Archive | January 8, 2007
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How To: Build Your Own Gloryhole

You might think that the most difficult part of building your own gloryhole setup for home use is finding some comely stranger to stick their parts through it, but according to the ever-resourceful Britney at Cum On Britney you’ll have to exercise some careful measuring and construction skills even before

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Moanfest: The Internet Orgasm Contest

Someday, the as-yet-unfulfilled promise of completely immersive virtual reality will mean that we’ll be able to enjoy all those tried-and-true Hot or Not and Rate My (insert body part or sexy article of clothing here) sites not just by merely ogling pictures of the participants, but by being able to

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Flesh Flicks: Arianna Jolee’s 65-Guy Creampie

Say whatever you want about a girl who would gladly subject herself to a 65-guy creampie—go ahead and say it, we’ll wait—but all we can think of is, that’s a lot of, uh, … creampie. This helpful PornoTube clip only includes a handful of the aforementioned guys (and even less

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Narumi’s Story

Life is tough for Narumi: it’s hard enough finding love when you’re a lesbian who’s into being dominated, but try doing it with gigantic (and we do mean gigantic) oversized boobs, complete with five-inch long nipples and a body covered in thick hair. Oh, and did we mention that Narumi

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Celebrity NippleWatch™ Lifetime Achievement Award: Kate Moss

We all know Kate Moss isn’t exactly shy about baring her breasts, since she’s been honored with Celebrity NippleWatch™ sightings here on Fleshbot several times before. Yet when she decides to vacation on the nude beaches of Thailand, that’s still cause for the paparazzi—and their blog enablers—to sit up and

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Morning Wood: Four More Years Rears

· Here’s your chance to own the original “Bushplug” … that’s right, the first George W. Bush butt plug ever produced. Let’s just hope it’s an unused prototype; the whole concept is disturbing enough as it is. (ebay.com) · Despite some interweb rumors to the contrary, Mary Carey has not

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AVN Countdown: T-Minus 5

You can imagine the groping and pawing that goes on at the AVN convention—and if you think it’s tough for me, well, try actually being attractive like Jana Cova here. Last year, Digital Playground hired Larry as the DP Girls’ personal security guard. “Sometimes people get grabby,” said Larry, avoiding

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Wet Spots: Say It Ain’t So, Screech!

· Did the notoriously (allegedly?) well-endowed Dustin "Screech" Diamond use a stunt dick for that homemade sex tape you might have read something about? Does the very mention of either said sex tape or Screech’s dick make your stomach churn a little bit? (nydailynews.com) · No one told us that

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Marital Aid Test Kitchen: The Sinnflut

AR – I’m never one to pass up a good pun, even if sex toy manufacturers sometimes get a bit bludgeon-like with their pun-wielding. But I hard a hearty chuckle when I cracked open the latest mystery box arriving in the mail to discover the Sinnflut. Like all of the

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Toastee’s Takedown: "Flavor Of Love"’s Porn Star

Those of you who kept up with VH1′s "Flavor of Love" last season (it’s OK to admit it; we did too) will remember the ever-toasted Toastee, who was called out by her fellow contestants for her shocking (!) porn past. Not quite as shocking is the fact that a not-so-private

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