Archive | August 14, 2007
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The lord really does work in mysterious ways: when a porn star gets in bed with a bunch of anti-porn crusaders, he makes their bus crash. We never really understood how this whole religion thing is supposed to work anyway. (xfanz.com)

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The Secrets Of Miss Universe

The Secrets Of Miss Universe

It’s not every day you get to see the universe without her clothes on, unless you have a subscription to Playboy Mexico in which case you can peruse your back issues to see Miss Universe herself—1996′s winner Alicia Machado—in all her glory. It seems the former beauty queen (who was

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Breaking: Jenna Jameson cannot do a Chewbacca impression. When it comes to imitating a real life Simpsons character, however, she has the whole thing down just fine. (askmen.com)

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If there’s one thing we can count on from Slashdong’s qDot, it’s that if he has a machine and it can vibrate, chances are he’s going to find a way to fuck it. That’s the kind of devotion and ingenuity that made this country great. (slashdong.org)

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Grab My Boob (Well, Not Ours, But You Get The Idea)

Having the virtual chance to diddle Bree Olson‘s funbags is exciting and everything, but if Grab My Boob was really an exercise in versimillitude we have a feeling Crissy Moran would be saying something like “Please get that dildo away from me; I’ve accepted Jesus Christ as my personal lord

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Special Moments With Dana DeArmond: The View From Down There

As you’ve probably figured out by now from all those home movies we’ve been posting over the last few weeks, superstar pornstress and Fleshbot crush object Dana DeArmond really is just a regular gal: like you, she tends to spend her weekends simply lying around the house with her boyfriend

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As this completely unknown and unsourced instruction manual makes plainly clear, you are allowed to fuck your clone/doppleganger, provided you take the necessary precautions. What a relief! (aboutcolonblank.com, via sexoteric.com)

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While no one was paying attention (as usual) the Senate has been working new “save the kids” legislation that could give the FCC new powers to watch over teh internets. Maybe they can tell us what the NSA, CIA and FBI are up to. (xbiz.com)

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Poor Jenna Jameson has been reduced to dancing on the beach in a bikini … just like a regular celebrity. It’s sad to see your heroes so cruelly mainstreamed. (egotastic.com)

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Porn Valley (Adjacent) Dispatch: Bang Sabrina Deep

Sabrina Deep is trying to “take back” September 11, which happens to be her birthday, by letting 80 gentlemen “fuck me in all my holes”. The delightful Canada-born, German-bred Londoner tells us that the banging will be open to “members of my website and their friends”, and of course she

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Flesh Flicks: You Can Never Have Enough Jenna

Flesh Flicks: You Can Never Have Enough Jenna

What’s that you say? Three Jenna Jameson posts in one day was not enough to satisfy your appetite? Well, how about one more for the road? One that reminds us why she’s so famous in the first place? Not many people know this anymore, but Jenna was not always a

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DVD Review: “Porn’s Most Outrageous Outtakes 2″

Director Jim Powers narrates this collection of behind-the-scenes and cutting room floor footage with the gallows humor we have come to expect from JM Productions. People who think the porn industry is cynical and cruel will not be convinced otherwise by this movie, in which no one emerges looking glamorous.

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Sex Blog Roundup: It’s Raining Men

Sometimes it feels like the interweb is filled with nothing but girls. Sure, chicks are fun and all—what with their sugar, spice and everything nicely waxed, coiffed, and implanted (or not)—but every once in a while you gotta wonder where all the dudes are. We here at Fleshbot wish to

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… And just to make for a tidy Jenna Jameson trifecta today, we turn to this list of the Top Ten SFW Jenna clips as collected by the video sleuths at Uber.com. It’s almost like she spends more time in front of the camera with her clothes on than most

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Are you a chick who digs porn and has a LiveJournal account? We think we just found your favorite new group. Our favorite group? “Guys Who Dig Chicks Who Dig Porn.” (livejournal.com)

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Those Gridskipper kids continue their tour of the great underwear stores of the world, this time in Paris. (They invented the word “lingerie,” you know.) Plus, they’re even posting spangly boobies now. The next family picnic should be a lot more fun. (Gridskipper)

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Savanna Samson Explains It All For You

Thrill to the always lovely and gracious Savanna Samson as she patiently explains to CNBC’s “On The Money”‘s audience the depth and range of the expanding Vivid porn empire, including the newly minted Vivid Ha! comedy division (yes, porn is supposed to be funny sometimes) as well as the venerable

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Anastasia Pierce Does Rubberdoll (And Vice Versa)

Among the many pervy delights we missed at FetishCon 2007 this past weekend was a live performance featuring Fleshbot crush objects Anastasia Pierce and Rubberdoll, who between them generated so much heat that it’s a wonder their ensembles didn’t spontaneously combust and/or melt right there on stage. Fortunately, photographer extraordinaire

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Meet Valery: A Model Who Makes Everyone Look Good

Usually we write a lot about photographers who use their skills to turn models into sexy pieces of visual art, but we don’t spend enough time praising the models who provide most of the sexy on their own. Take Valery, a gorgeous gal who has that old world Eastern European

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Marital Aid Test Kitchen: Cyberskin Vibrating Cyber Suck

We have been enamored of the names of certain marital aids that have washed ashore on Fleshbot West, but none so much as the Cyberskin Vibrating Cyber Suck. Note that these are four separate words, and that, by process of elimination, “Suck” is here used as a noun, as in,

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