So the star of this amateur sex video that’s just been handed to us is pretty good looking (for a girl), but is it really indie rock’s favorite backbeat drummer Meg White of The White Stripes playing the skins? Naturally, we turned to the expert opinion of musical sex tape

Photographer Manfred Kooistra is looking for models—specifically, he’s hoping to find some “happy, natural and reliable girls” who aren’t afraid to expose their pink bits in front of a camera (or, for that matter, outdoors). Coincidentally, those are exactly the type of girls that we like to hang out with.

Is this really the most gratuitous use of an ass in advertising history? Of course, this assumes that you believe an ass shot can ever be gratuitous in the first place. (copyranter.blogspot.com)

A visionary Canadian judge has ruled that massage parlour “happy endings” are not considered prostitution and those canucks have our favorite blowjob takin’ ex-prez to thank for it. Guess that NAFTA treaty finally paid off. (thestar.com)

And while we’re on the subject of Japanese perversity today, we’re wondering if our image of the island nation will ever hold up under scrutiny if we ever manage to make it over there one day ourselves. (They do have islands, right?) For example, based on what we’ve learned from

Armed with a flash camera, some infrared film, and plenty of nerve, Japanese photographer Kohei Yoshiyuki took a series of photographs of people having sex—and the people watching them—in Tokyo parks in the late 1970s; not seen since his last exhibition in 1980, they’re currently on view at the Yossi

Oh, Melissa Midwest … how could you take advantage of poor Winnie The Pooh like that? At this point, are there any lovable friends from our youth who haven’t done porn? (sexypix.thumblogger.com)

This is just in: Some women may not be completely honest when they tell you how many people they’ve slept with. We’re shocked and appalled, of course, that this practice goes on, but we still totally believe Angelina Jolie’s number. (nydailynews.com)

A 15-year-old terminally-ill virgin desperately seeking a little tail before the icy hand of death summons him home would be a great story, if only it weren’t completely fake. Let’s not forget the real virgins struggling to get laid everyday—they deserve our love and support too! (thestranger.com, via theblogblog.net)

Sometimes a porn title can overwhelm any chance for the movie’s contents to catch up, but we were very impressed with Actual MILFTM Kayla Paige’s faux-pickup of Bree Olson outside an In-n-Out Burger: “You’re pretty,” says Olson. “You are too,” Paige replies. “How old are you?” “19,” says Olson. “That’s

Because wasting time over fake celebrity sex videos can only get you so far … · Ashley Robbins (bustynudebabes.com) · Asis (pinkems.com) · Dahlia (babeslog.net) · Daisy (big-tit-babe.co.uk) · Eva Shine (coolios.net) · Hana Black (100bucksbabes.com) · Jenni (freeporn.hu) · Kelly (downloadteens.com) · Lola (kindgirls.com) · Mandy (hq69.com) · Mara

Yes, these two ladies are definitely engaging in some classic girl-on-girl action, but we don’t think we would follow the example of whoever posted this video to Haporn and label them “dykes” in the traditional sense. And despite their enthusiasm for sticking large rubbery objects into various body holes, we

This weekend, we interviewed delightful Filipina pornstress Lana Croft on the set of David Aaron Clark’s “No Man’s Land 6: Asian”. It was important to know if the Tagalog-rapping beauty was most often typecast as a geisha or a schoolgirl in the porn’s eye view of the world. Then we

After looking at that alleged sex tape “starring” the White Stripes’ Meg White that everyone and their grandmother has been weighing in on today, an eagle-eyed Fleshbot reader noted the similarities between its female star and big-boobed porn starlet Natasha Nice. While repeat views of the video in question have

Speaking of whores (the good kind), Nalini Jameela’s “The Autobiography of a Sex Worker,” which scandalized India a few years ago by portraying prostitutes as if they were actually, you know, human, has been translated into English. We still might have to hold out for the book on tape. (business-standard.com)

Amsterdam is buying up brothels—including paying $35 million to one man dubbed the “Emperor of Sex”—in order to clean up the city’s red light district and (naturally) force prostitutes out of the windows and into the street. But the town will look much prettier, we’re sure. (usatoday.com)

The love that certain members of Team Fleshbot hold for America’s Next Top Model notwithstanding, we are rendered utterly dumbstruck by the appearance of Tyra Banks on TV—”dumbstruck” in the sense that we actually feel stupider after watching five minutes of her talk show this morning. You see, we tuned

Sienna Miller was so distraught over the latest “leak” of nude photos from her new movie, that she’s “reluctant” to do anymore nude scenes. So we guess we’ll never see her again. (thesun.co.uk)

The Justice Department wants Hollywood movies to follow the same 2257 rules as porn companies, but Hollywood has a little more pull in Congress than the Valley, so how do you think this story is going to end? (hollywoodreporter.com)

A plastic surgeon will present his formula for the perfect boob job at an international conference on breast enlargement. (Victoria Beckham = No.) There’s an international conference on breast enlargements? We’ve spent just as many hours poring over photos of topless models as this guy, so where’s our invite? (news.com.au)