Archive | March 12, 2007
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Flesh Flicks: Living The Dream

This video clip really is every man’s dream, isn’t it? Well, maybe not the part with the rubber face mask that makes it difficult for you see or breathe, but being serviced by three girls at one time is pretty hot—even if some guys might prefer that one lady not

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Photography by Mikhail Shishov

We don’t pretend to know a whole lot about Russian culture, but the nation does seem to turn out a healthy amount of erotic photographers with a knack for capturing hot babes on film. We think it might have something to do with the long winters and copious amounts of

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Ulysses’ Femdom Art And Fiction

Lest you stumble into his domain looking for a little light bondage play or hot babes posing in latex, Ulysses doesn’t waste any time letting you know what you’re in for as soon as you visit his online repository of femdom fantasy material: “These pages are for those who enjoy

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Keira Knightley Goes Hardcore (Sorta)

Of the dozens of special features that have helped make Disney’s “Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest” DVD one of the best selling titles of the past year, footage of a hardcore threeway starring Keira Knightley getting DP’d by Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom isn’t one of them. Which

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Marital Aid Test Kitchen: Aneros Helix

Very few sex toy companies base their entire business around one toy, but Aneros has managed to do just that even as they’ve virtually halved their potential user base from “people with buttholes” to “dudes with prostates” by sheer design. Based on a medical device for prostates (but a happy

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Sexy Pin-Up Art by Paul John Ballard

Sure, we all doodled the occasional pair of boobies on the inside of our Trapper Keepers when we were in school, but few of us had the talent to turn that hobby into a full-fledged boobie-drawing career. Paul John Ballard makes recreating the female form his stock in trade, but

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Morning Wood: Making A Deal With Ursula Mayes

· Ursula Mayes demonstrates why "Deal or No Deal" is such a popular show. Howie Mandel can’t be that interesting. (latenightpictures.com) · The American Family Association is calling for a boycott of video rental chain Movie Gallery because they offer hardcore porn in their stores. In other news, thank you

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Porn Valley Dispatch: Tera Patrick To Host Everything

Porn überstar Tera Patrick, despite recently framing husband and costar Evan Seinfeld for murder, will host her second adult industry awards show this year on April 5 … with Evan Seinfeld. Patrick also hosted the XBiz Awards in February, and was lovely and charming. The X-Rated Critics’ Organization (XRCO) Awards

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Kim Chambers: A Hard Woman Is Good to Find

Kim Chambers: A Hard Woman Is Good to Find

Kim Chambers thinks the commonly-held belief that “civilians” can’t be as good at sex as the porn stars they admire is an illusion. Just like Doug Henning! “You don’t have to have sex like a porn star to be good in bed,” she says. (Good. Because this correspondent is relieved

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Wet Spots: Kristy Swanson Does Anna Nicole

· "Law & Order: Criminal Intent" will take the first crack at cannibalizing dramatizing the Anna Nicole Smith saga for a episode starring proto-”Buffy” and former Playboy model Kristy Swanson due in May. Geez, she’s been dead a whole month already—what’s taking so long? (Defamer) · Israel’s ambassador to El

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Lene Alexandra’s Boobs Are (More Than Just) OK

Those of you with very good memories and/or an encyclopedic knowledge of Norwegian sex scandals may remember the name Lene Alexandra from a bit part she played in the life of pornstar-turned-Miss Norway contestant Aylar Lie. Has it really been that long since Aylar alleged that she and Lene had

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Porn of the Moment: The Budding Sexuality Of Our Nation’s Junior Colleges

Of the many delights promised by VCA’s new four-hour compilation “Junior College Cock Crammin’” (i.e., the participants were culled from several different movies, none of which necessarily had a college theme) are Hillary Scott, the patriotic Jennifer Steele, and Nicki Hunter. The random star on the box cover indicates that,

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Sophie Anderton Sex Tape Rumors

When future historians of pop culture look back on the first decade of the 21st century, they will no doubt notice how online sex videos became the virtual version of the Schwab’s counter of yore, catapulting obscure female celebrities to heights of fame and notoriety they likely would not have

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How To: Search For Hot Japanese Porn, Part One

We’ve always used our ignorance of the Japanese language as an excuse for being less knowledgeable about the breadth and depths of the Japanese online porn scene than we ought to be—but thanks to our esteem’d colleague Evil Sensei at SenseiSays, who provided a wealth of helpful information on having

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