Archive | August 2, 2007
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Don’t Be A Porn Star, Just Look Like One: Vivid’s “Porn Star Makeover”

Ladies: ever wanted to experience the thrill and glamour of being a real life porn star without those messy facial cumshots and uncomfortable double penetrations? You’ll have your chance (or would have had you been in the right place when they were filming it) with Vivid Voyeur TV’s new “Porn

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Hello, Ashley Kahsaklahwee. We don’t know how to pronounce your name, but that’s an awfully nice piece of furniture you’re laying on. In case it breaks, just remember: as long as we have a face, you always have a place to sit. (dailypoa.com)

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Our ongoing survey of Strange Places Where Japanese People Have Group Sex continues with this footage from a biology class which doesn’t look anything like the ones we took in college. (Maybe advanced squirting techniques were covered in that organic chemistry elective we decided to drop two weeks into the

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S Magazine: Smut So Good You’ll Think It’s Art

If there’s one thing you probably don’t have enough of in your life, it’s collections of artsy, high-end glamour photos of sexy Eurobabes and lean and pouty fashion model types. If that’s the case you might need to buy a subscription to S magazine. It only comes out twice a

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Our pals at Pornzio have posted a roundup of their favorite gross-out porn moments, including accidental vomiting from deep throating, sharting, and Kim Kardashian. (Yes, you’ve been warned.) It’s chock full of links to paysites and TGP galleries, but worth a gander if you’re curious and have a strong stomach.

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Elizabeth Wood at Sex in the Public Square looks at that study about why people have sex that’s been making the mainstream news rounds this week and finds that the population used to gather the data may not be representative of the population as a whole. Maybe “Why Young White

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Coriander Collage: Fap Your Way To A Cleaner Desktop

Using your favorite slide show program is a time-honored way of perusing the photos in your porn collection, but what about those times when you feel like looking at more than one pic or video at a time and can’t spare a hand to hit the pause button or open

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Meet another poor sap who has to spend his entire workday looking at porn. Hey buddy, if you ever need a shoulder to cry on just give us a call. (pcworld.com)

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Oh, so Scarlett Johansson will actually be portraying pornstar Jemma Jameson on film. Now we understand the confusion. (indiatimes.com)

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At least one reviewer learned something from IFC’s “Indie Sex” series—Hollywood sucks at putting sex on film. Hey, if you prefer the real thing, you know where to find it. (kansascity.com)

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Flesh Flicks: A J-Porn Miracle

We asked for it and now we got it: the only known video of a Japanese couple enjoying some wine, flowers, a little foreplay and then straight-up sex … on a bed! Sure, the dude’s manservant joins in with a vibrator that looks big enough to double as pool skimmer,

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Meet The Lazerbunnies!

It’s getting harder for us with our advancing senility to keep every alt babe pinup site and community distinct in our head these days, what with all those Burning Dollz and Razor Babez and Genocide Girlz floating around us like so many pierced and tattooed helium-filled balloons everywhere we look.

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Write an angry letter to the owner of Marriott Hotels and you could end pornography forever! Or you could just change the channel on your hotel room TV and it would have the same effect. (virtueonline.org)

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Gothamist conducts an exit interview with Colleen Kane, who is stepping down as a Senior Editor for Playgirl Magazine. Her job was probably a lot like yours, except with more penis. (gothamist.com)

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Popshots of the Week!

Popshots of the Week!

We don’t know why it just occurred to us now, but judging from the neverending flow of nudes through our sketchy broadband connection, it would be easy to believe that everyone in the world has at this point become naked for a webcam at some point, if not twice. We

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It seems that Mindy Vega is also a fan of the hot new “using a belt as a bra” look. Can’t these girls afford to buy full-size shirts? (babeunion.com)

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Hey, everyone loves to pick up a total stranger in their car and then find a shady spot to park and have sex. But try to stick to shady spots that aren’t in front of day care centers, ok? (thesmokinggun.com)

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The World’s Largest Breasts (That We Know Of)

Obviously, you can’t turn a corner on the internet without running into a pair of gigantic breasts, but we’re not talking about your standard big boob queens, like Lisa Sparxxx or Gianna Michaels here. We’re talking BIG. Like Guinness Book of World Records big. Some are real, some (ok, most)

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OK, so we might not exactly think that this video starring webcam hottie Gieda is the best webcam wonderfulness we’ve ever witnessed, but it’s still pretty damn hot. Maybe we could say it’s the best webcam wonderfulness we’ve witnessed all week? (kontraband.com)

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That story about former pornstar Rod Fontana training to become an ordained Episcopal priest was pretty interesting, even if it wasn’t exactly, you know … true. Like they always say, “God is in the details.” (calcatholic.com, via adultfyi.com)

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