Archive | June 7, 2007
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Vivid Loves VOD: “My Ex-Girlfriend”

In a spookily timed touché to all the gloom-and-doom prophecies hitting the news wires this week that the interweb is killing the adult industry’s main source of revenue from DVD sales, Vivid announced this week that it will (up)skirt its usual distribution channels and release the upcoming “My Ex-Girlfriend”, starring

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Care Bear Porn (Yes, There Is Nothing Sacred)

If there’s one thing we’ve learned this week, it’s that people may pretend to have no interest in porn, but they sure love to talk about it. They also love to spout off statistics and anecdotes to show how knowledgeable they are, but only end up proving that they have

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Design & Cum On Flickr

Whenever we’re having a bad day and thinking that the Yahoo! thought police have sapped all the joy and goodness (read: naked boobies) out of Flickr, along comes something to reaffirm our faith in the world at large and in the talent and generosity of our fellow pervs. Our latest

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Audacia Ray Is “Naked On The Internet”

If you’ve been wondering why you haven’t seen the byline of Fleshbot contributor Audacia Ray around these parts lately, we’re sorry to say that you’ll probably have to wait a little longer: she’s a little preoccupied this month with the release of her brand spanking new book, “Naked On The

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Morning Wood: Katie Price Needs Some Work Done

· Katie "Jordan" Price is a loose woman. What? She’s the one planning to get her hoo-ha tightened after her baby is born. Was that more than you needed to know? (celebnewswire.com + tmz.com; thumbnail via taxidrivermovie.com) · President Bush’s new Surgeon General nominee is a good doctor. He even

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Pornogopher: More Hands-Free Smut

We misread the URL when we were sent the link to Pornogopher.com and thought that someone had scored a pretty choice domain name to upload their dirty diddlings to. Alas, “pornographer.com” merely goes to a less-than-sexy placeholder page … but at Pornogopher, you’ll find yet another Javascript-enabled masturbation tool that

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DVD Review: “Adventure Sex 4″

I hadn’t heard of this series before seeing it (Ed. note: We have!), and was shocked. It borrows so heavily from (and improves on) the “Real World/Road Rules” playbook that I’m surprised Bunim/Murray hasn’t closed down in shame after collapsing under the weight of its own nuisance lawsuits. Read our

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Wet Spots: Paris Hilton

Wet Spots: Paris Hilton’s (Un)Caged Heat

· Gisele Bundchen thinks it’s ridiculous that the Catholic Church bans sex before marriage. “Show me someone who’s a virgin,” she says. Why? What will you do to him if we do? (newswatch50.com) · Now that Paris Hilton is out of jail, let us look at this photoset starring lookalike

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Flesh Flicks: Skin To Skin

We don’t see too many people on the video sharing sites with a lot of color in their skin, especially those that have multiple colors in their skin. This particular couple has so much ink on their bodies they almost don’t qualify as naked, but even the quickest glance will

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Popshots of the Week!

… In which we prowled restlessly through strip clubs and Koreatown apartments, finally coming to rest in a curvier Tron world where we finally just went to sleep. First up: Tampa’s own Regan Anthony ate my $20 without opening her mouth.! Join us after the gap for more pictures of

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Real Vs. Fake: The Globe(s) Divided

Real Vs. Fake: The Globe(s) Divided

The Cold War ended nearly two decades ago, yet the world’s superpowers are once again locked in a struggle for the very soul of humanity. What is the question that threatens to plunge entire nations into chaos and strife? Whether fake boobs are, in fact, better than real boobs. Prompted

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Breaking: Interactive Beach Cam Is A Cruel Marketing Stunt

Imagine our excitement when we heard whispers of an interactive webcam that allowed you to adjust the water temperature of an open-air beach shower frequented by bikini-clad hotties … and our crushing disappointment when we soon found out that it was just another viral advertisement for Axe body spray. Still,

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