Archive | April 18, 2007

Joanna Angel: Media Darling

You, loyal Fleshbot reader, are already quite familiar with The Joanna Angel Story. Nice Brooklyn Jewish girl turned alt-porn punk princess, born on Christmas Day. It’s such a heartwarming tale that it’s only a matter of time before the rest of the world starts telling it as part of their

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This Week In Lad Mags: Girl-On-Girl Bonanza

If you have a hard time telling all those splashy UK men’s magazines apart, we can’t really blame you. Two of the most popular glossies—Nuts and Zoo Weekly—are so similar in layouts, fonts, and "writing" style that they are almost indistinguishable, and that doesn’t even account for the fact that

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Public Access Pussy Power!

If your parents never had the "birds and the bees" talk with you, then you should probably pour yourself a big glass of milk sit down and watch this video, because it’s pretty much the best explanation of how sex between a man and a woman really works. It also

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Morning Wood: Hillary Clinton Does Playboy (Sorta)

· Start your day with some Ana Beatriz Barros bikini pictures, because it works faster than coffee. (cityrag.com) · Salt Lake City Weekly gets to know native daughter Belladonna. Wow, people from Utah like porn too! (slweekly.com) · Hillary Clinton will take campaign donations from Playboy, but not from Hustler.

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Best of Babelogs: Kiribati Health Day Edition

Because if you don’t believe us, you can always look it up … · Eve Angel (babes.coolios.net) · Jazmin Lynn (babeskickass.com) · Kieko Kyo (sensualarousalblog.com) · Lora (freeporn.hu) · Lovely Anne (teenport.com) · Masha (erohtica.com) · Maya (bigboobs.hu) · Melissa Anton (babe-envy.com) · Morgan (pmates.com) · Mothra (usualgirls.com) · Nana

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Porn of the Moment: Swank’s “Sex Hospital”

Because I am high on drugs, I cannot currently think of a more ironic word—i.e., a word that could not possibly be more opposite to its intention—than swank. It is like including the word “classy” in the title of a strip club. So if I see the words “swank”, “classy”,

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Michael Hussar Prints on eBay: Hot Art For A Cause

One look at Michael Hussar’s painting “Daddy’s Girl” makes us realize that while we’re all grateful for things like bourbon, RSS and Cheez Doodles, few inventions have made us as truly happy as the all-day sucker. Based on a sitting the uber-talented Hussar did with hellishly sexy alt babe Apnea

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On the Set: “Look Who’s Watching”

At its most basic level, Porn Imitates Life. How else can you explain the nearly 1:1 ratio of dirt pipe milkshakes taking place on our streets to those that appear on adult store shelves? For Sinsation Pictures’ voyeur assemblage “Look Who’s Watching”, it is telling that the Viewed all use

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Wet Spots: Raining Pussycats and Horny Dogs

· Adjustable breast implants? Love dolls for dogs? Are those nerds at Gizmodo trying to muscle in on our freak turf? (Gizmodo) · We’re a little concerned over the prospect of Jessica Simpson as a Pussycat Doll? Does she know they aren’t actual cats? (allheadlinenews.com) · Halle Berry is no

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Sex Toys Of The Stars: Sophia Santi and Shay Jordan

Complex Magazine goes deep inside—or rather stands a respectful distance away from and watches—Digital Playground starlets and Fleshbot Crush Objects™ Sophia Santi and Shay Jordan to get their take on a handful of products that go buzz, bump, rub, and tickle in the night. It’s not the most comprehensive or

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Flesh Flicks: Still Hot For Teacher

Flesh Flicks: Still Hot For Teacher

We can’t be sure of the exact circumstances of each case involving sexual relationships between teachers and students that we seem to encounter every time we check the news these days, but maybe some of them start exactly like this one. A few muscleheaded jocks get held back for 10-12

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Titty Time at 1TrackMind (Not)

We got ourselves all worked up and frothy over our Irish coffees this morning to see the eagerly-anticipated unveiling of sex vlogger boobage: after getting the 25 requested comments, sex culture commentary show 1 Track Mind promised viewers a topless episode, where sexy and stacked co-host Danielle Stewart was to

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Touring London’s Sex “Theme Park”

Despite news reports which describe it otherwise, we’re not sure if the Amora Academy of Sex and Relationships really qualifies as a “sex theme park.” After all, there’s no curved-penis roller coasters or a vagina jungle cruise—not even a Tunnel of Love. What it does have is a plethora of

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Antone Pavlov and Molly: Fetish Muse

While photographer Anton Pavlov and his muse Molly seem to have the perfect working relationship producing “remarkable dysmophic sexual fictions” together (read: strange and sexy portraits involving things like latex, gas masks, rope, and piss play), things didn’t start off so idyllic when the two first connected a few years

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Deep Inside David Hans Schmidt

You might think you’re not familiar with David Hans Schmidt, but he’s had more of an effect on our collective masturbatory habits than just about anyone else out there (except for, you know, us here at Fleshbot). As “America’s premier peddler of celebrity smut”, Schmidt has been responsible for unleashing

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