Not only do Sophie Howard and Lucy Pinder enjoy spending (topless) time on the beach together, they’re also excellent paddleball players. Next month: Jarts! (dailypoa.com)

Finally! Compact, sterile, and disposable underwear for that panty fetishist who’s always on the go and doesn’t have time to raid a sorority house. We guess you could probably wear them too, but where’s the fun in that? (mytagalongs.com)

We think we read somewhere recently that Claire Danes had signed on to a new Broadway production of “Pygmalion,” where she will play the lovable Cockney scamp Eliza Doolittle. Perhaps it was preparations for the role of a graceless, unrefined flower girl that led Claire to give an interview for

Yesterday we found a site that helped shed some light on mummification fetishism; today, in case you’re one of those people who just doesn’t get the whole foot and shoe fetish thing, this fashion spread in V Magazine will make everything clear. You see, people who fetishize feet see them

Only six percent of internet users admit to watching or downloading porn videos online. We guess the other 94% were too busy waiting for PornoTube to load to answer some silly survey. (webpronews.com)

Potential jurors in a Florida masturbation trial (it’s a long story) were asked if they had ever touched themselves before and all had to confess to the crime. Let he among you with a free hand cast the first stone. (miamiherald.com, via Jezebel)

If there’s one thing we’ve learned in our experience on the interweb over the last several years, it’s that no matter where we are and no matter what time it is, there’s always a hot horny slut somewhere in the area just waiting to meet us. Not that we’ve ever

“Debbie” booster/Messiah Denier Paul Thomas and much-loved veteran performer Christy Canyon will join the likes of porn icons Jenna Jameson and Veronica Hart on Hustler Hollywood’s Walk of Fame tonight in a ceremony hosted by Larry Flynt. The pair will sign their names and thrust their hands into the living

Spencer Tunick’s target for his next giant “let’s all get naked outdoors” photo shoot is the top of a Swiss glacier. Starting growing your own fur coat now. (guardian.co.uk)

Everyone’s talking about the German lady who likes to shop naked at gas stations before speeding off in a Ferrari, but believe it or not, there’s actually photographic proof to go with this silly story. Where is it written that you must have shirt and shoes to get service? (my.is/forums)

Usually people get naked after drinking bottles of wine, not while making them (or selling them.) We guess this vineyard is just being proactive. (wine.co.za)

There is so much to say about this forthcoming title, the set of which we visited, that it seems a whole ‘nother website is necessary. First there is the obvious homage to Janet Jackson’s “Vibeology”, not to mention that not capitalizing each of the letters of “Milf” is like a

No offense to this couple that decided to share their amorous exploits on the web (ok, maybe a little offense), but what exactly is going on here? For starters, we’re not really sure if it counts as a “voyeur” clip when you set up the camera yourself. Don’t they know

Ever wonder what it would be like to be the boyfriend of webstar Brandi Belle? Take a long hard look at your future career in porn. (inclusive.wordpress.com)

First it was buses, then it was gymnasiums … and now it’s a hospital room. Are there any places where those wacky Japanese don’t have sex? (pornhost.com, via Your Dirty Mind)

Sex tape distributor for the stars David Hans Schmidt was arrested by the FBI(!) for trying sell Tom Cruise his own stolen wedding photos. (Tom’s wedding, not David’s.) Perhaps he will finally answer for the crime that was “Screeched”. (thesmokinggun.com; more @ Defamer)

Occasionally, amidst all the posts about whipping and strapons and, yes, even men climbing on top of each other in tighty whities, we get nostalgic for the days when these were still taboo subjects that were only spoken about in hushed tones lest we get our country club membership revoked.

We’ve been waiting to see more of former Big Brother UK contestant and up-and-coming lad mag favorite Emily Parr since she first appeared in Nuts last month … and lo, our prayers have been answered. (Actually, they really would’ve been answered had she dropped the whole coy hands-over-the-nipples thing, but

Metro UK asks women to talk about our favorite subject—their boobs. Isn’t it funny how we never get tired of hearing about them either? (metro.co.uk)

As worried as we were that “Rock Of Love” couldn’t possibly live up to the shining example of trashiness established by its predecessors in the VH1 celebreality dating show pantheon, we have to admit that it’s every bit as awesome so far as we dared hope it would be. Bitchy