 2″, featuring the leonine likes of Angel Dark and Cayenne (pictured). See some snaps from off the coast of Ethpain

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Porn Valley Dispatch: "Barely"-Contained Excitement

Porn Valley Dispatch: "Barely"-Contained Excitement

Hustler’s “Barely Legal” series has reached its 75th installment, and that doesn’t even cover all the intra-”Legal” iterations, like “Barely Legal Summer Camp”, “Barely Legal Innocence”, and “Barely Legal in Space” (all right, I made up the last one, but you know you’ll see it sooner or later). To celebrate

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How To: Make Your Own Bionic Babe

Just in time for tonight’s premiere of the reengineered “Bionic Woman” on NBC, our diode-diddling brethren (and sistren) at Gizmodo point us to a fascinating article at Laptop Magazine in which a panel of experts convene to explore the technology behind the Women Of Tomorrow. Well, fascinating to a point:

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Flesh Flicks: Whatever Floats Your Boat

Look, it’s a proven fact that guys who own speed boats get laid. We don’t know if it’s the rumble of the motor, the smell of gasoline, or the wobbly sea legs, but you get a chick out on the water and open up the throttle and the rest isn’t

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Hello, Natasia Malthe. The babes of “Halo 3″ might be getting all the attention this week, but thanks for reminding us that movies based on video games might just be worth watching every now and then after all. (fhmonline.com)

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You know that Genesis has been out of the rock and roll game too long—otherwise they would be aware that if you put drunk girls from the audience on the giant on-stage Jumbotron, you’re going to get a tit flash. Or perhaps they’re just way hipper than we thought? (ebaumsworld.com)

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Bible Belt hysteria hits a new high (or low) this week as a Johnson County, Kansas grand jury has indicted three costume stores for selling outfits they say are “obscenity harmful to minors”, including “Country Lovin’” and “Wet T-Shirt Winner”. We’d be even more outraged, but we have to admit

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“Eden” Gets “Island Fever”

“Eden”, Adam & Eve’s tentpole production of 2007 (and likely to be beloved contract girl Carmen Luvana’s swan song with the company) has a cover hauntingly familiar to last year’s “Island Fever 4″ from former collaborator Digital Playground, right down to the time-honored three-blondes-and-one-brunette motif. Though “Eden” has a “Fantasy

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While the world adjusts to the realization that Meg White didn’t really make a sex tape, let us take comfort in the fact that Betty White (yes, that Betty White) may or (more likely) may not have posed naked at some point in her career. Along with our friends at

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Hey, look … we’re not the only ones who are ass-obsessed and/or quoting Queen lyrics today: Slate presents an up-to-the-minute history of the buttocks, complete with coverage of the recent ass-potheoses of Kim Kardashian and Nicole “Coco” Austin but without mention of Belladonna’s recent reemergence into the callipygean spotlight. Then

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