No celebrity summer bikini fest would be complete without a visit from our old friend, Mariah Carey. Now that’s the way to get photographed cavorting on a yacht in the Mediterranean. (hollywoodtuna.com)

What’s the best way to protect children in Australia’s indigenous communities from the scourge of hardcore pornography? Ban it all outright, according to one conservative politician. Now if that’s not the best example of using a sledgehammer to crack a nut we’ve heard all week, we don’t know what is.

Cutie Katie Morgan is the latest Babe of the Week You’ll Never Get to Fuck at Eye On Adult. Not to worry too much, though; you can still look at her pictures. (eyeonadult.com)

CerieUploaded by goldenfiddle She may be listed as a “minor character” in “30 Rock” by those who probably watch the show more closely than we do, but as far as we’re concerned Katrina Bowden’s Cerie is pretty much the main reason we tune in to begin with. What insanely skimpy

In their tradition of snagging celebrity models long after they’ve reached their peak as celebrities, the cover of Playboy’s August edition stars actress Garcelle Beauvais, who is best known for starring on two TV shows that came and went in the earlier part of this decade. Fortunately, she hasn’t ceased

The Washington Shakespeare Company’s all-nude production of Macbeth is being held over thanks to brisk ticket sales, but trust us when we say that you don’t want to be in the front row when that something wicked this way comes. (cbs2.com)

Justine Sane of Entercourse.tv is July’s “Mac Chick of the Month.” What, no Magic Jesus Phone? (macenstein.com)

The British government is facing serious opposition to its proposed bill that would ban most forms of BDSM porn. Sounds like some members of Parliament are long overdue for a spanking. (vnunet.com)

Like the Yeti, sightings of Mandy Moore in a bikini are elusive and rare: we’re told that this is the first time the paparazzi have caught her in swimwear in over two years. Not having the wherewithal (or, truthfully, the interest in Mandy Moore) to check out the situation for

A clothing-optional book signing is cool, but that doesn’t make up for the fact that you wrote a 596-page book about nudism that contains no pictures! Have you no decency? (boston.com)

Jessica Alba wants to see more wieners in magazines, yet somehow is unfamiliar with Playgirl. She must be too busy hanging out on beaches to get to the newsstand. (sfgate.com + sexypix.thumblogger.com)

Swedish police may finally stop BitTorrent behemoth Pirate Bay by labeling it as a child pornography site. Um … yep, that would do it. (thelocal.se)

We are fond of Courtney Cummz and can assure you personally that her quiet and noble demeanor is at odds with her garish nom de porn. Like so many others have, Ms. Cummz chats with fans tomorrow night at 8 (PST) on IMLive, and we encourage fans old and new

Like last year’s “The Da Vinci Load” proving that porn could be better than the mainstream trash it ripped off (at least in terms of expectations), director Jim Powers now brings us a porn version of a perfectly serviceable B-movie that made the admirable and gutsy choice to list a

No, Megarotic isn’t one of the evil Transformers: it’s the newest entry in the video porn sharing universe … and one that is sorely needed, if you ask us. Our usual suspects have grown a bit stale, and technical issues and changing business plans have made a few of these

Uh, what is this machine designed to test exactly? We don’t even want to know what happens if you “win.” (13gb.com)

What lies behind the “Anal Gate”? Only director David Perry and the folks at NinnWorx know for sure, though with a first volume subtitle of “Asshole Combustion” we could make a pretty good guess. (avn.com; see .wmv trailer @ wood-ent.com)

If it isn’t abundantly clear by now, one reason for our abiding crush on Dana DeArmond is that she doesn’t act like a pornstar, or at least not how a lot of people think pornstars are supposed to act like; she really is just a regular kinda gal. (As a

The title of this gallery is “Hot Lady Loves Own Body”. And honestly … can you blame her? (badsuzy.com)

Did you know that back in 1964 some people still thought of the clitoris as a “female penis”? We’re glad the science of anatomy has come a long way since then. (Er, hasn’t it?) (modernmechanix.com, via sexblo.gs)