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We pretty much take it as a given that 98% of all porn video files on the interweb are labeled incorrectly. How many times have you downloaded a movie with the filename "brinteyspeers_REALlesbianorgy_xx" and when you open it up, it’s actually some German guy getting spanked in an S&M dungeon?

This week in New York a whole crowd of East Coast smartypants-types made their way into the auditorium at the New School for Social Research to check out a sneak peek of “Afrodite Superstar”, the debut film in Candida Royalle‘s new Femme Chocolat line. All the films in the line

Back in college, we fell in love with the first cute girl that we met who could appreciate George Bataille (and yes, Of Montreal totally stole that line from us on their latest album). Had we known Toronto-based “aeresol artist”, photographer, and erotic provocateur Dana Richardson, we probably would have

· Parents of UCLA students might be interested to know where their tuition dollars are going. To be fair, some of these folks running around in their underwear are probably on scholarship. (laist.com) · Want to spice things up in the bedroom? Try getting busy on these crazy adjustable beds.

Will Kim Kardashian be the new Vivid-Alt contract girl? Will she appear on Showtime having girly pillow fights with Dana DeArmond, Charlotte Stokely, and Sunny Leone? Is the complete movie title (“Kim Kardashian, Superstar featuring Hip Hop Star Ray J”) the porn version of “Scandal Featuring Patty Smyth” or the

It was not lost on us that the boxcover of this movie is a pornographic representation of supplementary angles on a transverse. Would that our tenth grade geometry teacher at Pure Filth High (Go Brainless Twinks!) had used such teaching aids, maybe we wouldn’t get drinks thrown in our faces

· West Coast porn fans can crash the release party for VividAlt’s "East Side Story" tonight in L.A. Hopefully, this whole East/West feud can finally be put to rest. (vividalt.com) · Winona Ryder’s new film looks very interesting. We can’t wait to see her and her two special co-stars on

We’ve been told by people who know such things that blog readers love lists: they’re simple, quick to read, and generate discussion. In fact, we know more than a few websites that rely on them pretty much exclusively—Top 10 this, Worst 8 that. So in that spirit we’re presenting you

Sorry for the overly legalistic post, but you’re probably seeing headlines all over the web today like, "Porn Law Declared Unconstitutional" and "Judge Blocks Online Porn Law" and we thought you might like a little clarification. (Plus, it’s a slow sex news week otherwise.) The law they’re referring to is

After years of trying to figure out how she manages to juggle writing two blogs, a newspaper column, and various book projects with a blowtorch in one hand and a cupcake in the other, we finally figured out how Fleshbot Gal Friday Violet Blue is able to do it all:

As usual, whenever we mention sexy music videos our readers come out of the woodwork to share their own favorite finds (and we love them for it—the tip line is our/your friend!) We even learned something about the concept of DVJs, which is apparently a DJ, but with like pictures

Can it really be a whole two years since we were swept up in the bodaciously buttock’d beauty of Keyra Augustina, the then-19 year old Argentinian hotty who caused sticky keyboards worldwide as the owner of what came to be known as the most celebrated Mystery Booty ever seen on