Archive | December 22, 2006
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Santa Claus Porn (Dot Com)

When we watched the interns one by one look at SantaClausPorn.com and alternately shriek “It burns!”, weep openly onto their keyboards, and try to knit nooses out of holiday gift ribbon, we knew we had a winner worth sharing. You see, here at Fleshbot we feel that a holiday just

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The Enchanted Doll

You might think we’re a bit doll-obsessed around here: after all, we love The Doll Underground, Fetish Dollies make us giggly, sex dolls really make us want to play with dolls like never before, and fetish figurines make us realize we could become like one of those crazy doll collectors

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Sex Blog Roundup: The Money Shot(s)

To help everyone properly celebrate today’s Global Orgasm For Peace, we’re in it for the money shots in this roundup of some of our favorite recent sex writing on the interweb. Whether they describe their experiences in wet messy prose or demure shuddering allusions, today’s bloggers splatter and splash their

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Top 99 Most Desirable Women: Vote Now!

AskMen wants to know who the most desirable women in the world are. So, they asked, well … men. (And women, too. No one is going stop you girls from sharing your opinion on the subject.) The website has actually already picked out the names for their Top 99 Most

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Plumpr

We’re sure the good people at Flickr never quite saw this application of their photo-sharing social network service coming, but we’re glad to see our fellow pervy-minded geeks putting their talents to good use. In this case that would be sifting through all the sexy photos of big and busty

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Naomi Campbell’s Nude “Livescan”

Gazelle-legged, phone-brandishing, housecleaner-disciplining glamazon Naomi Campbell took a much-needed break from her anger management classes to train her genetically perfect snarl back toward a camera for a few hours, and posed nekkid for photographer Nick Knight’s 3D body scanning device in a warehouse yesterday. Wearing nothing but heels and the

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Morning Wood: Let It Snow!

· It looks like Denver has enough snow for all of us right now, but if you’re looking at a green Christmas this year, Zoo Weekly has some snow bunnies to cheer you up. It is the most wonderful time of the year. (zooweekly.co.uk) · Unless you’re trying to get

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Genki Genki

To say that Genki Genki isn’t vegan safe, vegan friendly and actually may be downright an assault on the world of vegan sex toys, vegan porn, and vegan humans might be a gross understatement—with heavy emphasis on the “gross”. After clicking around on the various photoset still samples and seeing

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Wet Spots: Have A Holly, Jolly Whatever

· Fine … here’s one last set of* naughty Santa photos, courtesy of Ana Beatriz Barros. Merry Frickin’ Christmas. *(Ed. note: Sorry, we couldn’t resist.) (bastardly.com) · See former Miss Nevada Katie Rees in all her uncensored glory. When can we go back to not caring about the Miss USA

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Porn Valley Dispatch: Sex Advice with Savanna Samson

The world of porn star sex advice is murky with doubt. Do those “celebrity publishers” of gentlemen’s magazines really know how to do layout or work in two versions of Quark? It is the same with sex columnists: maybe you can fellate like a champ but can you write about

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DVD: “Filthy’s First Taste”

ClubJenna’s take on reality porn is slightly different from cross-state rival Pink Visual‘s. In “Filthy’s First Taste”, a gang of spike-haired youngish dudes take to the streets of Miami to find “bitches who don’t look like manatees”. Pink Visual’s credo seems to be “We’ll have sex with anybody.” Which worldview

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Flesh Flicks: Christmas Eve Eve Eve

Christmas Eve is Sunday and that means only a few more hours to get your fill of XXXmas-themed porn—naughty elves, funny looking hats, girls in red silk, etc. However, we do have to say that if this is the best the web could do for holiday video cheer, we’re a

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Japanese Game Show Showdown

What’s going on with the Japanese game show enthusiasts today? We are well aware that nobody does weird, wild and wacky like the Japanese, but the rest of the web seems to have uncovered the secret to success in that nation’s competitive game show market: girls bouncing around in their

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