Sex is like a box of chocolates: part your lips and you could get a mouthful of goo. Or at least something you didn’t know you were going to get. You might find yourself the girl meat in a boy sandwich, or experiencing the unexpected shock of a pierced tongue,

When you come upon two naked night elves making sweet love in an otherwise deserted tram in Warcraft, do you stand there and masturbate unobstrusively, or offer to give one of them a reacharound? We should all be so lucky to be faced with the decision … but before you

The luscious Tamara Sky is Playboy’s Playmate of the Month for August 2007. With a landing strip like that, it looks like we’re in for a smooth flight at least through Labor Day. (webmuur.eu, via Badgirl’s Hotbox)

So what’s the buzz on the show floor of the AVN Novelty Expo this week? “We used to sell a 36-ounce size of lube and it didn’t sell quite as well as some of our other sizes, but we still get requests for it … But you could probably put

Spanish language blogs are buzzing this week over the release of a homemade sex tape allegedly starring 22 year old Maria Fernando Telesco, a (now former) contestant on the TV show that picks the stars for Argentina’s version of the insanely popular “High School Musical” who was booted from the

Dannii Minogue has apparently done some underwear shopping because she has a lot of new items to show off. Good thing she knows how to model. (That is why she’s famous, right?) (dailypoa.com)

Yes, we are aware of the whole Lindsay Lohan nude photo blackmail imbroglio … but until we see the actual photos, we’re not that interested. Even then we might need some convincing. (nypost.com)

Larry Flynt is putting his money where Dennis Kucinich’s mouth is; he may be a good businessman, but maybe he’s not the best investor. (cleveland.com)

Simon Bolz likes to keep things simple. His photographs focus on a single subject in a single situation and capture only what’s necessary to convey a message that won’t overstimulate you (unless you want it to.) We like that he keeps his images sharp and focused, avoiding all that background

Remember Noelia, the Puerto Rican pop star with her very own homemade sex tape? Well, here’s what she looks like with slight more clothes on, much better lighting, and no dudes trying to stick things in her. She cleans up pretty nice if you ask us. (dailypoa.com)

British pop sprite Lily Allen has an extraneous third nipple … and if you ask nicely, she just might whip it out and show it to you. We always thought that gal was something special. (YouTube, via Gawker)

A Kansas county will convene its first grand jury in over 40 years so that prosecutors can investigate local adult businesses—all because one guy is still pissed that his favorite Stuckey’s became an adult bookstore. To be fair, their pecan log rolls are the best. (kansascity.com)

We are in receipt of an advance copy of porn tripster Joe Gallant’s “The Skin Trade”, a flick about the evils of what men and ladies do when cash is involved. People come to either not-good or ambiguous ends in his latest film, due in September, but at least they

It is not ours to tell you where Teagan Presley went, or why, only that she has returned with a vengeance. (Her kid-gloved handlers tell us “her first return to screen will be a slammin’ anal in Digital Playground’s upcoming blockbuster ‘Babysitters’ … it’s a blockbuster already? In any case,

The lovely Ava Rose has renewed her contract with Adam & Eve for another year, just as company insiders report that this will be longtime team captain Carmen Luvana’s final go-round. Adam & Eve has had some contract girl trouble of late, with the implosion of Sophia Lynn and the

If women in knee-high boots or big heels is something that turns you on, you probably appreciate the fact that she doesn’t have take them off when you get down to business; not every fetish stays with you in quite the same way. On the other hand, if having a

We’re desperately hoping this won’t be the only time we get to use that post tag, but we’re afraid that Rosario Dawson might be one of a kind. (Still, if you happen across any more celebrity pantylicking photos, you know where to send ‘em.) (erosblog.com)

A woman in Britain switches her phone service over to Virgin and immediately becomes overwhelmed by callers looking for phone sex. Is that irony or just good luck? (upi.com)

She might look all hoity-toity and unapproachable when she’s sipping champagne in a fancy hotel suite while swaddled in expensive Turkish cotton bathrobes, but Kimberly Kane is really a down-home girl at heart, one who appreciates the simple delights of things like knee socks, Converse kicks, and having sexual congress

This just in: Jennifer “Toastee” Toof isn’t a pornstar … she’s a lady. Which isn’t too much of a surprise, come to think of it—after watching that sex video she made with her ex-boyfriend, we already knew calling her a “porn star” was a bit of a stretch. (xfanz.com)