One Condoms is holding a contest for condom-wrapper package design on their website, where you can submit your own designs and vote on other entries. Just think … thousands of people could be struggling to tear your ideas in half. -AR (onedesigncontest.com)

So what did we learn this week? · Vanessa Minnillio has no more secrets to hide, except for the one that explains what she sees in Nick Lachey. · Jenna Jameson will never leave you alone and for that we’re quite grateful. · We want to see the world through

Because Monday is so very far away … · Alicia (pornio.net) · Angela Taylor (wildwildbabe.com) · Barbara, Ellie and Ashanti (go-girls-go.com) · Franchezca (purebeautyblog.com) · Jenni (babeunion.com) · Julia (dailyhotties.net) · Kerry Marie (bigboobs.hu) · Kinzie (babes2you.com) · Linda (labatidora.net) · Nicole (thebabelog.com) · Paula LaRocca (babeblast.xlogz.com) · Victorie &

Hey, remember all the fun we had with Vanessa Minnillo and Nick Lachey’s vacation photos awhile back? Two somewhat famous people getting down and dirty in an outdoor hot tub is always good for a few laughs. But when all was said and done, what did we really see besides

Want to add a little class to your anal action? You might consider one of these Swarovski crystal butt plugs. Sure they’re a little expensive, but being a fancy pants ain’t cheap. (comeasyouare.com)

A Massachusetts state trooper who came to the scene of Ron Jeremy’s bus crash, is under investigation because he had his picture taken with the Hedgehog. It’s not quite the same as getting blown by Barbie Cummings, but it’s better than nothing. (yahoo.com, via xfanz.com)

Since it’s Friday, you should take off early for lunch, find your local Hooters and never go back to the office. Ever. These Hooters Girl bikini pageant photos will prove that this plan is sound. (hollywoodtuna.com)

This collection from one of our favorite Eurohotties comes with this cover copy: Her boobs are pert, plump love-puppies which stare out at you. We are hoping that you, Fleshbot reader, will slip the surly bonds of this movie’s factory-installed title and, like perennial favorite Bleeble in last week’s outing,

Police brutality is a serious issue that Briana Banks is doing her best to combat. It may look she’s the latest victim of an overzealous law enforcement officer, but her lack of resistance leads to us to believe that she’s actually working undercover for a local community organization looking to

Somebody put together a list of the Top 10 Britney Spears upskirt photos. Believe it or not, they actually had to cut the list down to keep it at ten. Actually, you probably have no trouble believing that. (celebrityboobsandbutts.com)

We all know the standard porn setup of the cable guy, pool cleaner, and Greenpeace canvaser, but DCypher’s “Dirty Talk” throws some love to female stereotypes, to wit: the repressed sex writer. Photographed beautifully by Red Ezra and featuring the delicious Nautica Thorn, the movie is fantastically bad with the

Mena Suvari has decided to go crazy hot bald chick look. We like it, but then we always did have a thing for peach fuzz. (egotastic.com)

Online sex toy broker Love Honey wants to remind you to recycle your old electronics—ie. your vibrators—and if you live in the UK they will even do it for you to spare you the embarrassment. Why would anyone be embarrassed about recycling? Oh right … the whole “naughty sex-crazed pervert

Heidi Klum pours herself into some Jordache jeans … and now we need to go pour ourselves a stiff drink. (gorillamask.net)

Not only are Keira Knightley boobs artificially enhanced, but now her quotes about them are too? We feel so violated! Does this girl even exist, or is she just a figment of some PR person’s imagination? (theblemish.com)

Sometimes impulses take over and demand action. This weekend’s roundup of the best of sex blogging finds caution thrown to the winds and clothes hurled everywhere. The glimpse of a customer’s breast sends a shop girl to the stockroom to masturbate, two wedding guests escape for sex in an ambulance,

Speaking of vibrators, when even stuffy old mainstream media outlets like MSNBC are pontificating on why are electric friends are so great (and why men shouldn’t be threatened by them) you know they’ve finally come out from hiding in the dresser drawer. Don’t forget the extra batteries, though. (msnbc.msn.com)

We really thought the whole doll fetishism thing was a little too out there until we found Booty Babe Art and discovered that behind every tongue-clucker is a fetishist waiting to be unsheathed (as it were). Granted, they aren’t life-sized or fully anatomically correct or anything, but the pieces available

A British transit officer who banged his internet date in the squad room at Gatwick Airport was found not guilty of misconduct, because he kept his ear piece in the entire time and thus was never out of contact with his co-workers. See? Who says public transportation isn’t safe? (timesonline.co.uk)

Newsstand sales are way down for nearly every men’s magazine in UK, which cannot possibly be related to the all the free scans of their busty images (and those of all their numerous competitors) that can be found on the internet. More importantly, how will we ever survive if our