We’ve heard a lot of blather about “porn by women” and “porn for couples” over the years, but the truth of the matter is that often a person’s gender or relationship status makes very little difference where the hotness of the work they produce is concerned. Take New York City-based

We knew there had to be a perfectly reasonable explanation for a federal judge spending $3,000 at a strip club in two days: He was drunk out of his mind, of course. And you thought he was doing something improper. (9news.com)

There’s a crisis in this country and only comedian/painter Vance DeGeneres (yes, brother of Ellen) has the courage to speak up about it. We must protect our naked ladies from this robot menace! (vancedegeneres.com + aidansavoygallery.com, via Boing Boing)

Of course, we would never begrudge Lucy Pinder and her video tribute courtesy of Unibrow or Uber or whatever they’re calling themselves, but we’re pretty sure that most of you were thinking what we were thinking as we checked out the goods on that post: What about Keeley? Yes, Keeley

A look back at the week that was … · We hope you had a happy National Underwear Day, assuming you managed to get dressed at all this week. · That Eon McKai can talk his way out of anything. Or at least get a couple of babes to do

Lifehacker saves our butts once again by showing us how to search Google without the overlords keeping tabs on you. (Maybe.) Oh, who are we kidding? Everyone on the planet already knows how we feel about tentacles. (Lifehacker)

Four Japanese “tourists” have been asked by the Philippines government to kindly leave and don’t ever come back after they were caught filming a sex scene on the beach. Whatever happened to the spirit of international cooperation? (globalnation.inquirer.net)

One of our favorite Simpsons episodes features an upper-crusty racetrack attendee whose righteous indignation cause him to twice drop his monocle into his highball. “I must stop being so appalled,” he says. We are not appalled by the latest press release from scrappy one-man media conglomerate All Media Play; we

The new video game “Hot Shots Golf 5″ comes with super-terrific wind action giving you ample opportunity to practice your upskirt shots. Not that any of you would care about a silly game … no, sir. (Kotaku)

“I’ll venture to say Internet porn is more of a danger to our values and way of life than a concealed weapon, cigarette or breed of dog could ever be.” We don’t know … those Labradoodles are pretty annoying. (kansascity.com)

Australia’s war on porn continues as Prime Minister John Howard vows to shut off the internet or something. You should know by now that you can’t keep good smut down. (news.com.au)

Why in hell is Jennifer Dark holding a spatula? Fleshbot readers have proven time and again that they are up to the challenge of making sense of the gushing conundra that is porn. Our last outing yielded so many better titles than “Wasted Youth 4” that we have no choice

Digital Playground’s “Deeper 6″ is the logical sequel to “Being There”, with Marco Banderas succeeding Peter Sellers as the luckiest gardener alive. Join us after the gap for Audrey Bitoni, Mikayla, Banderas, Scott Nails, someone named Fiona, and the sexiest nursing bra ever. – – – Banderas is the gardener

Dayton Rains (or Raines, depending on who you ask) and Britney Skye have got it all figured out: No one jerks off to plot, or character exposition. or fancy costumes or sets. When you want to get off to porn, all you need is a girl and a guy …

Maybe your idea of heaven is a harem of seventy-two virgins, but the bloggers in today’s roundup of some of our favorite moments from the sex blog scene this week value the mad skills that can only come from experience. It takes ingenuity to tickle a straight man’s shy bum

It was probably only a matter of time before RealDoll fans and rubber mask fetishists put their heads together and came up with the ultimate fusion of the two ideas: The Dolly Catsuit is a shiny, flesh-colored (or at least pale pink) full-body outfit that turns a real live girl

Like our grandmother always says, “You can lead Courtney Love to a fancy nude photoshoot by Karl Lagerfeld for Harper’s Bazaar, but you can’t make us forget that she had a sketchy dude sucking her boob in public not so very long ago.” (Or something like that. Grandma’s getting a

We hate it when a midget wrestling match is interrupted so that one of the competitors can fuck the referree. Or does that mean he won? (sluthead.com)

We believe it was Aristotle who first philosophized about the concept of “onion booty” or “an ass so fine it’ll make a grown man cry.” (It’s even more poetic in the original Greek.) The ancients may have left us, but their pursuit of tear-inducing rear ends has passed down through