Hello, Kira Eggers. That little blue lacy lingerie ensemble you’re working looks really good on you—it’s a shame you felt the need to take it off so quickly. (OK, who are we kidding?) (dailyniner.com)

Apparently, Pfizer’s new “Viva Viagra” commercial isn’t just offensive to those of us with taste: t’s also offensive to the Presleys, who aren’t taking to kindly to the suggestion that good old Elvis would have been down with talking about ED. (In a log cabin, of all places. Haven’t these

There’s a certain intimacy to photographer Jeffrey Alexander Baehr’s small but choice collection of fine art nudes, as if we’re being given the chance to glimpse into a very personal, private moment shared between model and photographer. The sweet, relaxed look of the models, combined with the closeness of the

A Saskatchewan political party is accused of slandering their opponents through subliminal messages about porn. That subliminal stuff must work, because this is the first and only time we’ve ever cared about politics in Saskatchewan. (canada.com)

It’s been a slow season for celebrity breast exposure, and unfortunately we’re not sure that some digitally enhanced shots of Sheryl Crow’s pokies are enough to lessen the drought. Still, they’re better than nothing, Er, aren’t they? (taxidrivermovie.com)

College is all about sex: who’s getting it, who’s not getting it, how you’re going to get it ,,, okay, there’s that whole “learning” thing, too, but mostly it’s about sex. Fortunately, mtvU has taken note of this and is now offering a new sex ed-focused program starring Dr. Ruth

In most auto shops, the mechanics work on the cars and the babes hang on the wall, usually as the monthly treat in some complimentary auto parts calendar. In Liz Cohen’s garage however, the mechanic is the babe and not only does she have the knowledge and the skill to

Absolutely no one is furious about a George W. Bush collage made out of scraps of old porn mags and this non-controversy will cause zero outrage even among the 21% of people who still like the guy. Nobody gave a shit about the buttplugs, you think they’re going to care

An Atlantic City councilman and a former council president are charged with blackmail after videotaping another councilman having sex with a hooker. Of course, he claims she wasn’t a prostitute anyway, because the money he gave her was for “sodas,” which is now our favorite go-to excuse. (newsday.com)

One thousand words on the history of the bra and not one photo to support your research? Doesn’t that violate some code of journalism ethics or something? (alternet.org; boobies provided by Gianna Michaels @ mystackedwife.com)

Because we need all the bright spots we can get this week … · Andi Pink & Jayden (babedot.com) · Britney (bigboobsalert.com) · Devin Lee (babes2night.com) · Holly (baberoad.com) · Irene Fah (big-tit-babes.co.uk) · Katia Corriveau (asredas.com) · Lena Paris (doctorteen.com) · Mandee Price (downloadtits.com) · Monalee (coolios.net) · Monika

Life upon the wicked stage ain’t never what a girl supposes: Stagedoor Johnnies aren’t raging over you with gems and roses! When you let a feller hold your hand (which Means an extra beer or sandwich), Everybody whispers, “Ain’t her life a whirl?” – Oscar Hammerstein II Sorry to burst

As anyone who’s been involved in a threesome will tell you, the hard part is just keeping everyone involved in the action. With all those arms and legs and other parts it can get very confusing and when all three participants are of the same sex, well, it’s close to

We were just thinking that it must have been a least a day or two since we’ve seen Britney Spears’ ass cheeks. This should make the shaking in our hands stop for a little while. (x17online.com)

Even Oscar winners like Hilary Swank need their bikini time on the beach. You don’t need abs like that to sit on the couch. (hollywoodtuna.com)

We noticed that there was a growing trend among the men’s magazines to pair booby-licious babes in their photo spreads in order to show how much they really love to “play” together because the best friends are always topless friends. Well, now we realize it’s a full-blown epidemic. This time,

Campari decides that it doesn’t really need Salma Hayek’s face to sell liquor as long it still has her boobs. After all, no one ever looks at a person’s … head? (copyranter.blogspot.com)

The Philippines is apparently being overrun by fake sex tapes feature celebrity “look alikes.” If they’re as dull and obnoxious as most of the “real celebrity” sex tapes we’ve seen recently, we hope they lock up these heartless thugs and throw away the key. (globalnation.inquirer.net)

No sooner had we started to adjust to life in a post-Jenna Jameson world this week than we receive news that the ever-delightful Belladonna, whose crush object status has been well documented here on Fleshbot ever since we started taking our first baby steps into the world of porn blogging,

Good news! You can totally promise to marry a girl in order to get sex and then not get in trouble when you break your promise after the orgasm. Hey, if people had to stand behind everything they say when trying to get laid, uh … no one would ever