Archive | September 19, 2007
Talk Like A Pirate (Or Just Fap Like One)

Talk Like A Pirate (Or Just Fap Like One)

It’s that time of the year when internet geeks buccaneer fanciers everywhere will be celebrating Talk Like A Pirate Day—and since our entire pirate-related vocabulary is pretty much limited to the words “avast!”, “yar!”, and “BitTorrent!”, we’ve done what we could to get into the spirit of the occasion by

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Looking Deeper: Nudes By Kirill Borgia

Unlike a lot of photographers who specialize in “classy” artistic nudes, Russian artist Kirill Borgia seems to have a healthy fascination with and respect for the vagina. (Hey, who doesn’t?) From the back or the front, close up or a distance, he’s not afraid to feature the magic spot prominently

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Best Of Babelogs: All Non-Blonde Hump Day Edition

Best Of Babelogs: All Non-Blonde Hump Day Edition

Because other girls know how to have fun too … · Aiko Tanaka (babeskickass.com) · Angele (butterflysearcher.com) · Anya (go-girls-go.com) · Brea Lynn (asredas.com) · Cristal Houston (pmates.com) · Georgia Rose (kindgirls.com) · Jaime Hammer (glam0ur.com) · Linda (babesmachine.com) · Lisa Daniels (bustyandsexy.net) · Lucy Lee (peepinghunter.com) · Luxuriana (100bucksbabes.com)

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"Show Us Your Tits" (One More Time!)

"Show Us Your Tits" (One More Time!)

Once again, we’re simply pandering to the boobie lovers out there, but as every marketing executive, PR manager, film director, magazine editor, Renaissance artist, and Russ Meyer could tell you, you can never go wrong with a nice pair (or 20) of giant breasts. Music video folks have known this

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Will 2257 regulations be applied to—and ruin—anonymous kinky sex partner social networking sites? And will anyone ever make sense out of these laws before our heads explode? (Don’t count on it.) (sdcitybeat.com)

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Meet Mathilde, A Mystery In French

We love it when hot French babes email us naked pictures of themselves and then describe in great detail how much they love our site and our fabulous sense of style and humor and how they can’t wait to come to America and take us to Disneyland. Unfortunately, they usually

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A carnival worker helpfully explained to police that it wasn’t alcohol or carelessness that led him to crash his truck into a telephone pole … it was the people having sex in the back seat who made the car all “tippy.” By the way, this guy called from his bus

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If you’ve got a lot of time on your hands—and a lot of wood—maybe you can learn the nude carving secrets of artist Ian Norbury. Just use protection … you know, for the splinters. (woodcarvingillustrated.com + iannorbury.com)

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We don’t condone teachers having sex with students (even when they’re 18), but you’ve got to admit that an instructor getting a blowjob from a pupil while talking on a cellphone and driving a bus is pretty darn impressive. (telegraph.co.uk)

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All Yesterday

All Yesterday’s "Pussy Party"s

We wouldn’t lie to you because we love you, Baby, so believe us when we tell you that one of the few games in town where porn performers really become inspired is a “Pussy Party”. This is for several reasons, one of which is that a “Pussy Party” is an

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Joe Gallant’s Lost Movie: “Screw”

When Joe Gallant was commissioned to create a movie for the legendary and troubled New York sex rag Screw in 2004, he delivered a signature trippy porn film that started out in Screw’s offices and rambled from there, taking in, among other things, Simone Valentino’s first appearance in a porn

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Flesh Flicks: Spoiler Alert!

Sometimes we have to wonder:when you get to our daily Flesh Flicks post, do you actually read our little description first, or do you just click right through to the video? Because like any good movie preview, we strive to give you enough information to know what to expect, without

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Sophie Howard must be really exhausted if she doesn’t even have the strength to remove her bikini top. On the other hand, that top is definitely working overtime to do its job. (hornyoyster.com)

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Look, we don’t know where these pictures came from, who made them, or what their purpose is, but here it is: dragons fucking cars. The End. (image directory @ mightyjustice.net, via fluxblog.org)

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Hooters does what 50 years of containment policy and nuclear brinksmanship could not by opening a franchise in Beijing and finally destroying communism for good. Wasn’t it Henry Kissinger who said chicken wings are the world’s strongest aphrodisiac? (abcnews.go.com)

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Today’s most popular headlines are • Meet Mathilde, A Mystery In French (2,709 views today), • Talk Like A Pirate (Or Just Fap Like One) (1,783) and • “Show Us Your Tits” (One More Time!) (1,462).

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Paying To Play: Yay Or Nay?

There we were, innocently cruising around the webs for any sign of an exposed nipple, when we accidentally got sucked into the latest flareup in one of the oldest debates there is—should prostitution be legalized? Like we said, this argument has been going on forever and will likely continue for

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Meet Mariah Milano (Again)

F. Scott Fitzgerald (a writer who we’ve never had occasion to reference on Fleshbot until this very moment) famously said that there are no second acts in American lives. But try telling that to the indefatigable Mariah Milano, who is currently embarking on the third phase of her career in

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An Australian man was high on LSD and amphetamines when he broke into someone’s house and constructed a “makeshift sex aid from a Toilet Duck bottle, a piece of wood and a latex glove.” Hmmm … you don’t say? (news.com.au)

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And while we’re on the subject of pirates today … we know you’ve already read all about recent efforts by the porn industry to curb online piracy, but now you have a chance to watch a report about it with actual pirates (not to mention gratuitous shots of pornstars and

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