Archive | April 16, 2007
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Bill The Cat Lends A Hand (Or Two): Amputee Fetish Smut

It’s been a while since we featured any amputee fetish smut around here, which was one of our very first obessions way back when we were taking our first little baby steps into the big bad pornblogging world—and what better site to get our feet wet again than with Bill

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The Cherry Red Report: All Spanking News, All The Time

As last week’s mini-run on spanking posts will attest, the world of spanking is a fast-moving and ever-changing one, and we’re grateful to have all the help we can get when it comes to keeping up. Good thing the folks at the cracking new Cherry Red Report have made it

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Driven By Boredom: Party Polaroids by Igor

Boredom makes NYC shutterbug and bon vivant Igor do a lot of crazy things, like play fake online role playing games and go see the Aqua Teen Hunger Force movie against his better judgement. Fortunately, it also makes him prowl the nightclubs of New York City and ask cute girls

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Morning Wood: Who Needs To Pay Taxes Anyway?

· Kylie Minogue gets a new gig as a swimsuit model for H&M. Now she has something to fall back on if the whole "international music superstar" thing doesn’t work out. (savemanny.blogspot.com) · "Can regular guy date a porn star?" Sure … if you don’t mind knowing that your girlfriend

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Best of Babelogs: 1040-EZ Edition

Because we had to at least try to convince ourselves that even things like line item deductions and standard exemptions can be made to sound sexy. (P.S.: It didn’t work.) · Carmen & Friend (nextdoormania.com) · Cat (peachesfantasy.com) · Danielle (johndx.com) · Erin & Cassandra (babewatchers.net) · Eufrat (exgirlfriendmarket.com) ·

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Fleshbot AltWatchTM: Dana And Eon Do Charm City

Eon McKai, who held out for the deep pockets of Showtime’s “Debbie Does Dallas…Again” series to finally show his face, will show it again Thursday at 6 p.m. alongside that of Dana DeArmond, who now has a magical home made of Lucite thanks to the deep pockets of appreciative fans.

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Porn of the Moment: Pink Visual’s “Orgy Sex Parties”

Me, I always thought an orgy was a sex party, but I guess a sex party could be just the two of us, and then it would become an orgy once you invited your Bunco circle over. If you can get past the shrill hooting of whoever is running the

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Wet Spots: Kate Moss’ Breasts For Sale

· Gemma Atkinson is dressed up like a Pussycat Doll for some reason. Keep looking and eventually you might figure out why. (gorillamask.net) · Celebrity auction fans can buy nude photos of Kate Moss for around $40,000. Or they can just search through our archives and download them for free

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Porn Valley Dispatch: Tina Tyler Gets Wood

Getting, maintaining, and resolving an erection (or “wood”, as the kids in Porn Valley are bought up to say) are essential to the success of male porn performers. Now Tina Tyler, beloved former performer and current directrix of various newbie, blowjob, and solo male masturbation titles, is calling for new

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Flesh Flicks: High Speed Blowjobs

With its non-existent story lines, zero character development, and predictable, robotic action, does today’s porn move just a bit too slow for you? What if you could speed up your blowjob watching so that you could go from de-pantsing to money shot in a just few short moments? Believe it

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Nikola’s Never Ending Birthday Bash (= More Boobs!)

As if celebrating his birthday last week with one boob-groping extravaganza weren’t enough, resident Fleshbot pervy paparazzo Nikola Tamindzic threw another bash for himself on Saturday night at the latest Rated X Panty Party at NYC’s Luke & Leroy, where the festivities involved—you guessed it—even more starlets-in-training (not to mention

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Cindy Pucci Goes Hard(er)core

A reader asks: “Is it a tip when a pseudo-mainstream model decides to shoot her first b/g hardcore work?” Well, when the model is popular pinup queen and pot bellied pig promoter Cindy Pucci—a glamour model whose “mainstream” portfolio involves plenty of photos and videos where she’s topless, fully naked,

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I Share My Bitch

Before we say anything about this hardcore amateur babelog discovery, we should make it clear that we think the non-consensual use of the term “bitch” in a porn context is puerile, offensive, and just plain tired—surely we’ve all evolved beyond a circa 1994 gangster rap sensibility when it comes to

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Les Ailes Du Desir

And while we’re revisiting some of our favorite themes today, let’s peek in on the French amateur couple scene for un moment, shall we? Chronicling their erotic exploits online via a portfolio of gauzy self-portraits since 2002, the anonymous (and frequently headless) couple featured in Les Ailes Du Desir share

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