If you’ve been the parent of an impressionable teenager during the last twenty years or so, you probably let TV and video games do the bulk of child rearing for you. And why not? All the best life lessons can be found in that magical little box. Yet, somehow even

Four out of five dentists might have concerns about its effect on tooth decay and all that snapping and popping might have driven your teachers crazy in algebra class, but we have absolutely no complaints when it comes to hot babes and bubble gum. It might seem like one of

Here’s a little tutorial on creating the world’s most annoying (in a good way!) vibrator. (Warning: This post involves math.) (livejournal.com, via Slashdong)

Italian glamourpuss Carolina Marconi looks more sexy with her clothes on than most gals do with their clothes off. Which, considering how much we like gals with no clothes on around here, is a pretty mean feat. (gorillamask.net; more @ carolinamarconi.com)

In this collection of mostly European ads and advertising ephemera for everyone’s favorite chalky candy brand, “sexy” is a relative term: despite a stray exposed boob or two you’ll only find various fully dressed iterations of the PEZgirl over the years, which will be of special interest to anyone with

The Australian government cancels the test of its new internet content filtering system, since none of the country’s big ISPs will go along will their silly plan. Keep trying, mates—some day you’ll be able to ban all the dirty websites your hearts desire. (news.com.au)

We aren’t really sure who Adriana Volpe is or why anyone would want to take photos of her on the beach, but after further investigation we think we’ve found two pretty good reasons. (drunkenstepfather.com)

Lindsay Lohan is looking, um … healthy in this red bikini. Fortunately, she was “conveniently” relaxing right where the paparazzi could get a look at her. (We guess these were taken before she went to jail.) (egotastic.com + Gawker)

Just because temperatures are over 100 degrees, doesn’t mean you should be riding your bike in the nude. The nudity’s fine, but give the biking a rest, huh? (msnbc.msn.com)

Other than the works of Shakespeare, I suppose, there is no more fertile place to mine stories than the Bible. Even for porn. Of course, any pornographer going to that bestseller for plots runs the risk of seeming precious, self important. Then again, if we have learned anything in our

Like a lot of folks, gym class was always the favorite part of our school day, even despite the fact that our regular dodgeball game never once turned into a Japanese game show where naked ladies competed for orgasms. Not even one time! On the other hand, how could you

Would you like to get kicked in the head by Christine Theiss? She’s a German kickboxing champion, so think carefully before you answer that. (dailypoa.com + christinetheiss.de)

The BBC’s Mull of Kintyre Penis Test sounds like a bit of an urban legend, but it also sounds very similar to Fleshbot’s own Upper Peninsula of Michigan Rule. We can’t give away trade secrets, but let’s just say it involves a “Squirtwoman” DVD and two of the Great Lakes.

Porn lesbians differ from real life lesbians in several important respects, including fingernail length and level of commitment to various progressive political causes. But there’s no denying the sapphic credibility of the stars of Penthouse Forum Films’ “My First Girlfriend”, in which babelog favorites including Renee Diaz, Andie Valentino, and

You know that burning sensation that’s been bothering you for the last six days months years or so, but that you were too embarrassed to ask your doctor about? Well, relief may be just a quick plane ride away thanks to the opening of the brand new San Diego Sexual

You’ve been good today, which is why we’ve decided to reward your behavior with a nice collection of old fashioned bare boobs. This treat is being supplied by photographer Alexander Paulin, whose website boasts a heaping tablespoon of classic nude portraits filled with gorgeous models. There’s nothing too complicated about

Awash as you (and, uh, we) sophisticated pervs are in the heavily-lubed, black leather-harnessed, giant strap-on’d, rusty-tromboned world of sexual excess, you might forget the not-so-simple delights of the simple kiss. You do remember kissing, don’t you? Just two lips and two tongues pressing against each other in a swirl

Seems like Joe Francis can’t get away from girls going wild with lawsuits as a Georgia woman claims he used photos taken when she was only 16 to promote his DVDs. You’d think he’d have learned by now that getting underage drunk chicks to show him their boobs would only

Kim Kardashian says she really likes Jessica Simpson’s boobs. Now that we know we have something in common, can we finally put all that crappy sex tape business behind us? We’ll try not to mention it again if she won’t. (laragmag.com)

Another day, yet another user generated content-based site featuring a bunch of amateur exhibitionists strutting, pouting, and yes, posing for the camera. You’d think we’d be tired of this sort of thing by now, but the newish Pose Party reminds us what’s so special about smut in the digital age