Ever wanted to see your name (or a reasonable approximation thereof) and a glowing description of your genitals on a sex blog, but too shy to bang a blogger yourself? Sinclair at Sugarbutch Chronicles is running a contest through tomorrow: submit your vague fantasies to her and she’ll pick her

If you’re looking to get away from it all, you might try visiting one of the hot spots on this list of the world’s sexiest beaches. Of course, you’ll need to be your sexiest too, otherwise you’ll spoil the curve. (concierge.com)

This past Saturday, in a great leap forward for womankind, the Walter Reade Theater at Lincoln Center in New York played host to a movie about the history of vibrators. Based on “The Technology of Orgasm,” a fantastic and obsessively footnoted book by accidental-vibrator-scholar Rachel Maines (she used to study

Does something smell rotten about published photos that allegedly show a prostitute sitting naked on the royal throne of Denmark? Is there a method in this madness, or just good Photoshop? (timesonline.co.uk)

You’d think that a filming a simple video of two hot babes making out with each other wouldn’t require this much running commentary, but apparently it’s a lot more complicated than it looks. Can’t people just shut up and let nature take its course? (dbasixx.com)

This just in: Women can get hooked on porn just like men do! It’s good to know that when it comes to ruining lives through addiction, we’re an equal opportunity provider. (coloradoan.com)

If you need a little nudity to get you through your Monday (or any day for that matter) this online photo gallery from Mimi Nikolova should do the trick. Unfortunately, we couldn’t find any info about Mimi and her art, but the lack of text leaves plenty of room for

I liked her lack of sexual self-control, but found myself bored by her submissive nature. There’s nothing there to tame, or be tamed by. No struggle to mythologize. Still, the fellatio is superb. An excerpt from director David Aaron Clark’s memoir “Bitch Magnet: Diary of a Dirty Bastard”, further excerpted

The UK edition of Big Brother continues to pump out the stars of tomorrow as current contestant

While we here at Fleshbot firmly believe that looking at pictures of hot girls in swimsuits and corsets is its own reward, we especially appreciate any opportunity to ogle a sexy set of gams when there’s a good cause attached. So we’re happy to lend our support to the Pinups

Because you need something to cool you off on a night like this … · Angie Savage (babeskickass.com) · Athena Temple (hq69.com) · Bijou (lettherebeporn.com) · Cathy (funberry.com) · Emilija (babesdiary.com) · Esther (pinkems.com) · Kortnie O’Conner (babe-a-licious.com) · Marketa (exgirlfriendmarket.com) · Martini (nudeunion.com) · Megan Hauserman (dailyniner.com) · Mya

So did everyone see the “Simpsons” movie this weekend? We sure did. And so did our dear friend and crush object Dana DeArmond, who took time out of her busy schedule of reading her fan mail, working out, and peeing to go stand in line for it … only to

The Dutch want you to know that safe sex messages are not just a bunch of hot air. Unless, you know … they are. Related: China’s condom fashion show. Is there anything rubbers can’t do? (theage.com.au + ahboon.net)

The terminators are out there. They can’t be bargained with. They can’t be reasoned with. And they won’t stop fucking until their batteries run out. So much for our future. (Flickr, via sexoteric.com)

Rachel Stevens proves that you can be a teen pop star and not grow up to be a complete basketcase. You can still be really hot, too. (sexypix.thumblogger.com)

A new Russian youth movement is encouraging kids to bone like crazy in order to solve the country’s dwindling population problem/build a new fascist Red Army. Good, because we were just thinking the other day about how much fun the Cold War used to be. (dailymail.co.uk, via Jezebel)

In recent weeks we have featured a product or two that might appeal to a marital aid consumer’s sense of discretion. But some people say, “Fuck discretion. Fuck discretion in its ass. What has discretion ever done for me? Am I not growing older?” For those people we are proud

Is Seren Gibson Britian’s next ridiculously well-endowed lad mag star? At this point, we’re sure the country must have a secret babe manufacturing warehouse somewhere … the only question is where it’s located. (zooweekly.co.uk)

As if the B through G spots weren’t hard enough to find, now they’re claiming there’s an A-spot? For only $599 $147 $97, you can learn yet another way you’re failing to satisfy your lover. (aspot-pioneer.com – thanks Cory)

Our pervy pal Igor at Driven By Boredom spent the last couple of days making art with naked Burning Angel girls and getting to look at naked Suicide Girls without having to pony up for a membership fee. And, uh, what did you do this weekend? (drivenbyboredom.com)